Does Anyone Read the Hilarity that is Fmylife.com?

[Snitsky]

Today, my friend and I wanted to get some alcohol (we're under 21). We went to a liquor store and asked a random guy to go in and buy us some vodka. After giving him $20, he said he had to go turn off his car, then he'd get us the drinks. He got in his car and drove off, with my $20. FML

Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat b***h." FML

Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide stopped, turned off the lights, and told us to be quiet so we could feel absolute silence. I farted. FML

Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML

Today, I was on top of my boyfriend having sex and I was looking away doing my thing. When I looked back, my boyfriend had headphones on and was playing air drums. FML

Today, I parked downtown for a few minutes to pick up a pizza. As I was getting out of my car, a sketchy guy came up and asked me for $5. I told him to get lost and walked away. I walked back to the lot with my pizza and my car was gone. The sketchy guy was a parking attendent. He had my car towed. FML

Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML


www.fmylife.com/

[Silent Brad]

Been looking through this site a lot of the past few weeks. Nothing more funny then other people's misery.

["Hollywood" Cactus Matt]

I love that site! HILARIOUS!!

[Deleted]

Thank you for bringing me so much awesome.

[wahoowah11]

I agree with the above comments that site is funny, the first time I got on the site I was there for close to a hour

[rrm15]

Best idea for a website ever. I was reading them on a friends iphone for like 2 hours once.

[Alucard]

Yep. About 2-3 times a week, I check in. I like to have a whole bunch of new ones to read than a few new ones every day.

[Sajoa Moe]

Today, the guy that I like took me on to the Cavaliers game. At the game, on the jumbotron they do a thing where they show couples and have them kiss, the camera goes on to us and as I go into kiss him he turns and says "not in this lifetime". The entire stadium got to see me get rejected. FML


GET THAT WEAK STUFF OUTTA HERE!!

[Snitsky]

Today, I was home by myself. I was singing "If I Had A Million Dollars" really loudly since I figured no one could hear me. As I'm really into the song, my neighbor shouts, "If I had a million dollars, I'd give it to you to stop singing" and slams his balcony door shut. FML

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She started panting harder and going, "AH, AH, AH..." and I thought she was about to come. Next thing I know, there's snot splattered all over my face and neck. Turns out it was a sneeze. FML


Today, I had to go to my 10 year old son's school to talk about my job being a chef. As I was almost finished, I asked the kids "What would you like to do when you grow up?" Without hesitation one kid replied with a straight face , "Anything but being a douchebag like you." FML

Today, I was hanging out with some disabled people at the day-centre where I work. We had the music blasting and were laughing and dancing around. My boss took me aside and said that it wasn't really appropriate for me to mock the clients by imitating their dancing. That's just how I dance. FML

[Insomniac]

Today my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML



*Bookmarked*

[Reptar]

It won't work for me.

[bob]

I found this a while ago ....it always makes me feel better about my day

[Snitsky]

Apr 23, 2009 21:01:51 GMT -5 Reptar said:

It won't work for me.

try this link

www.fmylife.com/

[Annette]

It's been a favorite of mine for a long long time. Nothing makes you feel better about yourself! lol

[thwak is T.hawk]

I don't because it's so obviously trolled now that it kind of takes the fun out of it.

I mean reading all these comments about people being ticked off at the mildest things may seem fun at first, but after a while it just becomes stupid.

that's my opinion though.

[BRV]

My roommates love it, and I've never gotten into it. It's just the same jokes recycled over and over again:

* I found my girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife cheating on me. FML.
* My girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife found me cheating on him/her. FML.
* My parents/boss/educator caught me masturbating/having sex. FML.
* I got fired for (insert reason here). FML.

It just doesn't do it for me. I just don't see why it's so particularly funny.

[Deleted]

I'll try it later

[whitecrxsses]

Yes.

[Magician under the moonlight]

LOL! funny stuff that I can relate.