Matt Dunn
Hank Scorpio
It was inevitable.
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Post by Matt Dunn on Mar 4, 2009 18:04:52 GMT -5
Iron Man Match: Big Daddy V vs Great Khali Money In the Bank: Hornswoggle (winner) vs Stephanie McMahon vs Kelly Kelly vs Mike Knox vs Snitsky vs Dink the Clown vs Curtis Hughes vs the returning Jackie Gayda Vickie on a pole-WHC: Edge vs Big Show Jericho vs. a stoned Iron Shiek Matt Hardy vs Jeff Hardy---Karaoke sing off Orton vs HHH---the one who pins the most promising midcarders wins the title IC Title---CM Punk vs Lex Luger in his present state
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Magician under the moonlight
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Always Beaten To The Punchline. Always.
A magician and a thief. That's Badass
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Post by Magician under the moonlight on Mar 4, 2009 18:06:46 GMT -5
I'll make a realistically bad card: Edge VS Show HHH and Stephanie VS Legacy Jercho and Knox VS Jerry Lawler and Ric Flair MITB: Henry VS Kane VS JBL VS Koslov VS Kahil VS Umaga VS Horny VS Sim Snuka Jeff Hardy VS Ezekiel Jackson w/ Matt Hardy Shleton VS Tyson Kidd Christian VS Ricky Ortiz McCool VS Jillian You have 3 awesome matches in there.
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Post by Jay Carroll on Mar 4, 2009 20:43:19 GMT -5
Opening match: Hornswoggle vs Brie Bella in an Under the Ring challenge match. First one to come from under the ring wins, no cameras allowed beneth the ring.
Money In the bank is cancelled and replaced by a Burning Flag on a Pole match: Shawn Michaels w/Texas flag vs Jack Swagger w/Oklahoma flag. Swagger wins.
ECW title match is replaced with Vince demanding the ECW title be given to him ASAP.
Big Show vs Kane in a 30 minute Ultimate Submission match.
In Crowd defends the titles in Tag Team Turmoil: Manu and Sim, Sylvan and Rene Dupree, Conway and Rico, the Ding Dongs, and the Conquistadors are your other teams.
World Title Match: Edge vs John Cena. Edge gets pinned by Vickie who then declares herself champion.
WWE Title Match: Cowboy Bob takes Randy's place, beats HHH. Colin Delaney finds the MITB briefcase and cashes it in to beat Cowboy Bob.
Main Event: Matt vs Jeff in a Hair vs Sobriety match. Jeff wins, Matt's epic rat's nest is sheared off and he has to get traditional trunks to wear. Matt wins, Jeff is given a speedball on sight and subjected to a Wellness test on the spot.
Matt loses, Kane comes down, gets his ring gear (he's wearing underwear beneath), burns it, then hands him a suit.
FIN.
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Post by hil on Mar 4, 2009 20:49:10 GMT -5
All the matches as WWE books it, but the matches are between action figures controlled by the stars they represent and the cameras can't get close enough to see all the action
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Post by The Peoples Elbow on Mar 4, 2009 20:57:31 GMT -5
Kane and Mark Henry come out for the first match - MITB - and immediately begin making sweet love to each other in the middle of the ring. CM Punk, horrified at what he sees as he's coming out next, commits suicide on the ramp. The PPV feed cuts out just as Vince McMahon starts running to the ring, naked and with a very large dildo in his hands. /WWE ::wiping tears:: WINNER. ;D
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mrrotten
Don Corleone
The #1 Kaneinite
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Post by mrrotten on Mar 4, 2009 20:58:12 GMT -5
5. LEGENDS LUMBERJACK MATCH: Chris Jericho vs "Iron" Mike Sharpe. Lumberjacks include: Outback Jack, Man Mountain Rock, Beaver Cleavage, Roadblock, Reno Riggins, Bastion Booger, Paul Ellering w/Rocco, Miguel Perez, The Sultan, Barry Horowitz, Sylvester Terkay, The Ding Dongs, The Gymini and Bilvis WesleyThat much alone would save the card, since Canada's Greatest Athlete would be on it. Not to mention the Terkay would be there too.
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nealo
Unicron
BRING IT BACK!!
