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Post by Eli on Feb 25, 2009 0:15:12 GMT -5
Create a 3-week romance angle with a jobber, lower midcarder etc, a Diva, and make it appear as a good, nice looking couple, that in the end pushes both up to at least midcarder. Present roster, but you can mix shows.
Do the impossible.
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Post by stinger on Feb 25, 2009 0:21:02 GMT -5
Maybe do one where Kelly Kelly becomes an exhibitionist, but her jealous new boyfriend, Mike Knox, keeps stopping her just before she fully disrobes.
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Post by Eli on Feb 25, 2009 0:22:16 GMT -5
Maybe do one where Kelly Kelly becomes an exhibitionist, but her jealous new boyfriend, Mike Knox, keeps stopping her just before she fully disrobes. Haha that's probable. Careful, WWE might steal it next time they lurk. |
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Post by Krimzon on Feb 25, 2009 0:22:43 GMT -5
Maybe do one where Kelly Kelly becomes an exhibitionist, but her jealous new boyfriend, Mike Knox, keeps stopping her just before she fully disrobes. That's an amazing idea! I've never heard of anything like it. |
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Post by salTy on Feb 25, 2009 0:38:46 GMT -5
Let's up the ante a bit: Someone do a romance angle involving The Boogeyman, Kizarny, and Lillian Garcia. That seems to fit the criteria at least.
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Post by Eli on Feb 25, 2009 0:42:49 GMT -5
Let's up the ante a bit: Someone do a romance angle involving The Boogeyman, Kizarny, and Lillian Garcia. That seems to fit the criteria at least. And pray tell, how would that work? |
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Post by salTy on Feb 25, 2009 0:49:39 GMT -5
Let's up the ante a bit: Someone do a romance angle involving The Boogeyman, Kizarny, and Lillian Garcia. That seems to fit the criteria at least. And pray tell, how would that work? Let's say Lillian has a thing for guys that look like hair metal rejects, but also a fetish where guys spit worms in her mouth. Lillian must come to terms with her struggle before these two love-striken freaks tear each other apart in a Karnival of Karnage Match! |
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Post by Jay-Jay on Feb 25, 2009 0:51:51 GMT -5
Khali does his kisscam with Lilian Garcia. He kisses her and she develops feelings for him, they eventually go out together for months before Charlie Haas comes speeding down to the ring as "The Ultimate Haasior" and knocks her off the apron, causing her to get carried out in a stretcher.
The next few weeks sees Charlie Haas dressed as "Val Venhaas" apologizes to Lilian and then starts perving over her (he gropes her) which brings Khali out. He gets his permanent marker out and draws a mustache on himself, he then puts a robe on him and says "Knock Knock" to Khali, Khali replies with "BLASSSSSH!!!!" in which Haas replies with "MR. FUJI!" and then salts him in the eyes. Khali is blind and connects with the Punjabi Plunge on Lilian, thinking its Haas.
Khali then realizes what hes done before looking up at Haas and saying "BAH-AHA-HA-HA". They shake hands as Lilian is shown unconscious. The next week, they do a backstage promo, Khali says "blashhhh, blashhhhima, haasssh!!", Ranjin says "The Great Khali says; You ask why? Well... we could tell you why..." and the rest join in (even Khali in an english tone) "BUT... WE... WON'T!"
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Post by salTy on Feb 25, 2009 0:55:11 GMT -5
Khali does his kisscam with Lilian Garcia. He kisses her and she develops feelings for him, they eventually go out together for months before Charlie Haas comes speeding down to the ring as "The Ultimate Haasior" and knocks her off the apron, causing her to get carried out in a stretcher. The next few weeks sees Charlie Haas dressed as "Val Venhaas" apologizes to Lilian and then starts perving over her (he gropes her) which brings Khali out. He gets his permanent marker out and draws a mustache on himself, he then puts a robe on him and says "Knock Knock" to Khali, Khali replies with "BLASSSSSH!!!!" in which Haas replies with "MR. FUJI!" and then salts him in the eyes. Khali is blind and connects with the Punjabi Plunge on Lilian, thinking its Haas. Khali then realizes what hes done before looking up at Haas and saying "BAH-AHA-HA-HA". They shake hands as Lilian is shown unconscious. The next week, they do a backstage promo, Khali says "blashhhh, blashhhhima, haasssh!!", Ranjin says "The Great Khali says; You ask why? Well... we could tell you why..." and the rest join in (even Khali in an english tone) "BUT... WE... WON'T!" Hey, you just ripped off that pathetically bad Viscera/Haas/Lillian angle from a couple of years ago. Shame! |
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Post by Eli on Feb 25, 2009 0:55:40 GMT -5
More creative than kanefusing. I can definitely see it happening.
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Post by spacepope316 on Feb 25, 2009 0:58:11 GMT -5
It would be fairly simple. Boogedyman is harrassing someone at ringside and Lillian feints. Kizarny who is operating the ring toss game thats next to the announce table helps her to the back. Lillian is very appreciative over the coming weeks and is always trying to play the ring toss game when she should be ring announcing. Boogeyman however takes exception to this as he believes that the Bottomless pit deserves more respect when he's announced as Lillian only halfheartedly announces him now. So he confronts Lillian with a face full of worms. Kizarny fights Boogey.
