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Post by Alucard on May 14, 2009 21:08:02 GMT -5
Unless $24,000 dollars is deposited to my bank account, very bad things will happen to him. I have proof that I have him here with me and will occasionally let him take breaks from being abducted to type messages to you guys. I have seized his weapons. I am not playing. Why the very specific ransom amount? That's none of your business. Enclosed are photographs of fellow mod Deadpool in his current imprisoned state. You have 78 hours to comply. Why the odd number of hours? THAT'S ALSO NOT YOUR BUSINESS!
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Post by MGH on May 14, 2009 21:09:12 GMT -5
...you BASTARD.
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Post by Alucard on May 14, 2009 21:13:38 GMT -5
Don't judge me, this day has been coming for a long time! You know deep down MGH...you'd do the same. *squint*
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Post by The Tank on May 14, 2009 21:15:30 GMT -5
Bulls***. You two just set this up to try and get money out of us.
He's probably hanging over a bed full of naked women or a vat of pudding or something.
Why else would you not show us what he's hanging over?
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Post by DrewVonAwesome on May 14, 2009 21:16:56 GMT -5
*Looks up...* Huh... not interested. *Goes back to his porn*
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Post by Alucard on May 14, 2009 21:17:02 GMT -5
Bulls***. You two just set this up to try and get money out of us. He's probably hanging over a bed full of naked women or a vat of pudding or something. Why else would you not show us what he's hanging over? Oh you'll find out EXACTLY what he's hanging over if I don't get my money!
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Post by aka Cthulhu on May 14, 2009 21:17:36 GMT -5
I say we wait 78 hours, to see what Deadpool is hanging over!
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Post by The Tank on May 14, 2009 21:19:55 GMT -5
Bulls***. You two just set this up to try and get money out of us. He's probably hanging over a bed full of naked women or a vat of pudding or something. Why else would you not show us what he's hanging over? Oh you'll find out EXACTLY what he's hanging over if I don't get my money! I'm more than willing to take that chance. He'll just heal from whatever you drop him into. ...unless it's made of Carbonadium or something. But the chances of that are slim to none, as everyone knows. The Carbonadium-Synthesizer thingy is perfectly safe in the lockbo....... *looks over at lockbox, which is wide open and empty* You didn't......did you?!?
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Mr T L Wolf
Hank Scorpio
He has the looks of Andre the Giant, and the strength of Barry Windham. Not to mention he's a hero to a few armadillos, a kangaroo and a small herd of bison.
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on May 14, 2009 21:20:01 GMT -5
I say, wasn't he bound worse and defeated Taskmaster? Methinks you're screwed.
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Post by Tyfo on May 14, 2009 21:21:49 GMT -5
...............My God!
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on May 14, 2009 21:22:21 GMT -5
Eh, you can keep him.
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Post by Alucard on May 14, 2009 21:23:39 GMT -5
Oh you'll find out EXACTLY what he's hanging over if I don't get my money! I'm more than willing to take that chance. He'll just heal from whatever you drop him into. ...unless it's made of Carbonadium or something. But the chances of that are slim to none, as everyone knows. The Carbonadium-Synthesizer thingy is perfectly safe in the lockbo....... *looks over at lockbox, which is wide open and empty* You didn't......did you?!? I sure did!
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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan on May 14, 2009 21:24:52 GMT -5
Would you settle for some old buttons, a paperclip, and some pocket lint?
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Post by The Tank on May 14, 2009 21:24:55 GMT -5
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooookay.
We'll just get a replacement.
Is Agent X done being morbidly obese yet?
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Post by Alucard on May 14, 2009 21:25:57 GMT -5
Would you settle for some old buttons, a paperclip, and some pocket lint? You drive a hard bargain. But no. I wouldn't. Sorry.
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Post by Deleted on May 14, 2009 21:27:28 GMT -5
I refuse to pay unless I see what he is being hung from. Besides, if you release him, doesn't that mean he'll just fall straight down to a death atop a mystery object?
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Post by Alucard on May 14, 2009 21:29:05 GMT -5
I refuse to pay unless I see what he is being hung from. Besides, if you release him, doesn't that mean he'll just fall straight down to a death atop a mystery object? Oh but that's part of the fun! Our friend Deadpool could be hanging from a number of things! Could it be a rusty hook...a pipe...a ceiling fan? Only I know for sure! And only I can move him elsewhere.
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Post by The Tank on May 14, 2009 21:30:06 GMT -5
How much longer until you let him go so he can speak?
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Post by Alucard on May 14, 2009 21:31:32 GMT -5
How much longer until you let him go so he can speak? Good question. He seems to be napping right now.
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Post by The Tank on May 14, 2009 21:32:02 GMT -5
How much longer until you let him go so he can speak? Good question. He seems to be napping right now. Shoot him! That'll wake him up!
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