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Post by Silent Brad on Apr 17, 2009 22:08:02 GMT -5
You Ever Seen A Grown Man Naked?
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Apr 17, 2009 22:09:35 GMT -5
Do you like movies about Gladiators?
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Post by Mattification on Apr 17, 2009 22:10:25 GMT -5
Aw I was going to mention how I got a flying lesson for my 18th birthday. Which was awesome.
Anyway, I like Gladiator movies.
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Apr 17, 2009 22:11:42 GMT -5
Have you ever been in a Turkish Prison?
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Post by General Adam on Apr 17, 2009 22:12:00 GMT -5
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
EDIT: Aww beaten to it.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Apr 17, 2009 22:26:15 GMT -5
You like to hang around the gymnasium?
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Post by Jason Todd Grisham on Apr 17, 2009 22:52:03 GMT -5
My parents never explained that joke to me.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Apr 17, 2009 23:01:22 GMT -5
My parents never explained that joke to me. What a pisser! |
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Post by "The Rated XXX Superstar" Jed on Apr 17, 2009 23:03:20 GMT -5
And stop calling me Shirley!
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Post by Insomniac on Apr 17, 2009 23:10:02 GMT -5
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.
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Post by TheShowStoppin Classic JBHENDU on Apr 17, 2009 23:40:36 GMT -5
I thought this was a thread about cockfighting ( IE"chicken fights").....
If that was the case, yes I have been in a Cock Pit before. Where I'm from in Newport, Tennessee, is famous, or infamous rather for that. My old hish chool's nickname is" "The Fighting Cocks" and our stadium was called the "cock pit"
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Post by Jay T. Jackson: Son of Samuel on Apr 18, 2009 0:01:22 GMT -5
Hey, knock a self a pro, Slick! That gray matter backlot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in', man!
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Post by Impact Zone's #1 DUMMY...YEAH on Apr 18, 2009 1:07:15 GMT -5
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Post by dsriggs on Apr 18, 2009 8:36:44 GMT -5
I just wanted to tell you both "Good luck", we're all counting on you!
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Apr 18, 2009 9:02:04 GMT -5
Ever do a Danish King?
BURP!
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Post by Jiren on Apr 18, 2009 9:10:18 GMT -5
*Warning language*
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2009 9:44:22 GMT -5
Do you like it when a dog grabs your leg and rubs up and down?
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Post by Hawk Hart on Apr 18, 2009 13:16:29 GMT -5
Joey: Wait a minute. I know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.
Roger Murdock: I'm sorry son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.
Joey: You are Kareem. I've seen you play. My dad's got season tickets.
Roger Murdock: I think you should go back to your seat now Joey. Right Clarence?
Captain Oveur: Nahhhhhh, he's not bothering anyone, let him stay here.
Roger Murdock: But just remember, my name is
[showing his nametag]
Roger Murdock: ROGER MURDOCK. I'm an airline pilot.
Joey: I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense.
[Kareem's getting mad]
Joey: And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs.
Roger Murdock: The hell I don't. LISTEN KID. I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.
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Post by Cela on Apr 18, 2009 13:26:33 GMT -5
It's Lieutenant Hurwitz. Severe shell-shock. Thinks he's Ethel Merman.
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Post by "The Rated XXX Superstar" Jed on Apr 18, 2009 13:46:48 GMT -5
Jim never vomits at home...
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