Weirdest things you've ever heard said.........

[respectmeordye3]

Just a few:

When Hogan turned Heel and joined the NWO during his WCW run.......

"I Never thought I'd say he was yellow, but he may be wearing red but he's wearing red AND yellow..."--one of WCW's commentators--though I do not remember which one.


Ooooookay......whatever the blazes that meant. Even if it made no sense at all.......




"The Truman Show is just about a guy that discovers that his whole world was nothing but a television set and that his entire life has been getting broadcasted on TV for the last 30 years...I mean big deal--so what?---a regular person who saw the movie and hated it.

Um......yeah, just for the record buddy, you did see the Trailer for the movie before you went and saw it right? Because that's exactly what the Trailer indicated what the film was about so what were you expecting? another dumb and brainless--not to mention unfunny comedy filled with lame toilet humor instead of any kind of plot?





And perhaps the most bizarre:
PETA was going to put a paticular movie star's sweat soaked towel up for sale in order to help a Charity fund.......One of the memers at the meeting however claimed that she had an idea that was billions of times better than just selling the towel.

She felt that it would be a better idea to actually extract the sweat FROM the towel and use it to make a special Tofu, with the star's sweat being the main ingredient...It was her opinion that it huge be a huge hit and that people would go crazy in wanting to have said "tofu"

Not surprisingly, not only did the star dismiss the idea in disgust....so did the rest of the PETA memebers who were at the meeting.

[Macho Dude Handy Damage]

It was Tony Schiavone.

[mcclanahan]

if it wasn't for my horse, I never would have spent that year in college



sorry...it makes so little sence that it always makes me laugh...thank you Lewis Black

[REDUNBECK~!]

"What's the deal with the new magic eight ball?"

I said this spontaneously one day when my father saw fit to wake me up from a nap. I woke up and just...said it. I don't know what it means, I don't know what I must have been dreaming of to inspire it (if anything). All I know is it makes no sense and we're still pondering it four years later. Do they even have a new magic eight ball? It's always the same, right down to the stupid messages inside.

[thesam07]

The stupidest thing I have heard anyone say, off the top of my head would be one time in Year 11, my friends and I were sitting on the oval during lunch. And my friend Jy picked a piece of grass, put it on his top lip and said "Look, I'm Mexican....Oui!"
The rest of us were rolling in laughter for the next few minutes, for 2 reasons;
1) Instead of saying "Si" (Mexican) he said "Oui" (French) and;
2) Why would having a grass mustache qualify as being Mexican?

[kendrick1989]

During WrestleMania tonight from a friend of a friend:

"Mickey Rourke was homeless for 8 years, that's how he learned to fight like that!"

[Cela]

I've been sending this to my friends and never explaining it.



It really does win.

[Brother Coyote]

Top THIS.

The other day I walked into the living room and my eldest sister who is in her early 30's was watching Unbreakable I walked in right as it ended and those little boxes of text popped up and told the audience what happened to the main characters after the movie ended.

My sister then said "Wow, this is a true story? That's nuts."

I then spent nearly 10 minutes explaining to her that JUST because it had little boxes of text telling you what happens after the movie doesn't necessarily mean that it was a true story.

"No, David I'm pretty sure they only do that for true stories."

ugh.

I of course cited Animal House.

[Deleted]

I was at a comedy club one time and one of the acts was blasted. I don't know why he decided to get so hammered before his act, but I'm glad he did because he gave us the line...

"How am I suppose to eat my soup without my envelope?"

...for no apparent reason. He just kind of slipped it in there.

And I'm so thankful because it's become one of the lines that my friends and I always use for weird situations.

[Randy Barber 4-Life]

I was sitting in the DMV one day, the same DMV that's been there for years. This old guy walks in, takes a look around, kind of under his breath mumbles a puzzled "Hm..." Then he looks at all of us in the waiting room and says "Anybody know where the tomato man is?"




And another guy actually started giving him directions.

It was like one of those bizarre dreams that doesn't make sense, except it was real.

[Beav]

A few years back a buddy of mine and I were talking about the wrestler known as Mordecai. He just turns to me and says, "Mordecai is like the Undertaker playing checkers with Jesus."

[Tigerlily]

Years ago me, my sister and my Dad were stood outside of Woolworths and they had a massive blow up Clifford The Big Red Dog and some dog's barking the distance and out of the blue you here some mother going 'No dear, that's not Clifford barking.'

[default]

A few years back at my friends, we were sitting around playing video games and messing around on the internet. A friend asked another friend a question and he replied "her ba der". We still use that expression every now again when we don't know the answer.

[arrogantmodel]

Ok, to set the scene:

I'm over my friend's house. We're little kids watching Homeward Bound. My friend's brother, who is about 15 or 16 at the time comes into the room and says in a dead serious tone of voice...

"I bet those ain't their real voices."

We just looked at each other and went back to the movie.

[Bobeddy]

My friend Arron fell asleep on the couch. As I'm walking past I accidentally hit his foot, at which point he sleepily announces...

"That ain't half right there, love!"

[Deleted]

"George Clinton - is he related to Bill Clinton?"

[Cela]

YEEHAA Its Rainin Plastic Fish!

[strykerdarksilence]

On rugby tour in France, breaking curfew to go out for a smoke etc, we tried in vain to wake up one of the lads.

"Gaz, do you want to come out for a drink?"
"NOT WITHOUT MY SPROUTS!"

He then continued sleeping as we tried not to wake everbody laughing.

[George Harrison]

I can remember walking passed a random house one day, and one woman saying to another woman that she wont be in so she'll leave the spare key under the cat.


lol

[Bedlam LadyD]

"Jen, can you please stop kicking me?"
"Maybe, if you'd STOP DANCING ON THE CEILING!"

The response is from my sister-in-law, said in her sleep to her best friend.