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Post by Loki on Apr 15, 2009 3:51:59 GMT -5
No, but then again, I never bought/taped porn myself. All I had to do was seeing if dad had bought/taped something new every once in a while... And let's say there was often fresh material.
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Post by Blade Braxton on Apr 15, 2009 3:57:34 GMT -5
Pizza, porn, horror movies and the NWA Friday night Power Hour. An ideal weekend party night at my house with my friends in 1989. NWA wrestling from 1989, porno and horror movies. All that's missing is Chinese take-out and that'll complete my weekend. Wet Dream On Elm Street? LOL. I take it someone else was renting Backside To the Future. Wet Dream is a classic. I've still got the copy I made. I've wanted to induct it on Halloween for years, but just haven't gotten around to it. Wanted to do that and the epic Jason Voorhees vs. Hollywood from GLOW (portraying Wonder Woman) naked apartment wrestling DVD she sent me as a gift after we had her on WC Radio a few years back. It's great!!!
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Post by Triple Kelly on Apr 15, 2009 4:14:14 GMT -5
NWA wrestling from 1989, porno and horror movies. All that's missing is Chinese take-out and that'll complete my weekend. Wet Dream On Elm Street? LOL. I take it someone else was renting Backside To the Future. Wet Dream is a classic. I've still got the copy I made. I've wanted to induct it on Halloween for years, but just haven't gotten around to it. Wanted to do that and the epic Jason Voorhees vs. Hollywood from GLOW (portraying Wonder Woman) naked apartment wrestling DVD she sent me as a gift after we had her on WC Radio a few years back. It's great!!! On second thought, NWA 1989 is like porn to me, lol. Those are inductions I can definitely get behind....no, not that way.
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Post by Childish Gambino on Apr 15, 2009 4:18:45 GMT -5
No.... I will feel totally ashamed if she found my collection: Of Geek collectibles! ..... She thinks I'm more cultured Id be ashamed if she found my Hawks paraphernalia
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Post by Blade Braxton on Apr 15, 2009 4:31:24 GMT -5
On second thought, NWA 1989 is like porn to me, lol. Ha ha, you're telling me. Try being a 14 year old boy and seeing Nancy Sullivan's boobs damn near popping out on a weekly basis. Better than porn.
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Post by Macho Dude Handy Damage on Apr 15, 2009 4:48:12 GMT -5
Blade, Kelly.... You two creep me the f*** out!
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Post by Triple Kelly on Apr 15, 2009 4:49:37 GMT -5
Blade, Kelly.... You two creep me the f*** out! After THIS long, NOOOOW we creep you out?? Where have you been?? On second thought, NWA 1989 is like porn to me, lol. Ha ha, you're telling me. Try being a 14 year old boy and seeing Nancy Sullivan's boobs damn near popping out on a weekly basis. Better than porn. LOL. Yeah, a more innocent time then. When more was left to your imagination.
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Post by Blade Braxton on Apr 15, 2009 5:03:30 GMT -5
When more was left to your imagination. If Nancy, Elizabeth, Missy Hyatt and Dark Journey did all the magazine shoots, got the airtime and dressed like the Divas do now back then, I'd probably have flunked out of high school cause my hands would be too cramped to even write my name on a math quiz.
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Post by Triple Kelly on Apr 15, 2009 5:14:48 GMT -5
When more was left to your imagination. If Nancy, Elizabeth, Missy Hyatt and Dark Journey did all the magazine shoots, got the airtime and dressed like the Divas do now back then, I'd probably have flunked out of high school cause my hands would be too cramped to even write my name on a math quiz. Forget the math quiz, you wouldn't have been able to walk out your front door without collapsing face-first into the "WELCOME" mat from exhaustion.
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Post by Macho Dude Handy Damage on Apr 15, 2009 5:20:14 GMT -5
Blade, Kelly.... You two creep me the f*** out! After THIS long, NOOOOW we creep you out?? Where have you been?? I was just over there.
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Post by Annette on Apr 15, 2009 9:51:29 GMT -5
I never had a collection - and by the time I ever wanted one, I discovered that it could be found for free online... thus I STILL don't have a collection!
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Apr 15, 2009 9:58:54 GMT -5
Not as bad as finding your mother in your collection
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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan on Apr 15, 2009 10:33:38 GMT -5
With two hundred of them lying around, it's sorta hard for me to hide my collection.
Oh... wait... you mean porn? Oh, I keep all of that hidden BEHIND my Transformers collection so she can't see it. ;D
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Post by darthalexander on Apr 15, 2009 10:34:15 GMT -5
This is all baby stuff. My mother found a photo of me being very "close" to a porn star. I was mortified and then some. She was ok with it though, never really brought it up or anything.
I remember Wet Dream On Elm Street. I still remember that clown who was "Freddy".
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Post by bob on Apr 15, 2009 10:39:23 GMT -5
never had one
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Post by farmeriggy on Apr 15, 2009 10:52:39 GMT -5
I left some gay porn on the downstairs computer, shut off the monitor, and waited. My mom was mortified. She couldn't eat dinner. But she said nothing. So I never told her it was a prank.
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Post by Thrillho on Apr 15, 2009 11:20:00 GMT -5
Yeah she's found mine before, mainly because I keep it where she can see it so she'll stop using my laptop because she buys stuff with my itunes account and runs down my battery.
What I don't understand though is when we first got internet, the first thing she said is it's perfectly fine for me to watch porn, she even encouraged it, as long as my little sister never sees.
Fine, even though this was when I was 14, and yet only last week, she freaked out when she found a condom wrapper in my bin (Yeah, she's one of those "analyzes your rubbish when she emptys it" mums.) And I'm 19!
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Apr 15, 2009 11:24:22 GMT -5
Yes when I moved out of home she found them cleaning my old room. Oh yeah the moving issue. Here are some tips for anyone that needs to move 'things' from one place to the other discreetly: - Decide whether you want to keep them or not. I recommend throwing them out and starting a new after the move. When throwing them out... Do not throw them in your bin. Wait for bin night and throw them in a bin in another street.
- If you want to take them with you when you move. Put it at the the bottom of a box and place other things over the top (Books are good). And remember what box you put them in.
- Make sure it's you and only you that handles the box with your merchandise in it.
I just put them all in a box and labled it "Porn".
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Post by bibboid on Apr 15, 2009 12:20:51 GMT -5
I had a stack of National Lampoon magazines with the occasional Playboy mixed in that I kept in the bookcase in my room. Mom knew that they were there and didn't make a big deal over them. By being open about my collection she had no reason to search any further......which would have led to her finding my stash of Swedish Erotica magazines which were hidden under a false bottom on the inside of my dresser.
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Apr 15, 2009 12:22:12 GMT -5
Oh yeah. Threw it all out. I couldn't believe it but how do you argue over something like that? We never spoke of it.
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