J is Justice
Wade Wilson
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Post by J is Justice on Apr 22, 2009 23:06:55 GMT -5
If you ever happened to get in a fight with a pack of aliens/zombies or something like that (something dangerous, anyway), who'd you want to help you fight them off? 1 rule: you can't choose Chuck Norris, 'cause then there'd be no point in choosing 4 others.  I'd go with:  He's immortal!  He could just annhilate them all with his Ultima or destroy the whole Universe, which wouldn't be good for me.  She'd just slice them up with her psychic arms.  Go Charizard! And:  RYU! |
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Post by laughytaffy on Apr 22, 2009 23:18:34 GMT -5
1) Sun Wukong
2) Steven Seagall
3) Alexander Ovechkin
4) Miyamoto Musashi
5) Garchomp
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Post by Jason Todd Grisham on Apr 22, 2009 23:29:57 GMT -5
 Simo Häyhä, also known as the White Death. Killed at least 705 commies in the Winter War. Alone. In the woods. With iron sights.  Alvin York, captured 132 German soldiers with only 7 others.  Jack Churchill, also known as Mad Jack. Is famous for his quote, "any officer who goes into action without his sword is improperly dressed." Needless to say, he battled on the front lines with a claymore. And scored the only kill by Longbow in the war.  Do I need to explain it?  Sure he may die a few times, but he always comes out in the end. |
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Apr 22, 2009 23:31:50 GMT -5
When did Ryu start taking roids? Regardless, my five....tough call:
1. Zap Rowsdower
2. The God Damn Batman
3. Obi-Wan Kenobi(The Prequel version, not the old guy "killed for the greater good" version)
4. Nick Fury(Look what he did during the Secret Invasion, eh?)
5. The Undertaker, with full on magical powers.
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Post by Alucard on Apr 22, 2009 23:34:50 GMT -5
1. LadyDark
2. Godzilla
3. Samuel L. Jackson
4. Vin Diesel
5. Steven Seagal
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Malcolm
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Post by Malcolm on Apr 22, 2009 23:36:33 GMT -5
1. Batman
2. Spider-Man
3. Dante from Devil May Cry
4. Wolverine
5. Sonic the Hedgehog just because
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Post by "The Rated XXX Superstar" Jed on Apr 22, 2009 23:37:54 GMT -5
1. Steve Blackman
2. Jackie Chan
3. Connor 'The Highlander' MacLeod
4. Rose McGowan (complete with machine-gun leg)
5. Marc Singer
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livetowin
Dennis Stamp
Just Keep Walkin'
Don't be negatin'!
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Post by livetowin on Apr 22, 2009 23:45:08 GMT -5
1. John Goodman
2. John Rambo
3. Johnny Quest
4. Johnny Bravo
5. John Q, as portrayed by Denzel Washington.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Apr 22, 2009 23:49:02 GMT -5
1. Superman
2. Batman
3. Michael Westen
4. John Casey
5. Ash
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Post by Cyborg Franky on Apr 22, 2009 23:57:24 GMT -5
 Perona  Rouge  Hiei  Syzal Aporro Grantz  Lord Zedd |
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Apr 23, 2009 0:07:35 GMT -5
My non-fictional list
5. Keith Richards - He cannot be killed by conventional weapons
4. Daniel Day-Lewis - Refused to wear a coat when he got pneumonia on the set of Gangs of New York - Obviously insane
3. Vince McMahon - You know that bastard wouldn't quit
2. Haku/Meng - Do I need to explain it?
1. Rasputin - How many times did they try to kill this guy?
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Post by CharlieMadness on Apr 23, 2009 0:19:01 GMT -5
1) Batman
2) Wolverine
3) "Macho Man" Randy Savage-the only man alive tougher than Chuck Norris.
4) Nick Fury-Have to agree with Spankymac, his track record in Secret Invasion speaks for itself.
5) Nightwing
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Post by shockthaworld2 on Apr 23, 2009 0:20:01 GMT -5
1. Bruce Lee
2. Mike Tyson
3. Fedor Elienmenko
4. New Jack
5. Danny Bonaduce
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Apr 23, 2009 0:20:27 GMT -5
1. Rasputin - How many times did they try to kill this guy? Not as many as Michael Malloy. |
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Apr 23, 2009 0:23:58 GMT -5
Hm, well, one (harem): Fujiwara no Mokou -- projectile attacks, immortal  Reiuji Utsuho -- projectile attacks, nuke  Yakumo Yukari -- projectile attacks, manipulation of boundaries  Izayoi Sakuya -- projectile attacks, can stop time  Flandre Scarlet -- projectile attacks, destruction  Yay. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2009 0:31:45 GMT -5
1. Funaki
2. Barry Horowitz
3. Steve Lombardi
4. "Iron" Mike Sharpe
5. PJ Walker
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Post by FrankGotch on Apr 23, 2009 0:38:17 GMT -5
1. Brock Sampson
I don't need anyone else.
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Post by "The Rated XXX Superstar" Jed on Apr 23, 2009 0:39:00 GMT -5
1. Funaki 2. Barry Horowitz 3. Steve Lombardi 4. "Iron" Mike Sharpe 5. PJ Walker Ziggler, you'd be doomed with that list. And what, no love for Colin Delaney? |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2009 1:11:00 GMT -5
1.  Conan the Barbarian and I'm talking about the hardcore Robert E. Howard pulp version who was a king, a pirate, a thief, a general, a horseman, but always a bloody barbarian. 2.  Samurai Jack, pair him up as the elegant swordsman to Conan's human battering ram. Like Conan, he's traveled the world and battled with every conceivable horror. 3.  Ben (Duane Jones), from Romero's "The Night of the Living Dead", the original Survival Horror badass. The man battled dozens of zombies with the contents of an abandoned kitchen. 4.  Kyle Reese (Michael Biehn), when you have to stop a robot apocalypse, Reese's the man to call. Match him up with Ben, and you could stave off the zombie/robot/et.al Apocalypse from your local 7-11 5.  Ol' Doc Holliday's pretty much the walking dead, himself. Sure, he's gonna keel over at any moment but he's gonna take as many sons of bitches that he can with him. |
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Post by Real Folk Bruce on Apr 23, 2009 1:14:14 GMT -5
Mas Oyama  Most bad-ass person..........EVER!! This is more of an overkill then if Chuck Norris was on board. Andre the Giant  It would be a sorry day for the other side to have a big guy like Andre coming after them like hell on wheels. Don Frye  I don't even have to go into this, seriously the other guy is snorked. Fedor Emelianenko  Read above. The 5th man is in my signature. |
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