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Post by nealo on Mar 4, 2009 20:58:47 GMT -5
Shawn micheals simply CBA to beat Taker as well as beating Flair last year so the only person who can fill in at such short notice is Colin Delaghny, who wins
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Post by hil on Mar 4, 2009 21:00:43 GMT -5
Kane and Mark Henry come out for the first match - MITB - and immediately begin making sweet love to each other in the middle of the ring. CM Punk, horrified at what he sees as he's coming out next, commits suicide on the ramp. The PPV feed cuts out just as Vince McMahon starts running to the ring, naked and with a very large dildo in his hands. /WWE LMAO
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Post by TromboneMan on Mar 4, 2009 21:09:10 GMT -5
Naked Don West vs Naked JBL
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Space City's Own
Don Corleone
I am literally the greatest person to ever live.
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Post by Space City's Own on Mar 4, 2009 21:42:50 GMT -5
Vincent Kennedy McMahon, clad in a mint green schoolboy's uniform opens up the PPV by singing the national anthem himself, while on the Titantron that clip of Chris Benoit waving goodbye plays on loop.
*intro to WM25 video clip plays at 1/3 speed*
*camera cut to backstage*
Hacksaw Jim Duggan cuts a 17 minute long promo on Bret Hart, in which he proceeds to call him out and declares himself the world's foremost expert on pro grappling. Suddenly the camera does a 180 and you see half of the WWE roster were sitting in a semi-circle around him. They all stand up and applaud before Vincent Kennedy McMahon, now clad in assless chaps and a bedazzled tube top walks up and fires them all, rehires them, and fires them again. The clip of Chris Benoit waving goodbye plays on loop again for 6 minutes.
*camera cut to ring*
All that anyone watching at home see is a close up of Ric Flair in a blindfold, the shot is too close up to see much else, but it's clear that something is awry. Taz, wearing an "Eddie Guerrero Really Wasn't All That Great I Mean C'mon Guys" t-shirt can be seen entering the shot just long enough to hand something to Flair.
Taz: "Alright, Natch! Now, I'm sure we're all familiar with the classic children's party game Pin the Tail on the Donkey, eh? Well, all yous gotta do, Ric, is pin the tail in the right area and everyone in this arena will receive xeroxed coupon to Taco Bell, soon to be the world's only remaining restaurant. TACO BELL TACO BELL GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY TACO BELL!"
Flair begins to slowly make his way forward, people watching at home can hear the audience growing agitated. Soon, Flair makes his way to the target and thrusts the large pin forwards. Hundreds in the crowd can be heard screaming in horror.
The camera pulls back as Taz runs up, tears the blindfold off of Flair, and kicks him square in the crotch. Panning down, we can see tears pouring down the 16 time champion's wrinkled face. The camera then turns to reveal where the pin had been inserted; the right eye of one Charles Robinson, the layers upon layers of duct tape over his mouth barely muffling his cries of pain.
*video package of Stephanie McMahon slapping Orton plays for no apparent reason*
All in attendence, and all watching at home have to watch as both Flair and Robinson are loaded onto gurneys (Flair falling off of his no less than 40 times) before Jeff Hardy's music hits. This picks the crowd up slightly, which of course does not last long. Matt follows, bringin with him a mic. The brothers then proceed to spend the next hour and a half tripping over their words in an "Unsanctioned Debate." Many in the crowd can be heard openly weeping, as other begin a chant of "RE-FUND! RE-FUND!"
The clip of Benoit waving goodbye plays on loop again for 15 minutes.
Without much time in the broadcast left, the MITB match finally begins, none of the wrestlers, save a returning X-Pac, are given an entrance. Mark Henry proceeds to win the match somehow via roll-up, match structure be damned. He grabs a mic...
Henry: "I'M CASHIN' THIS BABY IN...... (2 minutes pause in an attempt to build tension)..... TONIGHT!"
Crowd: *silence*
Henry: "AND I'M CHALLENGING THE DIVA'S CHAMPION TO A LOSER LEAVES RAW MATCH!"
Good Ol' JR, visibly upset, begins trying to explain how someone from ECW can challenge a female wrestler from SmackDown to such a match. He fails, miserably, and quits on the spot. As he storms out, he repeatedly stops to spit on the floor and slap fans.
Another half hour of Benoit waving goodbye.
