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Post by barryhorowitz4ever on Jul 6, 2005 22:45:29 GMT -5
wwe raw/impact duel broadcast(circa 2012): imagine that...me....jeff jarret....appearing on a wwe broadcast. theres only one way this could happen...i have purchased wwe! i have bought out, my competition! i will hold the lives of all the wwe superstars in my hands! hahahahahahahaaha!!!!
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admiralcrunchy™
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Post by admiralcrunchy™ on Jul 6, 2005 22:48:05 GMT -5
You spelled "write" wrong...let's all point and laugh at him...
*points finger and laughs*
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KLRA
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Post by KLRA on Jul 6, 2005 22:49:09 GMT -5
The grammar makes me want to become an English teacher just to smack people who use it like that.
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admiralcrunchy™
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Post by admiralcrunchy™ on Jul 6, 2005 22:52:57 GMT -5
looks like he did the "right" thing and corrected it
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KLRA
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Post by KLRA on Jul 6, 2005 22:53:50 GMT -5
Maybe then people will make the "right" choice and "write" the "right" things.
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Post by Hollywood Cthulhu on Jul 6, 2005 23:31:20 GMT -5
Ouch...the grammar hammer has struck again...
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Post by sunwukong on Jul 6, 2005 23:32:38 GMT -5
Well, if your goal is to write (or right) a story, grammar is probably something you should have on your side.
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Post by Hollywood Cthulhu on Jul 7, 2005 0:34:49 GMT -5
Of course you're right, grammar is important. One never can tell from whence the grammatical rule did come, however, one thing is certain: to ignore the mores of our society pertaining to grammar, is truely to reap the wind.
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Post by scorp on Jul 7, 2005 0:45:29 GMT -5
I never had nothin' against them boys, but I'll be derned if the Pruitt brothers didn't whip them somethin' fierce.
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Post by bob p kingston on Jul 7, 2005 3:51:55 GMT -5
"reap the wind"
nice
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Post by jonnylethargic on Jul 7, 2005 13:43:44 GMT -5
I AM an English teacher. There's very little you can do about bad grammar. It's here to stay. Good times, good times. My absolute favorite was a student who wrote "We're going over to are house."... ARE.... ARE? OUR OUR OUR.... My soul is bleeding... my SOUL is bleeding.
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Jul 7, 2005 14:20:10 GMT -5
Wait a minute...... Impact is still around in 2012? You're a lot more optimistic than most people when it comes to TNA!
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Christianv2
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Post by Christianv2 on Jul 7, 2005 14:25:22 GMT -5
tna in 2012...a huh ..
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Post by Ash Whenzday on Jul 7, 2005 14:30:45 GMT -5
The camera then zooms out to show Jarret in a straightjacket standing next to Scott Hall.
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Post by sparkypluggz on Jul 7, 2005 15:51:00 GMT -5
Scott hall then slumps to the ground and passes out drunk, and is slightly sick on his hands,ric flair then appears . . . . . . . . .
