bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on Apr 23, 2009 11:40:30 GMT -5
1 Bob Sapp 2 Kintaro 3 Luke Skywalker 4 Sagat 5 Lui Kang
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Post by T.J. "the Crippler" Stevens on Apr 23, 2009 12:08:47 GMT -5
1. Obi Wan Kenobi Leadership. Mind control. Unrivaled ass kicking abilities. 2. T-1000 As long as we're not near extreme heat or cold, who's gonna stop him? 3. Tony Montana Full arsenal. Fights to the death. Provides a hell of alot of laughs. 4. John Rambo Stealth, strategy, and strength. And I'll tell him that we get to win this time. 5. Batman (Adam West version) Can get us out of any trap. Has a massive array or vehicles. Total chick magnet.
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on Apr 23, 2009 12:37:57 GMT -5
1. giant bernard- f***ing look at him and tell me you would fight him. 2. frank mir- i'd love to see him fight live, technically this would count. 3. master willy lim- go ahead, laugh at his name, but once you're done this old man has a serious ass kicking to deal you. 4. mr.T- do you even have to ask? bonus if he brings the van. 5. leeds mike- you have to have someone you know there, and a 6ft7 militant gay rights campaigner with a northern accent, who's built like a tank sounds about right.
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Post by Sharpy Snow on Apr 23, 2009 13:35:21 GMT -5
Sharpy Snow's Dream Team 1. Jigglypuff May seem like a strange choice but hear me out. With earplugs in place for me and the other 4 guys, she sings her heart out sending the opponents to sleep, making it easy for the rest of us. After adding extra insult to injury by drawing on their face, she nestles next to them and 'Rests' sending them blasting off into deep space. 2. Zangief The big guy from Russia fights bears for practice. BEARS! Not to mention his insane power and devestating spinning piledriver, this is one guy I would feel safe to have as a bodygaurd. Unlike the other guys in this team, he needs not items to aid him. The only tools he needs are his hands. 3. Medic While he won't be with Heavy here, he has another big Russian guy to team up with in Zangief. The german is light on his feet, can heal his teammates (And even turn them and himself invinceable for 10 seconds), is armed with a bonesaw and a gun that fires needles that he won't think twice to use on you in the name of science, is completly blood thirsty and also plays a mean violin to celebrate beating you 'dumbkopfs' 4. Hiruma An american football quarterback may not be the first player you would drag into a fight. The only difference is that Hiruma is basically a demon. Fast and very intelligent, he'll beat you mentally before the fight even begins. Armed to the teeth with guns of all shapes and sizes, a crazy dog called Cerberus and a book of blackmail notes he will use against you without hesitation (Be it to make you give in or hire the army to come and kill you). Despite all this though, he is a team player, so I don't have to worry... too much. And what happens if the rest somehow fall? Well... 5. "Screw the rules, we have money." Everybody has a price. B)
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Post by Joseph S. Hasan on Apr 23, 2009 13:41:40 GMT -5
I would pick only two- Jacques Rougeau and a roll of quarters.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Apr 23, 2009 13:55:14 GMT -5
1) Superman.
2) Brock Sampson.
3) Sora.
4) Finlay.
5) Samuel L. Jackson.
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Strotha
Hank Scorpio
In heaven, everything is fine
Posts: 6,384
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Post by Strotha on Apr 23, 2009 13:57:03 GMT -5
1. Ash 2. Alex 3. Snake Plissken 4. Kakihara 5. Super Dragon
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Apr 23, 2009 13:59:03 GMT -5
You know, I kinda makes me sad that no one wants me in their 5-person team.
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Jazzman
King Koopa
Trombone Shorty > Your Favorite Musician
Posts: 11,231
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Post by Jazzman on Apr 23, 2009 14:03:56 GMT -5
You know, I kinda makes me sad that no one wants me in their 5-person team. Well, here you go 1) Solid Snake 2) Rambo 3) Cthulhu 4) Sylar 5) Dexter
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2009 15:55:15 GMT -5
1. Bill Brasky 2. Bill Brasky 3. Bill Brasky 4. Bill Brasky 5. Bill Brasky thats all I need How do you plan to clone him? Bill Brasky was the first individual responsible for human cloning...He stole unfertilized eggs from a whole tribe of women in South Africa, sneezed in them thus creating the concept of somatic cell nuclear transfer, and reinserted them all while they slept...legend says it was the best sleep the tribe has had in ages...
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2009 16:14:13 GMT -5
hmm... 5 people do defend my life... why not use the 5 used by the most diabolically evil thing ever to exist?
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default
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Blames Everything On Snitsky. Yes, Even THAT.
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Post by default on Apr 23, 2009 16:27:14 GMT -5
My list... BRUCE Haku/Meng Haggar Master Chief Snake Plissken
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Post by Paul Servo on Apr 23, 2009 17:40:21 GMT -5
Jason Strartham Vinnie Jones Vin Deisel Ston Cold New Jack
With a group like that, somone on the other side is not going home in one piece
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Y2M
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Y2M on Apr 23, 2009 18:41:21 GMT -5
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Post by Real Folk Bruce on Apr 24, 2009 1:00:07 GMT -5
- Volk Han - Danny Hogde - Audie Murphy - Rickson Gracie - Simo Hayha The earth may surrender to me at anytime. You mentioned Danny Hodge, Volk Han, AND Rickson Gracie in your team. You sir win for life.
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Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on Apr 24, 2009 3:42:27 GMT -5
1. Conan the Barbarian and I'm talking about the hardcore Robert E. Howard pulp version who was a king, a pirate, a thief, a general, a horseman, but always a bloody barbarian. 2. Samurai Jack, pair him up as the elegant swordsman to Conan's human battering ram. Like Conan, he's traveled the world and battled with every conceivable horror. 3. Ben (Duane Jones), from Romero's "The Night of the Living Dead", the original Survival Horror badass. The man battled dozens of zombies with the contents of an abandoned kitchen. 4. Kyle Reese (Michael Biehn), when you have to stop a robot apocalypse, Reese's the man to call. Match him up with Ben, and you could stave off the zombie/robot/et.al Apocalypse from your local 7-11 5. Ol' Doc Holliday's pretty much the walking dead, himself. Sure, he's gonna keel over at any moment but he's gonna take as many sons of bitches that he can with him. No "I'm your huckleberry" joke? For shame. Anyway, I guess 1. Cucchulainn, the Irish Hercules, only a lot more badass. He'll save the day, but you might want to keep an eye on him, as he is liable to screw every single woman in the area. 2. Yuki Nagato. Trust me, she'll pull her weight. 3. Lloyd Irving. We need an idealist on the crew, plus, hey, duel wielding. 4. Barrack Obama. He's got the resources as Commander-in-Chief if things get sketchy. 5. Cynthia. Someone said Garchomp before, so hey, why not choose the trainer? She also has Lucario, etc., so it's a package deal.
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