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Post by spacepope316 on Feb 25, 2009 1:16:00 GMT -5
If I were Vince i'd do an Angle where Cena goes around to Vince's home to see him going into the attic with a bucket of fishheads. Cena sneaks into the loft and finds the evil truth. Vince has been held captive in his own attic by his evil Twin Dave McMahon since the night before Survivor Series 97. Cena hits an attitude adjustment on Dave McMahon and helps Vince shave and shower in a very homoerotic way. Cena then brings the real Vince back to the Raw announce team. We'd then get Cole and Lawler updating Vince on everything thats happened in WWE since which would include Vince's disbelief that Dave screwed Bret.
This would all be so that Vince can be a face announce and shout what a manuevre when Cena wrestles as thats what he needs to stop the booing.
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Post by series09 on Feb 25, 2009 1:24:30 GMT -5
If I were Vince i'd do an Angle where Cena goes around to Vince's home to see him going into the attic with a bucket of fishheads. Cena sneaks into the loft and finds the evil truth. Vince has been held captive in his own attic by his evil Twin Dave McMahon since the night before Survivor Series 97. Cena hits an attitude adjustment on Dave McMahon and helps Vince shave and shower in a very homoerotic way. Cena then brings the real Vince back to the Raw announce team. We'd then get Cole and Lawler updating Vince on everything thats happened in WWE since which would include Vince's disbelief that Dave screwed Bret. This would all be so that Vince can be a face announce and shout what a manuevre when Cena wrestles as thats what he needs to stop the booing. "What? We're the WWE now? And where did all these wrestlers come from? At least the Undertaker and Shawn Michaels are still here after all these years." "Since when did WCW start calling themselves TNA?"
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Post by maniacmike on Feb 25, 2009 1:28:07 GMT -5
NO CHANCE...THAT'S WHATCHA GOT! I'm on the cover of a muscle mag! Kiss my ass! I got blown up now. Wait, no I didn't anymore. A leprechaun is my kid now. Wait, no he's not! Want a million dollars? Too bad, I can't work the phone. The RAW stage collapsed on me! It's okay though because I'm fine now! I wanted to pretend to father my daughters kid but Trips got to it first in real life. She denied my angle, so I fired Kurt Angle. I enjoyed spitting in the original ECW's image by making myself champion! It felt goooooood! I'm okay...now I'm not okay anymore, I just got punted in the head! Ouch that hurt, but I'll be fine in a few weeks! Buy my PPV.
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Post by salTy on Feb 25, 2009 2:20:41 GMT -5
'I've got a great idea. Let's have my daughter run Raw and make everyone her bitch, then have my son Shane dominate a former multi-time World Champion and former Tag Team Champions, then put the belt on my son-in-law again, then have my son-in-law also beat all three of them up".
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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Feb 25, 2009 2:32:08 GMT -5
"How do these fans know Cena was gonna win again? We had a 9 on 1 handicap match."
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