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Post by scbg on Jul 7, 2005 16:22:10 GMT -5
Scott hall then slumps to the ground and passes out drunk, and is slightly sick on his hands,ric flair then appears . . . . . . . . . ...in his wheelchair, waving his walking stick about wildly and screaming "WHOOOO!!" all the while. The referees once again have to haul out the wheelchair ramp so Flair can get into the ring. Once Flair enters the ring, he goes on a tirade about how Scott Hall, still passed out on the canvas, never reached his full potential. He has to drink a glass of water after every few sentences, then pees himself. Suddenly, "Real American" blasts over the PA system! It's Hulk Hogan! The crowd explodes in elation!! Hogan very slowly makes his way down to the ring with the help of a walker, due to his recent double hip replacement-replacement surgery and knee reconstruction. The referees groan again as they haul out the ramp. Hogan proceeds to verbally tear into Flair. After several derogatory comments about Hogan's daughter and current WWE Diva Champion Brooke (most of them made by Hogan, curiously) Hogan threatens to strike Flair. But what's this? Could it be? YES!!! IT'S NICK HOGAN!!! Nick Hogan charges down to the ring to the strains of Maroon 5's cover of "Real American". Hulk turns around and pumps his fist in the air, nearly losing his balance. But just as Nick enters the ring, Flair takes his walking stick and....LOW BLOW!!! FLAIR WITH THE DAMN LOW BLOW TO HOGAN!!! DAMMIT!! Nick viciously stares down Flair, then...SHAKES HIS HAND!! OH MY GOD!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE SON OF HULK HOGAN?!? Nick proceeds to lay in some incredibly girly kicks to Hogan's surgically repaired knees, as Flair cheers the proceedings. BUT WHAT'S THIS?!? I KNOW THAT MUSIC!! ONLY ONE SUPERSTAR IN THE WWE COMES TO THE RING TO "DIRTY RAT SKANK" BY PARIS HILTON!!! IT'S BROOKE HOGAN!!!!!! Brooke charges the ring and assaults Nick with vicious girlslaps, all of which Nick sells like an ultimate fighter. Just as Nick is about to crawl into the corner and beg for mercy, another theme song hits!! TIME TO PLAY THE GAME.... TIME TO PLAY THE GAAAAAMMMMEE!!!! IT'S THE WWE COMMISSIONER AND OVERLORD CHAIRMAN, TRIPLE H!!! Triple H goes on to announce that nothing like this ever happened during his long and successful tenure in WWE. He reminds everyone that he is the Game, he is the best, he's beaten everybody in this industry, and how he's won 23 world heavyweight titles. He then makes the match: Ric Flair and Nick Hogan versus The Hulkster and The Brookester!! IN A 15-FOOT-HIGH STEEEEEEEL CAGE!!!! Scott Hall finally wakes up, scribbles his phone number on a bar napkin, hands it to Brooke, pees on her, and stumbles out of the arena. (Wow, did THAT ever get out of control...) |
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Post by sparkypluggz on Jul 10, 2005 15:32:43 GMT -5
just another monday night nitro folks!
we'll be back after the break * camera spans out to guest commentator gary coleman(still on the search to find the chain gang)
WHAT U TALKING BOUT SCOTT HALL?
Footage starts rolling of scott hall who managed to get to the back via the help of a giant lama,he then proceeds to rub himself,in the distance an advancing gene snitsky disgusted with scott halls crudness takes it upon himself to beat hall senseless with a chair, commisioner Hardcore holly steps in . . . . . . . .
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Post by V3rtigo on Jul 10, 2005 15:35:47 GMT -5
just another monday night nitro folks! we'll be back after the break * camera spans out to guest commentator gary coleman(still on the search to find the chain gang) WHAT U TALKING BOUT SCOTT HALL? Footage starts rolling of scott hall who managed to get to the back via the help of a giant lama,he then proceeds to rub himself,in the distance an advancing gene snitsky disgusted with scott halls crudness takes it upon himself to beat hall senseless with a chair, commisioner Hardcore holly steps in . . . . . . . . no need to hide behind an alias, Anthony... |
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Post by jasond1743 on Jul 10, 2005 15:43:28 GMT -5
lita comes out and saids she having an afair with aaron carter broke runs back 2 the ring setting up lita and nick hogan vs broke and hulk
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Post by sparkypluggz on Jul 10, 2005 15:56:55 GMT -5
""""just another monday night nitro folks!
we'll be back after the break * camera spans out to guest commentator gary coleman(still on the search to find the chain gang)
WHAT U TALKING BOUT SCOTT HALL?
Footage starts rolling of scott hall who managed to get to the back via the help of a giant lama,he then proceeds to rub himself,in the distance an advancing gene snitsky disgusted with scott halls crudness takes it upon himself to beat hall senseless with a chair, commisioner Hardcore holly steps in . . . . . . . .
no need to hide behind an alias, Anthony...""""
Please explain
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