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Post by Sir Woodrow on Apr 15, 2009 8:25:06 GMT -5
DC is proud to announce that The Watchmen are returning this summer in the all new comic from Jeph Loeb and Rob Liefeld:
The New Watchmen!
It is the year 2009 and Adrian Veidt has put together an all new team of crime fighters.
The Comedian 2.0: Now a part cybernetic soldier with a mysterious past.
Night Spectre:The child of Nite Owl and Silk Spectre,Sally Dreiberg joins so she can uncover the conspiracy behind the disappearance of her parents.
Ink Blot: A wise cracking teen vigilante.
And thats all I got so far.
Anyone else have any shitty ideas for this?
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Post by AriadosMan on Apr 15, 2009 8:32:15 GMT -5
Rob Liefield can't write The New Watchmen unless it has the words
"BLOOD", "DEATH", and "STRIKE" involved somehow. Adrian has to clone a new Bubastis, make it half demon and call it BLOODDEATHSTORMKITTY for the team to be complete!
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Apr 15, 2009 8:36:54 GMT -5
Rob Liefield can't write The New Watchmen unless it has the words "BLOOD", "DEATH", and "STRIKE" involved somehow. Adrian has to clone a new Bubastis, make it half demon and call it BLOODDEATHSTORMKITTY for the team to be complete! The comic will feature story in a story "Tales from the Black Freighter 2 Bloodstrike" |
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Post by teamjd on Apr 15, 2009 8:39:06 GMT -5
Geoff Johns writes stories called 'JSA: All Stars' and 'Day of Judgment'
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Post by The Tank on Apr 15, 2009 9:09:04 GMT -5
In some way which the true outcome won't be revealed for years, the entire X-Force team is tragically killed off.
So, a new group of mutants with...."less than super" abilities takes up the X-Force mantle, in the name of superherodom and superstardom!
...no, wait, that would be f***ing stupid.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Apr 15, 2009 9:12:47 GMT -5
Geoff Johns writes stories called 'JSA: All Stars' and 'Day of Judgment' Quiet, you. I'd love to avoid the Liefeld cliche, but I'm not sure I can... okay, I'll go with Fabian Nicieza art for a Roy Thomas version of The Authority. |
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Apr 15, 2009 9:13:30 GMT -5
"Kitty loves Colossus" as written by Joss Whedon, in which Peter's family are all brought back to life by magical deus ex machina, Kitty acts like she's still 14 and all they can talk about is their perfect, schmoopy love in increasingly annoying Buffy-speak. Peter Wisdom is crying in a corner somewhere.
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Post by teamjd on Apr 15, 2009 9:14:33 GMT -5
"Kitty loves Colossus" as written by Joss Whedon, in which Peter's family are all brought back to life by magical deus ex machina, Kitty acts like she's still 14 and all they can talk about is their perfect, schmoopy love in increasingly annoying Buffy-speak. Peter Wisdom is crying in a corner somewhere. Don't you know Peter's family is only "dead by YOUR standards"? |
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Apr 15, 2009 9:17:23 GMT -5
Create a bad comic?  Do I win? ;D |
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Post by jamofpearls on Apr 15, 2009 9:18:35 GMT -5
After we finally learn through years of build up of Wolverine's true origin, history, present, future, death...everything. We cut to the next panel of Patrick Duffy waking up saying "it was all a dream?"
Then he reaches under the sheet, and pulls out a wolverine mask...or was it?
NEXT ISSUE Patrick Duffy searches for answers, and wonders why dallas was ever canceled.
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Post by jamofpearls on Apr 15, 2009 9:18:53 GMT -5
Create a bad comic? Do I win? ;D That was soooo gonna be my joke. |
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Apr 15, 2009 9:31:13 GMT -5
"Kitty loves Colossus" as written by Joss Whedon, in which Peter's family are all brought back to life by magical deus ex machina, Kitty acts like she's still 14 and all they can talk about is their perfect, schmoopy love in increasingly annoying Buffy-speak. Peter Wisdom is crying in a corner somewhere. Joss announced as Avengers writer. Kitty Pryde joins the team and now Iron Man and Captain America can't do anything without the assistance of her. |
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Apr 15, 2009 9:33:39 GMT -5
Geoff Johns writes stories called 'JSA: All Stars' and 'Day of Judgment' Quiet, you. I'd love to avoid the Liefeld cliche, but I'm not sure I can... okay, I'll go with Fabian Nicieza art for a Roy Thomas version of The Authority. Will there be big guns and small feet, plus utility belts with lots of pouches? |
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Apr 15, 2009 9:35:36 GMT -5
Geoff Johns writes stories called 'JSA: All Stars' and 'Day of Judgment' Quiet, you. I'd love to avoid the Liefeld cliche, but I'm not sure I can... okay, I'll go with Fabian Nicieza art for a Roy Thomas version of The Authority. That would have to be some dire art. I seem to recall Fabian is a writer not an artist. |
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Apr 15, 2009 9:36:50 GMT -5
Liefeld would give The Engineer pouches. yes, the woman whose costume is basically a skintight layer of liquid metal... she'd have pouches.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Apr 15, 2009 9:40:34 GMT -5
Liefeld would give The Engineer pouches. yes, the woman whose costume is basically a skintight layer of liquid metal... she'd have pouches. And no feet. |
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Apr 15, 2009 9:45:54 GMT -5
that'd probably make demonstating Swift's powers very difficult, seeing how they rely on her flying at top speed and tearing you apart with the talons in her feet.
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Post by Solid Stryk-Dizzle on Apr 15, 2009 9:46:00 GMT -5
VGcats. Done.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Apr 15, 2009 9:48:12 GMT -5
Quiet, you. I'd love to avoid the Liefeld cliche, but I'm not sure I can... okay, I'll go with Fabian Nicieza art for a Roy Thomas version of The Authority. That would have to be some dire art. I seem to recall Fabian is a writer not an artist. You know what, I've got my hacks confused here... I meant to say Marc Silvestri. |
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Apr 15, 2009 9:50:29 GMT -5
It's Dwayne Mcduffie month!
All books all publishers all written by Dwayne Mcduffie!
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