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Post by Alucard on May 14, 2009 21:33:07 GMT -5
Good question. He seems to be napping right now. Shoot him! That'll wake him up! You are a terrible negotiator. Don't quit your day job.
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Post by Deleted on May 14, 2009 21:34:09 GMT -5
I refuse to pay unless I see what he is being hung from. Besides, if you release him, doesn't that mean he'll just fall straight down to a death atop a mystery object? Oh but that's part of the fun! Our friend Deadpool could be hanging from a number of things! Could it be a rusty hook...a pipe...a ceiling fan? Only I know for sure! And only I can move him elsewhere. Well, if you give me a hint, I'll give you a bag of linen napkins and what's inside this mystery box. TEMPTING, ISN'T IT?
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Post by Alucard on May 14, 2009 21:34:54 GMT -5
Oh but that's part of the fun! Our friend Deadpool could be hanging from a number of things! Could it be a rusty hook...a pipe...a ceiling fan? Only I know for sure! And only I can move him elsewhere. Well, if you give me a hint, I'll give you a bag of linen napkins and what's inside this mystery box. TEMPTING, ISN'T IT? Okay! Here's your hint: It IS one of those things listed.
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on May 14, 2009 21:35:01 GMT -5
Negotiating for the life of someone who's died, what, three times already?
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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan on May 14, 2009 21:36:02 GMT -5
A ceiling fan would be most fun, especially if you turn it on.
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Post by Alucard on May 14, 2009 21:36:27 GMT -5
Negotiating for the life of someone who's died, what, three times already? Who said anything about killi...Oh, I mean, yeah, I'l totally kill 'em! Sooo dead. Ehehe... eh.
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Post by The Tank on May 14, 2009 21:37:54 GMT -5
Void, I've gotta say, you're not very good at the kidnapper/villain thing.
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Post by Insomniac on May 14, 2009 21:38:42 GMT -5
I'm a top-notch negotiator, let me handle this.
I'll pay you $20 to keep him.
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Post by Alucard on May 14, 2009 21:39:09 GMT -5
Void, I've gotta say, you're not very good at the kidnapper/villain thing. I'll show you how good I am at it! In a little bit. I don't feel like it right now plus I don't feel like waking him.
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on May 14, 2009 21:39:43 GMT -5
You're the kind of villain that slowly lowers your victim into a vat of Carbonadium and sharks with lasers on their heads while you leave the room, all the while Madison yells at you to let him get his gun.
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Post by Deleted on May 14, 2009 21:40:14 GMT -5
Well, if you give me a hint, I'll give you a bag of linen napkins and what's inside this mystery box. TEMPTING, ISN'T IT? Okay! Here's your hint: It IS one of those things listed. Is it...the CIELING FAN? Also, you have fallen into my trap! For those are not linen napkins! They are...EGYPTIAN COTTON! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Post by Alucard on May 14, 2009 21:44:18 GMT -5
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Post by Rorschach on May 14, 2009 21:45:47 GMT -5
THAT...is HEINOUS!
Stand DOWN, cad! Or I shall be forced to deal with thee forthwith!
And such.
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Post by The Tank on May 14, 2009 21:46:17 GMT -5
You...YOU...MONSTER!!!
...oh, wait, Deadpool can swim. And that's a pretty clean looking toilet.
You still fail, Void. ;D
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Post by Alucard on May 14, 2009 21:47:19 GMT -5
You...YOU...MONSTER!!! ...oh, wait, Deadpool can swim. And that's a pretty clean looking toilet. You still fail, Void. ;D Oh it LOOKS clean... But it hides...FILTHY SECRETS! Plus I mean look at the scale! Just LOOK at the scale of that thing! That is a HUGE, EVIL toilet!
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Post by Insomniac on May 14, 2009 21:47:44 GMT -5
Oh my God... ... that shower curtain is just lovely! Where did you get it?
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Post by Alucard on May 14, 2009 21:49:26 GMT -5
Oh my God... ... that shower curtain is just lovely! Where did you get it? Black Market Bed Bath and Beyond.
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Post by DSR on May 14, 2009 21:49:56 GMT -5
Dibs on Deadpool's stuff after he's dead!
Uh, I mean, uh, that's just terrible. We're all holdin' out hope for ya, there, 'Pool. We'll totally get that money.
No seriously, I get his stuff.
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on May 14, 2009 21:51:08 GMT -5
Hey, you know what I still see? An easy way out for Deadpool. I'm not going to tell you what it is, mind you, but it's there.
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Post by Rorschach on May 14, 2009 21:51:37 GMT -5
Dibs on Deadpool's stuff after he's dead! Uh, I mean, uh, that's just terrible. We're all holdin' out hope for ya, there, 'Pool. We'll totally get that money. No seriously, I get his stuff. So you're taking over the Monster Tourney then?
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