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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Apr 15, 2009 9:51:01 GMT -5
Jeph Loeb presents the all-new, all-gorn all the time sequel to Strangers in Paradise
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Post by Baixo Astral on Apr 15, 2009 9:52:43 GMT -5
Could someone explain the Jeph Loeb hate?
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Apr 15, 2009 9:54:05 GMT -5
Could someone explain the Jeph Loeb hate? He's a good writer but he's gone a little batshit crazy lately with his plots.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Apr 15, 2009 9:54:15 GMT -5
Reginald Hudlin presents the all new all black and somehow all racist Avengers. he is ofcourse oblivious to the racist overtones of the book. the first arc consists of Black Panther keeping his cure for cancer out of those fool americans' hands because they don't give him respect. and yes he is somehow portrayed as being ustified for doing so.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Apr 15, 2009 9:56:28 GMT -5
Vince Russo's American Splendour.
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Post by Time Lord Soundwave on Apr 15, 2009 10:37:58 GMT -5
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Post by darthalexander on Apr 15, 2009 10:38:07 GMT -5
Liefeld - Watchmen? Oh god no........ Except it would be called "The Clockmen" and they'd all have big guns and their costumes would be very similar to the costumes of the Watchmen. The new Manhattan will be the daughter of course who will have a 44 DDD chest. The only Watchmen I want is "L'iL Watchmen: V for Vacation".
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Apr 15, 2009 10:44:39 GMT -5
Liefeld - Watchmen? Oh god no........ Except it would be called "The Clockmen" and they'd all have big guns and their costumes would be very similar to the costumes of the Watchmen. The new Manhattan will be the daughter of course who will have a 44 DDD chest. The only Watchmen I want is "L'iL Watchmen: V for Vacation". That was actually Watchmen Babies, but still, yeah I'd read that.
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Post by Time Lord Soundwave on Apr 15, 2009 10:53:19 GMT -5
Liefeld - Watchmen? Oh god no........ Except it would be called "The Clockmen" and they'd all have big guns and their costumes would be very similar to the costumes of the Watchmen. The new Manhattan will be the daughter of course who will have a 44 DDD chest. The only Watchmen I want is "L'iL Watchmen: V for Vacation". That was actually Watchmen Babies, but still, yeah I'd read that. "Alan Moore! I love those 'Radioactive Man' comics you wrote." "You liked that I turned him into a heroin addicted jazz critic who isn't radioactive?" "Eh, I don't read the words. I just like it when he punches people."
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Post by Johawn on Apr 15, 2009 15:19:54 GMT -5
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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan on Apr 15, 2009 16:42:24 GMT -5
Joss announced as Avengers writer. Kitty Pryde joins the team and now Iron Man and Captain America can't do anything without the assistance of her. Given what's been done to the team and it's members over the past few years, something like that happening wouldn't be all that surprising. Reginald Hudlin presents the all new all black and somehow all racist Avengers. he is ofcourse oblivious to the racist overtones of the book. the first arc consists of Black Panther keeping his cure for cancer out of those fool americans' hands because they don't give him respect. and yes he is somehow portrayed as being ustified for doing so. They actually did a storyline where Black Panther realized he was becoming border-line racist; it was actually a pretty good story. My idea for a bad comic would just be The Adventures of D-Man and Stiltman, where they just did mundane things while trying to figure out what D-man's breath smelled like. Then again, something like that might actually develop a weird cult-following...
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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Apr 15, 2009 17:53:04 GMT -5
ok here goes: Spiderman sells his marriage with a hot chick to the devil in order to bring his 100 year old aunt back to life.
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Post by BorneAgain on Apr 15, 2009 18:14:33 GMT -5
Batman ends up in a Lazarus pit along with a bat, and thus develops the ability to turn into one at will. He abandons all resemblance of his detective skills and gadgets, and basically goes around beating up people as a bat.
Joker in a related story develops the ability to turn into an actual playing card which he somehow uses to kill people. Two-Face rather than a tragic figure with dual distinct personlities is instead simply Harvey Dent with two heads. Ra's al Ghul, rather than being very old, becomes a time traveler who brings various famous villains to fight Batman. Catwoman decides to become a Pussy Cat Doll like stripper who dresses in an impractical cat costume just for the heck of it.
Robin develops wings, but spends most of his time battling a superhero villain like himself called Raven. Jim Gordon is fatally shot, but survives when Batman uses his riches to get his brain put in a jar, and he basically runs Gotham police in a robot body. Its eventually revealed that Thomas and Martha Wayne faked their deaths in order to shock Bruce into becoming Batman.
Batman also turns into a vampire at some point.
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Post by Paul Servo on Apr 15, 2009 18:34:06 GMT -5
NFL SUPERPRO: Reborn NFL SUPERPRO: 2099
NBA SUPERPRO
MBL SUPERPRO
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Post by The Wraith on Apr 15, 2009 18:36:15 GMT -5
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Apr 16, 2009 2:47:22 GMT -5
Chris Claremont returns to Fantastic Four only this time Reed and Sue leave to make way for new leader Psylocke and Sage.
Every issue features the team taking on an evil Invisible Woman from different realities.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Apr 16, 2009 5:01:57 GMT -5
Joss announced as Avengers writer. Kitty Pryde joins the team and now Iron Man and Captain America can't do anything without the assistance of her. Given what's been done to the team and it's members over the past few years, something like that happening wouldn't be all that surprising. Reginald Hudlin presents the all new all black and somehow all racist Avengers. he is ofcourse oblivious to the racist overtones of the book. the first arc consists of Black Panther keeping his cure for cancer out of those fool americans' hands because they don't give him respect. and yes he is somehow portrayed as being ustified for doing so. They actually did a storyline where Black Panther realized he was becoming border-line racist; it was actually a pretty good story. My idea for a bad comic would just be The Adventures of D-Man and Stiltman, where they just did mundane things while trying to figure out what D-man's breath smelled like. Then again, something like that might actually develop a weird cult-following... That sounds like my concept for the Super Breakfast Club - The Sportsmaster, Ron-Karr of Neptune, Romat Ru, White Lightning and Black Alice are kept in "Super Detention" by Saalak, and learn a lot of lessons about both life and themselves.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Apr 16, 2009 5:03:57 GMT -5
Y'know, it IS kinda funny that the some people constantly use a lazy, bad comedian to make quick, easy jokes. Just sayin'.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Apr 16, 2009 9:36:11 GMT -5
NFL SUPERPRO: Reborn NFL SUPERPRO: 2099 NBA SUPERPRO MBL SUPERPRO NHL SuperPro - Starring Sidney Crosby as the titular hero. Also, Civil Love. Where every Marvel hero kiss and make up. Literally.
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Post by darthalexander on Apr 16, 2009 10:34:29 GMT -5
NFL SUPERPRO: Reborn NFL SUPERPRO: 2099 NBA SUPERPRO MBL SUPERPRO NHL SuperPro - Starring Sidney Crosby as the titular hero. Also, Civil Love. Where every Marvel hero kiss and make up. Literally. Speaking of Crosby I'm already sick of the damn commercials with him in it! One day of the playoffs and already I've seen about 10,000 Sidney commercials.
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