A streetfight is announced as the mainevent for Raw the following week. Lillian is in love with Kizarny and his bad boy ways but Kizarny is just playing her along to make her use her money on the ring toss. Boogeyman just wants Lillian to swallow his worm again. At the end of the streetfight with Kizarny on the mat a mouthful of worms. Boogeyman does his boogeydance gestures to get Lillian but looks back longingly at Kizarny and kisses him deep removing the worms from his mouth and carrys him to the back which brings us to the next wwe powercouple. It turns out that Kizarny gives better worm action than Lillian.
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Post by H-Fist on Feb 25, 2009 0:59:38 GMT -5
Let's up the ante a bit: Someone do a romance angle involving The Boogeyman, Kizarny, and Lillian Garcia. That seems to fit the criteria at least. And pray tell, how would that work? We COULD tell you... ...but we won't! |
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Post by Jay-Jay on Feb 25, 2009 1:14:10 GMT -5
Khali does his kisscam with Lilian Garcia. He kisses her and she develops feelings for him, they eventually go out together for months before Charlie Haas comes speeding down to the ring as "The Ultimate Haasior" and knocks her off the apron, causing her to get carried out in a stretcher. The next few weeks sees Charlie Haas dressed as "Val Venhaas" apologizes to Lilian and then starts perving over her (he gropes her) which brings Khali out. He gets his permanent marker out and draws a mustache on himself, he then puts a robe on him and says "Knock Knock" to Khali, Khali replies with "BLASSSSSH!!!!" in which Haas replies with "MR. FUJI!" and then salts him in the eyes. Khali is blind and connects with the Punjabi Plunge on Lilian, thinking its Haas. Khali then realizes what hes done before looking up at Haas and saying "BAH-AHA-HA-HA". They shake hands as Lilian is shown unconscious. The next week, they do a backstage promo, Khali says "blashhhh, blashhhhima, haasssh!!", Ranjin says "The Great Khali says; You ask why? Well... we could tell you why..." and the rest join in (even Khali in an english tone) "BUT... WE... WON'T!" Hey, you just ripped off that pathetically bad Viscera/Haas/Lillian angle from a couple of years ago. Shame! I knew somebody would say that... thats where part two comes in... ChaRico Haas comes and... erm nevermind... |
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Post by salTy on Feb 25, 2009 2:14:01 GMT -5
What is this kanefusing you speak of?
Week 1:
My angle would begin with a Kizarny/Boogeyman match taking place on Raw. During his entrance, Kizarny gives Lillian a giant, cheap, novelty hair brush like one a person would win from a balloon/dart game. Lillian is obviously flattered by this display of affection by Kizarny and gives him a kiss on the cheek for good luck. Unfortunately for Kizarny, Boogeyman trounces him pretty handily in the match. But being the sick freak that he is, Boogey is not finished there. He goes outside, grabs Lillian, and proceeds to spit worms in her mouth.
Now is when it gets interesting.
Little did Boogey know that Lillian has a fetish for guys that spit worms in her mouth. Well, this act turns Lillian on like no other, which is obvious from the pleased smirk that she gives Boogey afterwards. Boogey is confused and simply leaves in a cloud of red smoke. Kizarny did not see this smirk, however, and goes to console Lillian.
Week 2:
Not pleased by last week's match, Kizarny lays down a challenge to Boogeyman for a rematch. This time around, Kizarny gives Lillian a cotton candy, and once again she seems pleased. This time, though, she gives him a quick peck on the lips for his troubles. Kiz then gets on the mic and invites Lillian to accompany him to his carnival next week. She accepts. Boogey then comes out and the match begins. After a good ten minute exchange, Kizarny pulls off the win and celebrates his win all the way up the ramp.
Outside the ring, Lillian seems happy for Kizarny, but shows concern for the man that fulfilled her fantasy last week. While Kizarny is going up the ramp, Lillian offers her help to Boogey, who refuses her help. She whispers something in Boogey's ear that immediately grabs his attention, however. He flashes her a look of surprise while she smirks and nods as if to say "oh, yeah, that's what I said". Kizarny does not see this.
For the next match, Lillian is not present for announcing. The commentators make note of it, but do not say much more regarding it and simply go on with the rest of the show.
Kizarny is shown backstage carrying a funnel cake in his hands. He stops at the Divas locker room and knocks. Kelly Kelly answers. "Hizzello, I izzam lizzooking fizzor Lizzillian". "Umm..." "Lizzillian." "Uhh...I'm the only one here right now." "Nizzevermind" Kizarny continues his search. Not long after leaving the Divas locker room, though, he hears some bustling inside a nearby broom closet. Curious, Kizarny opens it and is shocked at what he sees: Boogeyman and Lillian having a worm make-out session. "Kizarny! It's not what you think!" Enraged, Kizarny slams the funnel cake into Boogey's face. "Stizzeal my wizzoman, wizzill yizzou!" They proceed to brawl backstage, and Kiz has the upper hand until Boogey finds his staff and rams it into Kiz's throat. He then proceeds to choke out Kiz until Lillian stops him. Lillian stays by Kizarny's side until the camera fades out.
