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Post by thebiggestdave on Jul 3, 2005 18:18:27 GMT -5
Actually I'd rather have good old Krusty. If his daughter was there it would only encourage Hogan to return....
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Post by Bhester on Jul 3, 2005 19:03:33 GMT -5
Hogan's gonna be 80 and still continuing this "one more match" nonsense.
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Post by Rorschach on Jul 3, 2005 19:20:19 GMT -5
See now, to me, Brooke is a natural foil for someone like Trish....or even a returning Gail Kim. C'mon....she's a Hogan. It's in her blood to crush foriegners
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Post by Hassan bin Sober on Jul 3, 2005 20:24:00 GMT -5
I hope someone slips up and calls him "Mr. Nanny" instead. Or maybe "Mr. America".
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Jul 4, 2005 3:10:33 GMT -5
Brooke Hogan, is a very unsexy name bad idea, marketingwise Brooke Bollea wouldn't be much better. At least this way, she can market the name, too. And really, I don't think she's a butterface. I think she's kinda cute, in a "holy crap your dad is Hulk Hogan" kind of way. I'd bang her for the same reason I'd bang Kelly Osbourne: great genetics. And by genetics, I mean "money." And by great, I mean "lots of."
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Post by bigpun05 on Jul 4, 2005 3:28:41 GMT -5
And there it is, folks. Hulkster in a bra. [rant] And can I ask an important question? Hulk's in the background grinning like a proud papa. He's sooooooo concerned about her dating guys who aren't complete tools, and yet encourages her to dress like THAT, ensuring that the only guys showing interest are doing it in tool-like fashion. I understand that she's heading for the pop crowd, where uber-ho's rule the landscape, but if he wants to be King Control Freak, shouldn't he start by not letting her out of the house looking like a complete skank? Yet, there he is, with that 'isn't my CHILD so hot?' look that Jessica Simpson's father is going to sue him over (since he perfected that stupidity first). Sorry. Big ish of mine. [/rant] agreed
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Post by bigpun05 on Jul 4, 2005 3:30:20 GMT -5
Plus I'd totally mark for Hogan big booting Aaron Carter though his front window and then legdropping the punk on his front lawn. Brother.
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Post by barbwireharry on Jul 4, 2005 3:46:44 GMT -5
And there it is, folks. Hulkster in a bra. [rant] And can I ask an important question? Hulk's in the background grinning like a proud papa. He's sooooooo concerned about her dating guys who aren't complete tools, and yet encourages her to dress like THAT, ensuring that the only guys showing interest are doing it in tool-like fashion. I understand that she's heading for the pop crowd, where uber-ho's rule the landscape, but if he wants to be King Control Freak, shouldn't he start by not letting her out of the house looking like a complete skank? Yet, there he is, with that 'isn't my CHILD so hot?' look that Jessica Simpson's father is going to sue him over (since he perfected that stupidity first). Sorry. Big ish of mine. [/rant] I TOTALLY F*****G AGREE!!!! *Drinks glass of water*
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Post by hurrikaty on Jul 4, 2005 5:22:59 GMT -5
We don't have to worry about Brooke crushing people. Isn't his son Nick training to be a wrestler?
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Post by TheShowStoppin Classic JBHENDU on Jul 4, 2005 5:46:44 GMT -5
What we have to realize, is that Hulk ain't flipping out like Warrior or Macho Man, Fathers are traditionaly overprotective of their teenage daughters. We'll all understand when we have daughters that age.
In the mean time I would love to see Hulkamania run wild all over Aaron Carter
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Post by amsiraK on Jul 4, 2005 6:41:16 GMT -5
What we have to realize, is that Hulk ain't flipping out like Warrior or Macho Man, Fathers are traditionaly overprotective of their teenage daughters. We'll all understand when we have daughters that age. In the mean time I would love to see Hulkamania run wild all over Aaron Carter Agreed. That's just funny. And who's showing up to Hogan's house and not acting respectful? Broken down and cheesy though he may be, he's still a frickin' gorilla.
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Post by bigjimmy on Jul 4, 2005 8:32:34 GMT -5
how old is brooke hogan??
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jul 4, 2005 8:57:09 GMT -5
Brooke Hogan isn't too unattractive.
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Post by Shiori C: WC Blue Moon Poster on Jul 4, 2005 9:07:36 GMT -5
Another thread on thisI just hope Hulk calls Brooke "Brookster" or something. And yeah, why "Mr Hogan", brother? It's not like his name or anything. When you know him better, does he say "please, call me Hulk"?
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Post by chrislatimer2005 on Jul 4, 2005 9:09:38 GMT -5
hogans the man lol mr' hogan.
and imagine whatthe 24 inch pythons would do if ya screwed round with brooke
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Post by amsiraK on Jul 4, 2005 9:10:09 GMT -5
An interesting question - why is he Mr. Hogan when we all know his real name is Terry Bollea? Why ISN'T it Brooke Bollea? Since he doesn't want any wrestlers dating her (somewhere Ed Leslie and Brian Knobbs cry in their beers), shouldn't they be using his REAL name out of respect and not star-humping? And... Do we really thing Mark Mero should be that close to her?
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Post by Moxie loves Natalie on Jul 4, 2005 10:59:01 GMT -5
She looks better with more clothes on than the skankini
I don't mind the Demandments, Just calling him Mr. Hogan would kill me since I hate calling people's names with more than one syllable. MR Hogan = 2 Hulk = 1 ! It's just my thing... lol
Marc Mero certain has matured.
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Post by hbkismyherostill on Jul 4, 2005 11:37:40 GMT -5
What we have to realize, is that Hulk ain't flipping out like Warrior or Macho Man, Fathers are traditionaly overprotective of their teenage daughters. We'll all understand when we have daughters that age. In the mean time I would love to see Hulkamania run wild all over Aaron Carter I am awaiting the day Mrs. Ashley turns 13, then my paranoia will hit.
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Post by hobojoe on Jul 4, 2005 13:30:00 GMT -5
Brooke's smoking hot. You're all out of your minds.
And of course she has to dress like a slut, she's going that pop princess route. That's why Hulk's so damned protective. And don't think he's acting too out of the ordinary, nothing any concerned father wouldn't say, it just seems like he's being weird because he's the Hulkster.
He needs to be protective, because, if given the opportunity, I'd do things to that girl that Mr. Hogan would definitely not approve of.
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Post by TheShowStoppin Classic JBHENDU on Jul 4, 2005 13:42:40 GMT -5
You know, The Brookester is kind of hot. If she was legal I'd make a pass at her if I wasn't so afraid of the legdrop of doom! lol!
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