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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2009 16:21:36 GMT -5
As a result of a surplus of several thousand index cards with me at the moment, that I obtained from a coworker yesterday.
As for why he had so many index cards (roughly four thousand) he does not know, but he needed some way to get rid of them, and having no actual reason to say "no," I took it upon myself to procure them. Only problem is, I have no idea what to do with them. But I'm not selling them, because that would be a waste of something else I could do with this utterly random opportunity.
So............any ideas? Build a bridge out of 'em? Make and sell a cheap, horrid trading card game? Throw them at people, Gambit-style?
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Post by Claw died on Apr 5, 2009 16:28:34 GMT -5
Draw boobs on all of them.
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Post by CM Dazz on Apr 5, 2009 16:30:06 GMT -5
World's largest house of cards.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Apr 5, 2009 16:30:44 GMT -5
What the F is an index card?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2009 16:30:53 GMT -5
Draw boobs on all of them. ALL of them? That may take me an awfully long time, though. Although I could turn those into trading cards and sell them to local perverts...which, may or may not prove to be lucrative. |
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Post by Claw died on Apr 5, 2009 16:31:28 GMT -5
Draw boobs on all of them. ALL of them? That may take me an awfully long time, though. Although I could turn those into trading cards and sell them to local perverts...which, may or may not prove to be lucrative. Exactly. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2009 16:32:47 GMT -5
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Apr 5, 2009 16:35:02 GMT -5
And you've got 4000 useless ones just sitting in your house now? That's the most random thing I've ever heard in my life. Make your own currency out of them. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2009 16:39:37 GMT -5
ALL of them? That may take me an awfully long time, though. Although I could turn those into trading cards and sell them to local perverts...which, may or may not prove to be lucrative. Exactly. Your point is quite valid...unfortunately I do not know where the local perverts reside, 'cept maybe for those strip clubs, but one always seems to be burnin' down around here, and that's not a great time to be carrying a bunch of paper with ya. |
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Post by Insomniac on Apr 5, 2009 16:44:22 GMT -5
You can never have too many index cards. Use them to make a flip-book. Preferably one that shows boobs bouncing up and down.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2009 16:47:53 GMT -5
I like the recommendations I'm getting here. Most of them involve boobs. I too enjoy boobs. As a result I'm going to have to say one of any of the boob-related ideas sound especially tempting now.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Apr 5, 2009 16:52:27 GMT -5
I like the recommendations I'm getting here. Most of them involve boobs. I too enjoy boobs. As a result I'm going to have to say one of any of the boob-related ideas sound especially tempting now. So my idea was bad, huh?  FINE, make your own currency out off them... by replacing Washington's face with boobies. |
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Post by Insomniac on Apr 5, 2009 16:56:39 GMT -5
So my idea was bad, huh? FINE, make your own currency out off them... by replacing Washington's face with boobies. Now you're thinking. But he needs to start out with a higher denomination to maximize his profits, peferably a $50 bill. Put boobs over the face and name him U-Boobies S. Grant. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2009 17:00:14 GMT -5
So my idea was bad, huh? FINE, make your own currency out off them... by replacing Washington's face with boobies. Now you're thinking. But he needs to start out with a higher denomination to maximize his profits, peferably a $50 bill. Put boobs over the face and name him U-Boobies S. Grant. Or, I could just use someone who does have boobs and make them the visual focus of the currency. It'd do pretty damn well, I think. I mean, who'd you rather have looking at you on the hundred dollar bill...some old, fat balding guy, or some frighteningly attractive woman? Hmmm. Somehow I'm expecting more people to say the former rather than the latter. That's WC for you... |
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Post by Insomniac on Apr 5, 2009 17:01:39 GMT -5
Depends on how fat and how balding he is.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Apr 5, 2009 17:03:44 GMT -5
Now you're thinking. But he needs to start out with a higher denomination to maximize his profits, peferably a $50 bill. Put boobs over the face and name him U-Boobies S. Grant. Or, I could just use someone who does have boobs and make them the visual focus of the currency. For some reason, I believe her name would start with M and end with Elina. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2009 17:05:37 GMT -5
Depends on how fat and how balding he is. Danny Devito. |
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Post by Milkman Norm on Apr 5, 2009 17:32:08 GMT -5
1. Find the Merv Griffin set in a nearby dumpster
2. Set it up in your apartment
3. Have your friends over and read question off of your index cards
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Post by Insomniac on Apr 5, 2009 17:35:30 GMT -5
Depends on how fat and how balding he is. Danny Devito. Devito Dollars. Yes, I like this. 1. Find the Merv Griffin set in a nearby dumpster 2. Set it up in your apartment 3. Have your friends over and read question off of your index cards Actually, is it too late to change my answer? |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2009 17:40:25 GMT -5
Or, I could just use someone who does have boobs and make them the visual focus of the currency. For some reason, I believe her name would start with M and end with Elina. What, I have no idea who this Ms. Elina is that you're talking about.  Devito Dollars. Yes, I like this. 1. Find the Merv Griffin set in a nearby dumpster 2. Set it up in your apartment 3. Have your friends over and read question off of your index cards Actually, is it too late to change my answer? I KNEW IT! Oh, and yes. It IS too late. Damn your favoring of Danny DeVito! I suppose you've watched Throw Momma From the Train more than Batman Returns, otherwise your opinion on the matter may have been different... |
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