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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Apr 21, 2009 9:28:30 GMT -5
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Murf
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Murf on Apr 21, 2009 9:29:22 GMT -5
Smooooooooooooooooooooooooooth.
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nt86
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How to bump like a maniac and not end up in hospital
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Post by nt86 on Apr 21, 2009 9:32:15 GMT -5
F'd up world we live in.
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hassanchop
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Who are you to doubt Belldandy?
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Post by hassanchop on Apr 21, 2009 9:32:32 GMT -5
Right. I thought North America had enough crap like this, but in Germany, oh my.
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Post by Alucard on Apr 21, 2009 9:37:10 GMT -5
wth
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2009 9:38:47 GMT -5
I saw this yesterday and oh how I laughed.
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Post by Clarence "Showstealer" Mason on Apr 21, 2009 9:39:32 GMT -5
Does that mean I can sue Gary Sharone for turning me into a pussy after he released More than Words?
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Krimzon
Crow T. Robot
This guy is the man!
R.I.P. Deadpool
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Post by Krimzon on Apr 21, 2009 9:42:38 GMT -5
I actually think that they've got a solid case lol. If the neighbor knew he had Mr. Happy problems, and still took the money, they've got a shot at winning.
Regardless, the story is extremely hilarious.
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Welfare Willis
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Post by Welfare Willis on Apr 21, 2009 9:48:59 GMT -5
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhahahaha! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
but seriously, this sounds like some stories I've read over the internet...
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bob
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Post by bob on Apr 21, 2009 9:51:55 GMT -5
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Malcolm
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Wanted something done about the color of his ring.
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Post by Malcolm on Apr 21, 2009 9:54:27 GMT -5
Wait, isn't this basically prostitution? Shouldn't they both lose?
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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by default on Apr 21, 2009 10:07:58 GMT -5
That's it... I'm moving to Germany.
They can't satisfy women with their little worms but I could bust them out with my super sperm I go do it... I go do it... I go do it... do it... do it
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Post by angryfan on Apr 21, 2009 10:12:01 GMT -5
Wait, isn't this basically prostitution? Shouldn't they both lose? Not really. People often hire surrogates when they can't get pregnant as a couple, it's legal. Truth is, no law was broken here, since dude DID try to fulfill the agreement. The X-factor was that the surrogate's wife had been lying to him the whole time, meaning he had no idea he was sterile or that she was, to use a phrase, the village bicycle.
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Krimzon
Crow T. Robot
This guy is the man!
R.I.P. Deadpool
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Post by Krimzon on Apr 21, 2009 10:18:47 GMT -5
This begs several pretty significant questions...
72 times? You let a guy bone your wife 72 times before you get him tested? Wouldn't common sense tell you to get him tested, for numerous reasons, BEFORE you let the sex-o-rama commence? And these geniuses never heard of artificial insemination, where no actual sex takes place?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2009 16:31:54 GMT -5
This begs several pretty significant questions... 72 times? You let a guy bone your wife 72 times before you get him tested? Wouldn't common sense tell you to get him tested, for numerous reasons, BEFORE you let the sex-o-rama commence? And these geniuses never heard of artificial insemination, where no actual sex takes place? Doesn't artificial insemination cost alot of money? They could try adoption but I'm not sure if thats expensive or cheap so someone tell me the answer for that. This story sounds like some kind of joke in a Kevin Smith movie.
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Apr 21, 2009 16:38:05 GMT -5
I actually think that they've got a solid case lol. If the neighbor knew he had Mr. Happy problems, and still took the money, they've got a shot at winning. Regardless, the story is extremely hilarious. But he didn't know he had Mr. Happy problems. He thought the two kids he was raising with his wife were his and thus thought Mr. Happy was in working order.
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Methusael86
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Post by Methusael86 on Apr 21, 2009 16:41:47 GMT -5
Dude should have hired Larry "The Sledge" Rosen.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Apr 21, 2009 16:43:43 GMT -5
Well, heck he should've just asked me to do it. I'd have done it for a box of Hostess cupcakes. In fact, I'm going to start advertising myself right now. Men, if you need someone to impregnate your wife, I'm the man. It should only take half the amount of snorking before she gets a bun in the oven. No refunds, though. Once I've eaten the cupcakes, I can't give them back. I'm also available for single ladies who want to get pregnant. Or just single ladies. And maybe a few single guys. Or single transsexuals. Or even a guy, a lady, and a transsexual at the same time. Or a guy, a lady, a transsexual, and a donkey. But that's it.
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Apr 21, 2009 16:48:11 GMT -5
This f'd up gal I used to talk to online had a situation where she and her husband wanted a kid (her second), but his seed wasn't viable. So they decided to have someone else impregnate her, but they didn't want to go through a clinic. So they eventually decided on a guy who they wanted to impregnate her so they talked to him and she snorked him for awhile before she got pregnant. Of course she never told her hubby that she had a thing for this guy since way back, and that she had developed quite a shine to him while they were going at it. So she was conflicted. I don't know why they tell me these things. Who do they think I am, Bob Hartley?
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Post by CM Dazz on Apr 21, 2009 16:51:13 GMT -5
This begs several pretty significant questions... 72 times? You let a guy bone your wife 72 times before you get him tested? Wouldn't common sense tell you to get him tested, for numerous reasons, BEFORE you let the sex-o-rama commence? And these geniuses never heard of artificial insemination, where no actual sex takes place? That's what I was thinking. 72 F***N' TIMES HELLO EARTH TO STUPID! This cracked me up too:
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