The camera cuts back to the ring, where Duggan is leaning against the turnbuckle, freebasing cocaine as he waits for his challenge to be answered. Suddenly, Bret Harts music hits, and though it is being played at an obnoxiously loud volume, enough so that those in the audience are in intense pain, they cheer. As he makes his way down to the ring, he slips on some of JR's spit, falls, and breaks his neck, dying instantly.
Shawn Michaels comes out and puts Hart's corpse in a botched sharpshooter, as Vincent Kennedy McMahon (clad in hula skirt and coconut bra) runs down and makes an unnessecary quick-count.
As the telecast ends and fades out, the crowd can be heard vomiting in unison.
WRESTLEMANIA!!!
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Post by Jay-Jay on Mar 4, 2009 21:51:59 GMT -5
Vincent Kennedy McMahon, clad in a mint green schoolboy's uniform opens up the PPV by singing the national anthem himself, while on the Titantron that clip of Chris Benoit waving goodbye plays on loop. *intro to WM25 video clip plays at 1/3 speed* *camera cut to backstage* Hacksaw Jim Duggan cuts a 17 minute long promo on Bret Hart, in which he proceeds to call him out and declares himself the world's foremost expert on pro grappling. Suddenly the camera does a 180 and you see half of the WWE roster were sitting in a semi-circle around him. They all stand up and applaud before Vincent Kennedy McMahon, now clad in assless chaps and a bedazzled tube top walks up and fires them all, rehires them, and fires them again. The clip of Chris Benoit waving goodbye plays on loop again for 6 minutes. *camera cut to ring* All that anyone watching at home see is a close up of Ric Flair in a blindfold, the shot is too close up to see much else, but it's clear that something is awry. Taz, wearing an "Eddie Guerrero Really Wasn't All That Great I Mean C'mon Guys" t-shirt can be seen entering the shot just long enough to hand something to Flair. Taz: "Alright, Natch! Now, I'm sure we're all familiar with the classic children's party game Pin the Tail on the Donkey, eh? Well, all yous gotta do, Ric, is pin the tail in the right area and everyone in this arena will receive xeroxed coupon to Taco Bell, soon to be the world's only remaining restaurant. TACO BELL TACO BELL GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY TACO BELL!" Flair begins to slowly make his way forward, people watching at home can hear the audience growing agitated. Soon, Flair makes his way to the target and thrusts the large pin forwards. Hundreds in the crowd can be heard screaming in horror. The camera pulls back as Taz runs up, tears the blindfold off of Flair, and kicks him square in the crotch. Panning down, we can see tears pouring down the 16 time champion's wrinkled face. The camera then turns to reveal where the pin had been inserted; the right eye of one Charles Robinson, the layers upon layers of duct tape over his mouth barely muffling his cries of pain. *video package of Stephanie McMahon slapping Orton plays for no apparent reason* All in attendence, and all watching at home have to watch as both Flair and Robinson are loaded onto gurneys (Flair falling off of his no less than 40 times) before Jeff Hardy's music hits. This picks the crowd up slightly, which of course does not last long. Matt follows, bringin with him a mic. The brothers then proceed to spend the next hour and a half tripping over their words in an "Unsanctioned Debate." Many in the crowd can be heard openly weeping, as other begin a chant of "RE-FUND! RE-FUND!" The clip of Benoit waving goodbye plays on loop again for 15 minutes. Without much time in the broadcast left, the MITB match finally begins, none of the wrestlers, save a returning X-Pac, are given an entrance. Mark Henry proceeds to win the match somehow via roll-up, match structure be damned. He grabs a mic... Henry: "I'M CASHIN' THIS BABY IN...... (2 minutes pause in an attempt to build tension)..... TONIGHT!" Crowd: *silence* Henry: "AND I'M CHALLENGING THE DIVA'S CHAMPION TO A LOSER LEAVES RAW MATCH!" Good Ol' JR, visibly upset, begins trying to explain how someone from ECW can challenge a female wrestler from SmackDown to such a match. He fails, miserably, and quits on the spot. As he storms out, he repeatedly stops to spit on the floor and slap fans. Another half hour of Benoit waving goodbye. The camera cuts back to the ring, where Duggan is leaning against the turnbuckle, freebasing cocaine as he waits for his challenge to be answered. Suddenly, Bret Harts music hits, and though it is being played at an obnoxiously loud volume, enough so that those in the audience are in intense pain, they cheer. As he makes his way down to the ring, he slips on some of JR's spit, falls, and breaks his neck, dying instantly. Shawn Michaels comes out and puts Hart's corpse in a botched sharpshooter, as Vincent Kennedy McMahon (clad in hula skirt and coconut bra) runs down and makes an unnessecary quick-count. As the telecast ends and fades out, the crowd can be heard vomiting in unison. WRESTLEMANIA!!! LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I'M DYING OF LAUGHTER!!!!!!!
