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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Apr 18, 2009 0:33:52 GMT -5
OK, the original thread idea may have been in bad taste, so I'll just change it to the best 30 Rock quotes...
I'll go with my favourite...
Jack Donaghy: "How dare you come up to me and address me like some plumber's wife, in front of *forgot the name of the two GE guys*? (Liz Lemon: I don't know who those guys are.) Really? Your ignorance was obvious when you waddled up to me with your thin-lipped mouth full of greasy peasant food, and addressed me by my Christian name in front of the gentlemen from Fairfield? That's Fairfield, Connecticut, Lemon. GE HEADQUARTERS! But you wouldn't have known that with your nigh 40 years of public education and daytime television. If you ever pull a bush-league stunt like that again I'll have you writing promos for Arena Football so fast it'll make your inexplicably small head spin."
*pause as the GE guys walk away*
*quietly* "I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry."
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2009 0:34:28 GMT -5
*walks in thread*
*takes a bagel*
*walks out of thread*
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Apr 18, 2009 0:39:42 GMT -5
In hindsight I'm just gonna make it a thread for the best 30 Rock quotes or something...
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Post by Marky Mark...Mark on Apr 18, 2009 0:39:47 GMT -5
What is the C word? Cancer? Chlamydia? Cargo? Carhart? Carmobile?
OH THAT WORD! I got you.
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Post by Insomniac on Apr 18, 2009 0:41:12 GMT -5
What is the C word? Cancer? Chlamydia? Cargo? Carhart? Carmobile? It rhymes with the name of your favorite Todd Rundgren album. |
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Post by "The Rated XXX Superstar" Jed on Apr 18, 2009 0:41:38 GMT -5
Cactus.
EDIT: So that's not it then?
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Apr 18, 2009 0:48:02 GMT -5
What is the C word? Cancer? Chlamydia? Cargo? Carhart? Carmobile? It rhymes with the name of your favorite Todd Rundgren album. It rhymes with "Hermit of Mink Hollow"? |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2009 0:52:48 GMT -5
"I want to go to there."
Tracy: What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers. Wordplay!
Liz: That is solid.
What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome.
Liz: Hello, I'm sorry, may I speak to Floyd, please?...Oh, he's in the shower...I am conducting a survey for the Ranford Group, and, uh, how old are you?...And your weight?...And when was the last time you had intercourse?...Who is this? Who are you? I'm your worst nightmare, is who I is.
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Post by Insomniac on Apr 18, 2009 0:54:51 GMT -5
I love this thread so much, I wanna take it behind the middle school, and get it pregnant!
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Post by Paul Servo on Apr 18, 2009 2:11:52 GMT -5
I love foxy boxing! It combines my to favorite things, boxing and referees
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Post by MiLo Duck on Apr 18, 2009 2:29:18 GMT -5
Most anything Tracy Morgan says.
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Team Rocket
In a beaker?
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Post by Tigerlily on Apr 18, 2009 3:08:09 GMT -5
You look like Gene Simmons had sex with a basset hound!
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Apr 18, 2009 9:49:25 GMT -5
I thought I was gonna see the top 30 quotes from wrestler The Rock
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Post by Widow's Peak on Apr 18, 2009 10:22:27 GMT -5
This thread makes my mind grapes hurt.  |
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Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
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Post by The Line on Apr 18, 2009 12:20:34 GMT -5
"There's mayonnaise on this grilled cheese? WHAAAT"
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Apr 18, 2009 13:14:57 GMT -5
"I don't drink hot liquids, that's the devil's temperature."
(After Tracy has a regular conversation). "Ha Ha, BANTER."
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Post by Insomniac on Apr 18, 2009 14:53:47 GMT -5
Friendship and trust in the entourage is the most important thing. Like that HBO show, John Adams.
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Don Corleone
And if this were my career, I'd have to throw myself in front of a train.
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Post by Daveman on Apr 18, 2009 15:22:33 GMT -5
Liz: Why are you wearing a tux?
Jack: It's after 6 o'clock, Lemon. What am I, a farmer?
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Post by sam_III on Apr 18, 2009 16:20:07 GMT -5
Tracy Jordon: "I'm from the government! I'm here to inspect the chicken nuggets!"
That was the line that really got me into the show.
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Post by The Line on Apr 18, 2009 17:21:37 GMT -5
Tracy: I believe that the moon does not exist. I believe that vampires are the world's greatest golfers but their curse is they never get a chance to prove it. I believe that there are 31 letters in the white alphabet.
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