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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on May 12, 2009 21:35:09 GMT -5
"2:49: I just took a vicious dump. How is a dump 'vicious', anyway? Does it growl? Does it stalk the commode like its prey before it strikes? Maybe 'vicious' was the wrong word. Maybe I should have said 'I took a huge dump.' Yeah, that's better.
"2:53: I just took a huge dump. It had peanuts in it. I'll be overnighting at Lewistown Hospital."
And that's why I don't use Twitter.
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Post by twiggy101 on May 12, 2009 21:56:40 GMT -5
That's all Twitter is used for?
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on May 12, 2009 21:58:09 GMT -5
That's all Twitter is used for? yes "7:57 pm - Answered a question on the Wrestlecrap forums." |
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on May 12, 2009 22:40:55 GMT -5
Say, you think blogging about it over at TGWTG.com is overkill? Neither do I. (Slightly offensive.) |
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Post by farmeriggy on May 13, 2009 16:19:52 GMT -5
2:19pm Forgot to wank
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Post by Snitsky on May 13, 2009 16:26:02 GMT -5
LOL- how does one forget? |
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2009 16:28:03 GMT -5
That first one was more than 140 characters.
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on May 13, 2009 16:35:48 GMT -5
So?
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on May 13, 2009 16:37:05 GMT -5
How do you forget to wank your twitter? |
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Post by B.B.M on May 13, 2009 16:37:12 GMT -5
What do you mean "So", you're breaking the rules of Twitter  |
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on May 13, 2009 16:37:45 GMT -5
There are RULES of Twitter? Twitter sucks.
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Post by Bullhead on May 13, 2009 16:43:09 GMT -5
This will be the first and only time I acknowledge the existance of Twitter.
*yawn*
That is all.
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Post by neilfrazier on May 13, 2009 17:06:49 GMT -5
LOL- how does one forget? By smoking a bowl and craving a Big Mac. You can also forget out of boredom. I take my time, and sometimes after 30 minutes of foreplay I lose interest in shooting one off. Might sound crazy, but you need to train yourself to last so you don't become a minute man. I can honestly say I lasted 2+ hours |
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Post by sloride on May 13, 2009 17:08:06 GMT -5
I'm a tad addicted to Twitter. And got rather bemused a couple days ago when Beck started following me. I dont follow him yet he's following me for some reason.
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Post by Steveweiser on May 13, 2009 17:10:43 GMT -5
I talked about Nando's earlier today, and shortly afterwards, Nando's started following me. That's what tends to happen on Twitter.
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Post by stevierichardsfan on May 13, 2009 17:14:20 GMT -5
wait 2 years it will be more popular then facebook
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on May 13, 2009 17:20:56 GMT -5
12:12pm - Woke up
12:20pm - Ate an ice cream sandwich
12:25pm - Went to Wrestlecrap.com
1:00pm - Went back to bed
3:38pm - Woke up again
4:14pm - Contemplated turning on air conditioner, but didn't
4:16pm - Went back to Wrestlecrap
5:21pm - Posted mock Twitter on Wrestlecrap
5:21pm - Posted that I'm posting mock Twitter on Wresltecrap
5:21pm - Probably going to turn on air conditioner
5:21pm - Realizes how sad my life is
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Post by Magician under the moonlight on May 13, 2009 17:42:51 GMT -5
wait 2 years it will be more popular then facebook I never even knew it was popular. |
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on May 13, 2009 17:46:19 GMT -5
wait 2 years it will be more popular then facebook I never even knew it was popular. Dude, all people ever talk about now is Twitting....or whatever. Personally I find it stupid. It is a site of nothing but the status feature of Facebook.... |
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Post by B.B.M on May 13, 2009 17:47:49 GMT -5
5:21pm - Realizes how sad my life is At least, you don't have Beck following you for no reason, like poor Sloride. |
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