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Post by series09 on Feb 19, 2009 18:10:13 GMT -5
(on cell phone with Vickie Guerrero)
"Vickie, how much money is left in the SmackDown budget? WHAT? SMACKDOWN IS $25,000,000 IN DEBT? YOOOUUUURRRRR FIRRRRREEEEDDDDD!"
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
Posts: 8,748
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Feb 19, 2009 18:13:38 GMT -5
"Can't stop obsessing over my own ass....its hypnotic....like a lava lamp"
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Post by Bauertainments on Feb 19, 2009 18:14:31 GMT -5
"The Katie Vick segment was top notch, high-brow comedy!"
(The sad thing is, he really believes that.)
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Post by VengeanceGOD on Feb 19, 2009 18:14:59 GMT -5
"Hi honey. I'm home. What did I do today? Well, I booked another four angles where I make out with a woman half my age for most of the backstage segments.
Why is your suitcase already packed? Oh, I see, that's my suitcase."
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Post by akkountent on Feb 19, 2009 18:19:10 GMT -5
"...doctor, how soon can my daughter start giving my grandaughter, Aurora Rose, human growth hormone injections? I want her looking like Chyna at age 16 so she can become the youngest WWE Women's Champion in history. Oh, and by the way, this conversation never happened..."
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Above Average
Wade Wilson
Being Held Down by the Man and Several "Women"
Old School Tope Con Fiveo!!!
Posts: 25,137
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Post by Above Average on Feb 19, 2009 18:24:40 GMT -5
Now who would pretend to be Vince McMahon?
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Post by Vince's Torn Quads on Feb 19, 2009 18:26:01 GMT -5
"Listen up, Piper. I've invested a lot of time and money in this Gooker, and I swear to God I'll fire you if you don't do your damndest on commentary to get him over. Tell the audience how much the kids love him. Tell them the kids are going nuts. Nuts, Piper. Nuts. Nuts. Nuts. Nuts."
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Post by Single H on Feb 19, 2009 18:26:32 GMT -5
"...doctor, how soon can my daughter start giving my grandaughter, Aurora Rose, human growth hormone injections? I want her looking like Chyna at age 16 so she can become the youngest WWE Women's Champion in history. Oh, and by the way, this conversation never happened..." Ya because he would really try and do that just like he done with Steph
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Bub (BLM)
Patti Mayonnaise
advocates duck on rodent violence
Fed. Up.
Posts: 37,742
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Feb 19, 2009 18:41:44 GMT -5
"I get criticized for my bad ideas despite having a generally entertaining product."
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Hiroshi Hase
Patti Mayonnaise
The Good Ol' Days
Posts: 30,755
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Post by Hiroshi Hase on Feb 19, 2009 18:43:29 GMT -5
"Can't wait to make some more boatloads of money at Mania"
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone. Got away with it, this time.
Posts: 23,664
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Post by Bo Rida on Feb 19, 2009 18:50:55 GMT -5
Date: April 13, 2009 (Night of Draft) *puts on a helmet, bulletproof vest, brings a gun, sword, and flame-proof shield, and comes out surrounded by bodyguards* That would be amazing! He could have a Goldberg style police escort but actually all the way into the arena, there could be horses, dogs, helicopters, riot shield wielding cops and Shane twirling a kendo stick.
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Feb 19, 2009 19:17:16 GMT -5
"Hey guys, I have a great idea. I found out about these two funny guys named Wayne and Garth. Zack Ryder, you're gonna dye your hair dark brown. Curt Hawkins, you're gonna bleach yours more and wear thick glasses...." Is it wrong that I'd absolutely love this?
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jagilki
Patti Mayonnaise
Nobody notices him; No, we noticed him
f*** Cancer
Posts: 33,594
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Post by jagilki on Feb 19, 2009 19:48:53 GMT -5
"What's this internet I hear so much about?"
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Splinter
Don Corleone
Picard really hates fat kids
Posts: 1,897
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Post by Splinter on Feb 19, 2009 20:05:58 GMT -5
"Man. My life is SO much cooler than Hugh Hefner's. I even make money when I give HIM my sloppy seconds."
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Dean-o
Grimlock
Haha we're having fun Maggle!
Posts: 13,865
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Post by Dean-o on Feb 19, 2009 23:31:12 GMT -5
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Post by Robbymac on Feb 19, 2009 23:31:48 GMT -5
"I'm gonna go buy a bunch of shit...Just because I can"
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Eli
Team Rocket
Mutha licka!
Posts: 974
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Post by Eli on Feb 19, 2009 23:37:30 GMT -5
"Let's give the Divas mandatory breast exams"
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Post by ultimatekennedy on Feb 20, 2009 1:37:52 GMT -5
"Now in this company everyone gets a chance to reach the top of the mountain. Face it, you just don't like my creations! Bastian Bogger, Repo Man, El Matador, TL Hopper, Rockabilly, Giant Gonzalez and how many other great characters!"
YOUR ALL FIIIRRRRREEEEDDD!!
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TheKillShot
Don Corleone
The man with the flan.
Posts: 1,952
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Post by TheKillShot on Feb 20, 2009 5:23:04 GMT -5
" I can't feel my legs"
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Post by Bravo Echo November on Feb 20, 2009 7:05:47 GMT -5
"Who is this band John?" "Um, Vince, that's AC/DC..." "I love them! How long have the been around?" "Over 30 years..." "Our demographic would love them! they love new things!" "Uh, Vince?" "Shut up I'm listening to this new song called "Shoot to Thrill".
Abiding by the fact that Vince is WAY behind in pop culture.
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