Hogan Knows best

[sparkypluggz]

Brookes hotttt!!!!!!!,i would luv to slip it in her from behind,a lot of what hogan says is pretty sane,but he still is a freaking moron

[bigjimmy]

i'd impregnate her just to wind the hulkster up. then disapear and leave her to explaine, and face the leg drop of doom

[Rorschach]

Great levels of maturity do I sense here....

Anyway, ten to one odds that either Beefcake, Savage or Warrior make cameos...

[STMP]

Why hasn't anyone mentioned this great comment.


"I prefer that you’re not a wrestler. If you’re meek and mild, I can put the fear of God into you more easily."


That one is just disturbing. And when Hogan speaks about God, does he mean God or himself?

And wouldn't that make it more disturbing, when Hogan starts refering to himself as God.

[jack22]

What IS disturbing is that you looked so deep into the quote.

I said it myself last Saturday, loads of people say it. If Hogan says "Good God my feet hurt" would you suggest that he, or indeed- He is talking about His Holy plates of meat? (feet for anyone who doesnt do rhyming slang)

[STMP]

We're talking about Hogan here, not just anybody.

And is it just me, or is the Brookster taller than her dad?

[Rorschach]

In heels, maybe....even the Immortal one suffers the ravages of time....

[Bobafett]

hmm..wel theres only one guy from wrestlecrap I think Hogan would allow to date her (yes its Asics)

but.well..looks like RVD and Scott Hall..not to mention Sandman are outta luck with her

[Blindkarevik]

I'd just love the day to come when a guy "passes the test" and both Hogan and his daughter approve.... however by then, the guy figures she's just not worth it.

At that point in time, I expect Hogan to rip his shirt off and go nuts.

Also, as the guy is backing out of the driveway, I expect Hogan to point at him and do the "I'm going to lift him over my head" gesture.

[Klutch]

i'd knock on the door and say something like this in best hogan voice "well ya know brother, i've been taking my vitamins and saying my prayers, and now i wanna take the brookester out on a date. so brother whaddya say how bout it let me take your little brookester out for a night on the town.

[whoopdeedoo]

I would go to his house and call him Terry, just to piss him off.

[Lancers]

ask him how Ed's doing

[Rorschach]

oh yeah...How's the brother Bruti, Terry?

That's going over like a fart in church....

[screwtape]

sparkypluggz said:

Brookes hotttt!!!!!!!,i would luv to slip it in her from behind,a lot of what hogan says is pretty sane,but he still is a freaking moron

I'm forwarding this to Brian Knobbs. Take your vitamins, because prayers won't save you.

[Benjamin Boone]

I would love it if one the Hogan show Muhammed Hassan shows up OUT OF NOWHERE and challenges Hulk to a rematch. That, and to take Brooke out on the town Muhammed style .

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

Hogan: "Brooke, are you still a virgin?"

Brooke: "Well you know something, brother, he had the 12" python...whatchoo gonna do when the largest schlong in the world runs wild on you, brother?"

[Rorschach]

LMFAO!!!

[doubleyou]

Hogan: "Brooke, are you still a virgin?"

Brooke: "Well you know something, brother, he had the 12" python...whatchoo gonna do when the largest schlong in the world runs wild on you, brother?"

How can some other guy have the largest pythons in the world when Hogan has a 24-inch one?

*Stagehand whispers in You-You's ear*

....Oh.

[ACG2x]

So can potential suitors to Brooke no-sell these rules like Hogan used to no-sell Flair and Vader in WCW?