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Post by Lance Uppercut on Jul 9, 2005 1:15:22 GMT -5
What greatest blunders of wrestling, will go on for ridicule from the hardest of the hardcore internet nerds and those of us who just take general amusement of making fun of wrestlers?
Examples would be:
Shawn Micheals: I lost my smile
Ultimate Warrior: He's done a lot of stupid things, but I don't think he's gonna live down "Queering don't make the world work" for a looong time.
Sid: Take your pick (most likely Scissors/squeegee/squirrel/softball incidents).
Edge: I'm sure it'll die down eventually, but not as Long as Matt keeps venting on his website. Hide your Girlfriends everybody it's Edge.
John Cena: Despite what the saner people around here will tell you, the haters just won't let the few promos with the poop references go.
Christy: My Ass was hungry.
Maria: the Edge. (Although the consensus is that is was worked).
Jerry Lawler: almost pedophilyc dirty old man on camera, crybaby emo girly man at home who turned out to be married. In other words, PUPPIES (despite it originally being Road dog's joke).
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Post by skyday1402 on Jul 9, 2005 1:17:25 GMT -5
Sid's promo: You are half the man that I am and I have half the brain that you do. Or something to that extent.
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Post by doubleyou on Jul 9, 2005 1:23:33 GMT -5
Chris Benoit: Saying, "I am 4 REAL!"
And, of course...
Bradshaw: Soaping Edge's ass.
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Post by skyday1402 on Jul 9, 2005 1:24:21 GMT -5
Triple H: Being married to the boss's daughter.
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Post by The Deadly Snake on Jul 9, 2005 1:29:03 GMT -5
Chris Benoit: Saying, "I am 4 REAL!" And, of course... Bradshaw: Soaping Edge's ass. When did Benoit said that? |
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Post by crazyrose on Jul 9, 2005 1:32:14 GMT -5
Nash: legs falling apart just by walking across the ring
HHH: having sex with Chyna
Brock: NFL tryout
Big SHow: packin on the lb's
JBL: goosestepping
Juvi: naked ecstacy romp
Tazz: once again the lb's
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Post by hurrikaty on Jul 9, 2005 1:35:06 GMT -5
*hears the words Juvi and Naked in the same sentence* SAY WHA? |
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Phoenix
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Post by Phoenix on Jul 9, 2005 1:56:55 GMT -5
JBL goosestep definately
dont forget the Chyna Waltman video
McMahon hurting himself at RR
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Jul 9, 2005 2:31:46 GMT -5
Ultimo Dragon slipping on his way out at WM
Ed Leslie being Hogan's lap dog
Brock Lesnar being too stupid to live
Tomko botching a big boot repeatedly
Goldberg punching out a window and almost bleeding to death
Terry Taylor being the Rooster
Shawn Michaels and the Montreal Screwjob
Scott Hall being a drunk
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Post by Limey on Jul 9, 2005 2:53:23 GMT -5
Paul London working for the WWE.
(*ZING!*)
Mike Awesome being a sell-out to a company that made him both a "70's guy" and "Fat-Chick Thriller". He might have found a little redemption with Awesome/Tanaka, but he will never live that down.
Jerry Lawler: "It doesn't get more extreme than SNITSKY!" And if we do forget, we shouldn't.
Goldberg/Lensar: Match from HELL.
Jackie Gayda: A toss-up between Match from DEEPER HELL or losing her top. Speaking of which...
Random Diva whose name I just can't be arsed to know or find out, and all I know is Molly Holly was forced into quitting to pay for worthless bimbos like her, and so I hate this particular random diva's guts, also I probably should have been just fine with saying "random diva": Losing her top.
Chavo: OOOOOOOOOOOOH KEEEEEEEEEERRRWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!
Randy Orton: Pooped in annoying other random diva's bag. (It wasn't actually poop, but whatever.)
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Post by DSR on Jul 9, 2005 3:28:35 GMT -5
Sid: A big boot from the middle rope. Just thinking about that makes me cringe.
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Post by hakushi on Jul 9, 2005 3:56:04 GMT -5
*hears the words Juvi and Naked in the same sentence* SAY WHA? On a WCW Australian tour, after a wild sex session, Juvi roamed the streets of OZzy land, without clothing. Sadly this wasn't that ***** Day they have in those parts..so he was thrown into jail. Though I hope he was thrown in there with a naked aborigine...that'd be a major trip... Oh Matt Hardy-THE SCAR IS A SYMBOL! (CRAWLING IN MY SKIN! THESE WOUNDS! THEY WILL NOT HE-AL!!!) Kane-Dentistry Maven-the Eyebrows (even though he did shave them) Heidenreich-raping micheal cole Micheal Cole-Being raped by Heidenreich...It's so weird to hear him on Heidenreich's side... Jeff Hardy well being Jeff Hardy |
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Post by doubleyou on Jul 9, 2005 4:10:47 GMT -5
I resent that.
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Post by skyday1402 on Jul 9, 2005 4:12:09 GMT -5
Ut oh.
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Post by doubleyou on Jul 9, 2005 4:17:45 GMT -5
I doubt that there's a ***** Day.
There's a Gay & Lesbian Mardi Gras, but no ***** Day. Not to my knowledge, anyway.
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Post by skyday1402 on Jul 9, 2005 4:22:16 GMT -5
Is "Queer Day" the actual name of a festival or event that takes place in Australia? 'Cause if not, I'm gonna have to go Mod on this thread. Ut oh. |
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Post by skyday1402 on Jul 9, 2005 4:22:34 GMT -5
I doubt that there's a Queer Day. There's a Gay & Lesbian Mardi Gras, but no Queer Day. Not to my knowledge, anyway. Ut oh. |
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Post by doubleyou on Jul 9, 2005 4:28:01 GMT -5
Glorified Troll.
I like that.
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Post by hakushi on Jul 9, 2005 4:33:27 GMT -5
Is "Queer Day" the actual name of a festival or event that takes place in Australia? 'Cause if not, I'm gonna have to go Mod on this thread. I refrian from the queer comment. Just had the whole Warrior as a Libertarian thing flowing through me. if it offended anyone... well sorry. Go eat youre veg-a-mite sandwich |
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Post by skyday1402 on Jul 9, 2005 4:34:25 GMT -5
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