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Space City's Own
Don Corleone
I am literally the greatest person to ever live.
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Post by Space City's Own on Mar 4, 2009 21:59:06 GMT -5
Glad you enjoyed, I didn't realize how long that was.
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hargh
Dennis Stamp
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Post by hargh on Mar 4, 2009 22:56:35 GMT -5
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Magician under the moonlight
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Always Beaten To The Punchline. Always.
A magician and a thief. That's Badass
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Post by Magician under the moonlight on Mar 4, 2009 23:23:17 GMT -5
Vincent Kennedy McMahon, clad in a mint green schoolboy's uniform opens up the PPV by singing the national anthem himself, while on the Titantron that clip of Chris Benoit waving goodbye plays on loop. *intro to WM25 video clip plays at 1/3 speed* *camera cut to backstage* Hacksaw Jim Duggan cuts a 17 minute long promo on Bret Hart, in which he proceeds to call him out and declares himself the world's foremost expert on pro grappling. Suddenly the camera does a 180 and you see half of the WWE roster were sitting in a semi-circle around him. They all stand up and applaud before Vincent Kennedy McMahon, now clad in assless chaps and a bedazzled tube top walks up and fires them all, rehires them, and fires them again. The clip of Chris Benoit waving goodbye plays on loop again for 6 minutes. *camera cut to ring* All that anyone watching at home see is a close up of Ric Flair in a blindfold, the shot is too close up to see much else, but it's clear that something is awry. Taz, wearing an "Eddie Guerrero Really Wasn't All That Great I Mean C'mon Guys" t-shirt can be seen entering the shot just long enough to hand something to Flair. Taz: "Alright, Natch! Now, I'm sure we're all familiar with the classic children's party game Pin the Tail on the Donkey, eh? Well, all yous gotta do, Ric, is pin the tail in the right area and everyone in this arena will receive xeroxed coupon to Taco Bell, soon to be the world's only remaining restaurant. TACO BELL TACO BELL GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY TACO BELL!" Flair begins to slowly make his way forward, people watching at home can hear the audience growing agitated. Soon, Flair makes his way to the target and thrusts the large pin forwards. Hundreds in the crowd can be heard screaming in horror. The camera pulls back as Taz runs up, tears the blindfold off of Flair, and kicks him square in the crotch. Panning down, we can see tears pouring down the 16 time champion's wrinkled face. The camera then turns to reveal where the pin had been inserted; the right eye of one Charles Robinson, the layers upon layers of duct tape over his mouth barely muffling his cries of pain. *video package of Stephanie McMahon slapping Orton plays for no apparent reason* All in attendence, and all watching at home have to watch as both Flair and Robinson are loaded onto gurneys (Flair falling off of his no less than 40 times) before Jeff Hardy's music hits. This picks the crowd up slightly, which of course does not last long. Matt follows, bringin with him a mic. The brothers then proceed to spend the next hour and a half tripping over their words in an "Unsanctioned Debate." Many in the crowd can be heard openly weeping, as other begin a chant of "RE-FUND! RE-FUND!" The clip of Benoit waving goodbye plays on loop again for 15 minutes. Without much time in the broadcast left, the MITB match finally begins, none of the wrestlers, save a returning X-Pac, are given an entrance. Mark Henry proceeds to win the match somehow via roll-up, match structure be damned. He grabs a mic... Henry: "I'M CASHIN' THIS BABY IN...... (2 minutes pause in an attempt to build tension)..... TONIGHT!" Crowd: *silence* Henry: "AND I'M CHALLENGING THE DIVA'S CHAMPION TO A LOSER LEAVES RAW MATCH!" Good Ol' JR, visibly upset, begins trying to explain how someone from ECW can challenge a female wrestler from SmackDown to such a match. He fails, miserably, and quits on the spot. As he storms out, he repeatedly stops to spit on the floor and slap fans. Another half hour of