Man sues neighbour after wife doesn't get pregnant

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Apr 21, 2009 16:31:54 GMT -5 @supersweetbotch said:

Apr 21, 2009 10:18:47 GMT -5 Krimzon said:

This begs several pretty significant questions...

72 times? You let a guy bone your wife 72 times before you get him tested? Wouldn't common sense tell you to get him tested, for numerous reasons, BEFORE you let the sex-o-rama commence? And these geniuses never heard of artificial insemination, where no actual sex takes place?

Doesn't artificial insemination cost alot of money? They could try adoption but I'm not sure if thats expensive or cheap so someone tell me the answer for that.

This story sounds like some kind of joke in a Kevin Smith movie.

Hey buddy, it costs a lot of Deutsche Marks (I don't care if Germany now uses the Euro. Deutsche Mark sounds cooler) to buy porn mags, Dixie cups and a turkey baster.

When his own wife objected, Maus explained that he was "only doing it for the money."

"Honey, I'm just snorkin' our beauty queen neighbor for the cash. Believe me, I'll get no intrinsic enjoyment out of this at all"

Maus' argument is that he did not guarantee conception, only that he would try his hardest

How can you not love Frank Maus?

[Tehboobz wants Ewa Sonnett]

So lemme unnastand this heah.....the Maus couldn't knock up the Traut, so he flew the coop with the cash, but the cuckolded hubby set the lawdogs on him, and now Judge Rooster is gonna crow at dawn?

Gotcha.