Week 3:
Kizarny comes out with Lillian by his side, however, his throat is damage and he cannot speak. He whispers to Lillian what he wants said. He challenges Boogey to a Karnival of Karnage match, which is basically a steel cage match with all sorts of weapons attached to the walls one might find in a carnival such as hammers, trash cans, lion tamer whips, and, um, darts? Anyway, upon heaing this, Lillian immediately shows concern for Kiz's health and pleads with him not to do the match. Kiz refuses to listen. Boogeyman's music then hits and he appears on the ramp doing his Boogey dance, which basically means he accepts the challenge. Lillian gives Boogey a conflicted look.
The match: As one would assume, Boogye dominates for the majority of the match, using most the match implements to his advantage and savoring the damage he is inflicting on Kizarny. It appears Boogey is going to seal the deal until Lillian intervenes and grabs Boogey's attention. Boogey exits the cage and gets in Lillian's face. She appears to be thinking what he is thinking because she is flashing him that smirk from before. He pulls out the worms and proceeds to give her a worm-filled kiss. She appears to like this very much until Boogey turns around and she low blows him. She ends up delivering five or six more low blows until Kizarny comes to his senses. Kiz grabs the bullwhip and begins choking the life out of Boogey, then grabs the "test your strength" hammer and smashes it into Boogey's head for good measure. Kiz makes the pin, and he and Lillian make the exit together.
She then leaves him for Kung Fu Naki.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Feb 25, 2009 2:30:51 GMT -5
I'm thinking something with Tommy Dreamer, Candice Michelle and "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan, all based on proper use of a 2 x 4.
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Post by Jock Ass on Feb 25, 2009 2:31:33 GMT -5
Hornswaggle hooks up with all the Divas, but Jamie Noble is jealous..and will do anything to steal away Hornswaggle's Women.
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Post by hil on Feb 25, 2009 5:33:09 GMT -5
Maybe do one where Kelly Kelly becomes an exhibitionist, but her jealous new boyfriend, Mike Knox, keeps stopping her just before she fully disrobes. That's an amazing idea! I've never heard of anything like it. Wow it is - can you imagine if she has a crush on someone that's nice to her rather than treats her like crap like her obKNOXious boyfriend, say CM Punk |
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Post by Eli on Feb 25, 2009 8:22:16 GMT -5
Lillian's worm fetish storyline...orginal. Disturbing. Insane. Disgusting. Let's book it.
Here's something I randomly came up with:
Miz is down on his luck, mainly because he's nothing without Morrisson. He gets jobber matches, and almost always loses. He appears less lively every show.
Week 1
Miz is backstage after a rare win. He's splashing water on his face and grinning ear to ear. Tiffany drops by to congratulate him. Miz's ego begins to make its return, and he casually asks Tiffany if she wants to go get dinner or something.
Week 2
Miz has a match against John Morrisson. Tiffany escorts him to the ring, clinging on his arm. He picks up the microphone, claiming that he's finally found the love of his life, as Tiffany giggles and blushes. He begins to tear up as he tells John that he has something he never will- a soulmate. John wins, and Tiffany crawls to the grounded Miz. He smiles as she pets his head, and the two exit together.
Week 3
Tiffany and Eve are having a girly discussion about how manly Miz is or something. Coach drops by and tells Tiffany he needs her to go find her boyfriend, because he has to prepare for a match. She goes off with a smile. She knocks on the men's locker room door, and since there's no reply, she walks in, only to hear passionate moaning. She rounds the corner and Miz and Morrisson are in their boxers, making out. The heartbroken Tiffany lets out a wail, and John smirks and says that he does it better.
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Post by sunnytaker on Feb 25, 2009 11:09:10 GMT -5
going back with the original challenge.
week 1- Eve runs across a dejected Ryan Braddock after getting squashed by Taker in a WM tune up and offers some words of encouragement. Braddock shows his appreciation since no one ever talked to him since he's joined Smackdown. Jamie Noble overhears and is ticked off that Braddock has Eve's attention after he crashed and burned earlier in the show.
week 2- Noble challenges Braddock to a match, Eve gives Braddock a peck on the cheek for luck and comes to ringside with him for support. Braddock gets his first (?) win and he and Eve embrace and go off smiling, hand in hand after the match.
week 3- Eve comes into the locker room to surprise Braddock and catches him making out with Maryse who uses her adept sign language skills to inform Eve that real men like real women not little girls like Eve and that she'll never be better than Maryse in the ring or out of it. Eve and Maryse feud for the butterfly title. Braddock comes out with Maryse at his side and starts beating up face jobbers until getting near the US Title picture after feuding with R-Truth (acompanied by Eve) who confronted Braddock after hearing about leading poor Eve on like that later on in the show.
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