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Post by Dynamite Kid on Apr 6, 2009 20:49:38 GMT -5
"I didn't think we needed to use a condom cause like, I'm pregnant. And once you're pregnant, right, you can't get like... MORE pregnant, right?"
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Post by respectmeordye3 on Apr 7, 2009 14:44:45 GMT -5
"I didn't think we needed to use a condom cause like, I'm pregnant. And once you're pregnant, right, you can't get like... MORE pregnant, right?" And people wonder why it's said that each generation of kids seem to get stupider and stupider......
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Post by Dynamite Kid on Apr 7, 2009 18:36:11 GMT -5
After that girl got off the bus, the ENTIRE bus cracked up laughing. Every person on there. I've never seen unity like that.
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Post by "The Rated XXX Superstar" Jed on Apr 7, 2009 19:13:06 GMT -5
"Don't waste things. That's wasteful." -my old man.
"Flag on the moon. How did it get there?" -from the movie "The Beast of Yucca Flats"
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Strotha
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Post by Strotha on Apr 7, 2009 19:16:33 GMT -5
"I didn't think we needed to use a condom cause like, I'm pregnant. And once you're pregnant, right, you can't get like... MORE pregnant, right?" Can I please use this in a story?
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Post by George Harrison on Apr 7, 2009 19:21:02 GMT -5
After that girl got off the bus, the ENTIRE bus cracked up laughing. Every person on there. I've never seen unity like that. There is a FB page for stuff like this that people overhear in my city. Funny as f***
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Post by Dynamite Kid on Apr 8, 2009 19:22:32 GMT -5
Can I please use this in a story? What do you mean?
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Strotha
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Post by Strotha on Apr 8, 2009 19:36:57 GMT -5
Can I please use this in a story? What do you mean? I'm a writer.
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Post by Dynamite Kid on Apr 8, 2009 19:41:35 GMT -5
Sure thing. What are you going to use it in? Can I read the bit you put it in when you do?
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Strotha
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Post by Strotha on Apr 8, 2009 19:45:55 GMT -5
Sure thing. What are you going to use it in? Can I read the bit you put it in when you do? Thanks.I don't know what I'll put it in yet, but you can read it when it's done.
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Post by Dynamite Kid on Apr 9, 2009 16:37:53 GMT -5
Well drop me a PM on here if you get around to using it.
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Post by joestodge on Apr 9, 2009 17:32:06 GMT -5
while at a circus. there was a man riding around the ring on a rhino. some girl beside me says: thats sorking disgusting the poor rhino is sweating!
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Apr 9, 2009 17:35:22 GMT -5
Around the time "Snakes on a Plane" was released, somebody at a movie theater was looking at the poster of it and said, in a really snotty and demeaning way...
"All that movie is about is a bunch of snakes on a plane."
No excretory matter, Sherlock! That's why it's called "Snakes on a Plane".
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Post by respectmeordye3 on Apr 9, 2009 21:17:56 GMT -5
Around the time "Snakes on a Plane" was released, somebody at a movie theater was looking at the poster of it and said, in a really snotty and demeaning way... "All that movie is about is a bunch of snakes on a plane." No excretory matter, Sherlock! That's why it's called "Snakes on a Plane". Maybe they thought it was a movie like "Planet Of The Apes" but this time it was about a astronaut mouse who lands on a plane inhabitated by intelligent snake mice people hybrids?
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Post by Hawk Hart on Apr 9, 2009 21:28:53 GMT -5
Around the time "Snakes on a Plane" was released, somebody at a movie theater was looking at the poster of it and said, in a really snotty and demeaning way... "All that movie is about is a bunch of snakes on a plane." No excretory matter, Sherlock! That's why it's called "Snakes on a Plane". Maybe they thought it was a movie like "Planet Of The Apes" but this time it was about a astronaut mouse who lands on a plane inhabitated by intelligent snake mice people hybrids? Snake People?! Like THIS guy?!
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Post by Cela on Apr 10, 2009 0:03:47 GMT -5
When I went to see I. Robot. Before it started, a girl behind me let out this gem.
Did you know this is based on a true story?
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Post by MAGGLE on Apr 11, 2009 12:38:17 GMT -5
I like fat women is the weirdest thing I have ever heard
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Apr 11, 2009 12:42:04 GMT -5
Downtown in Seattle one night, there was a drunk homeless guy shouting "get back here, f***pickle!" at his dog. F___pickle is by far one of the funniest word's I'd ever heard at the time.
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Post by Tigerlily on Apr 11, 2009 12:53:58 GMT -5
Some of my friends went into town the other day and were about to cross the road and this woman breaks the heel of her shoe and she starts shouting at them going 'You f***ing pricks! You f***ing idiots! This is all your fault!' And they were like what? So my friend Hannah starts laughing and the woman goes 'Shut the f*** up you stupid bitch' so they walk away and the woman starts to follow them. They were about 2 foot away from her when this was all going down. Random.
My friend Hannah has also been offered weed before as 'you have good sex on it'.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Apr 11, 2009 13:04:02 GMT -5
When I went to see I. Robot. Before it started, a girl behind me let out this gem. Did you know this is based on a true story? Are you sure she was talking about that movie?
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