Benoit waving goodbye. The camera cuts back to the ring, where Duggan is leaning against the turnbuckle, freebasing cocaine as he waits for his challenge to be answered. Suddenly, Bret Harts music hits, and though it is being played at an obnoxiously loud volume, enough so that those in the audience are in intense pain, they cheer. As he makes his way down to the ring, he slips on some of JR's spit, falls, and breaks his neck, dying instantly. Shawn Michaels comes out and puts Hart's corpse in a botched sharpshooter, as Vincent Kennedy McMahon (clad in hula skirt and coconut bra) runs down and makes an unnessecary quick-count. As the telecast ends and fades out, the crowd can be heard vomiting in unison. WRESTLEMANIA!!! LOL! Book it WWE! ;D
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Mar 4, 2009 23:26:13 GMT -5
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ECW Title: Jack Swagger vs. Rey Mysterio. Rey wins the title after Evan Bourne runs out (making his return) and hits a botched SSP on Swagger. After the match, JBL comes out, and Rey takes off his mask, declaring that he's selling JBL the ECW title and all rights to Rey Mysterio's name and merchandise. JBL puts on the mask and says that he will hereafter be known as Rey Mysterio III. Bourne lies on the ring apron writhing in agony throughout this entire promo. Vignettes play throughout the rest of the night showing Rey (jr.) and Steve Austin getting drunk in a bar while watching Wrestlemania on TV.
Money in the Bank: Punk vs. Kane vs. Henry vs. MVP vs. Shelton vs. Finlay vs. Sim Snuka vs. Hacksaw Jim Duggan. About five minutes in, the briefcase gets knocked over and falls into Sim Snuka's arms. He immediately drops it, and the match is halted while the refs painstakingly hang the briefcase back up. The match comes down to Mark Henry and Finlay brawling, when Hornswaggle piggybacks on Henry's shoulders to grab the briefcase. Finlay and Hornswaggle celebrate, then Hornswaggle hits him with the shillelagh and gives the briefcase to Mark Henry. Henry wins.
Maria vs. Tiffany: Guest commentary provided by Maryse and Melina. Match goes to a 30-minute time limit draw.
Chris Jericho vs. Jerry Lawler: Jericho insults Mickey Rourke before the match, and Rourke announces that Lawler will be accompanied to the ring by his Wrestler co-star, Marisa Tomei. A minute later, Lawler comes out alone, with a visible black eye. The commentators say nothing about this. Lawler pins Jericho cleanly in 5 minutes.
Jeff Hardy vs. Matt Hardy: Matt declares before the match that there will be a special ringside enforcer of his own choosing, arriving later. About 15 minutes in, Kane's first theme song starts playing, and Jeff Hardy's dog comes down the aisle, complete with pyro effects. Jim Ross goes apeshit on commentary about how everyone thought Jeff's dog died in the fire. Jeff is estatic, but then the dog turns heel by biting him, allowing Matt to get the pin. Jeff's ex-dog and Matt leave together, while Jeff cries in the middle of the ring.
WWE Title: Triple H vs. Randy Orton. Triple H's theme music plays for about five minutes before he walks out in street clothes, looking bored and irritated. He lies down in the middle of the ring and Orton pins him. New champion.
Undertaker vs. Shawn Michaels: 'Taker comes out in street clothes and does a worked shoot about how stupid the deadman gimmick is, and how he hates Vince McMahon for saddling him with it. Vince comes out (no mention is made of his punting back in January) and tells him to suck it up. Then Taker and Shawn work an MMA-like match while the commentators declare that this isn't in the script. HBK puts 'Taker in the sharpshooter and Vince yells for the bell. Michaels wins.
WHC: Edge vs. Big Show. Edge hits a spear on Big Show less than a minute in, then spends ten minutes holding Big Show in a headlock, while unsuccessfully trying to revive him. Big Show can be heard snoring anytime a cameraman gets too close. Cena runs in and Vickie declares the match a triple threat. In a shocking swerve, Cena beats up Edge with a chair and drags the unconscious Big Show over him. Cena and Vickie make out while standing over Edge, and the still passed out Big Show is declared the new champion.
WWE Title: Randy Orton vs. Mark Henry. Back and forth action for 20 minutes before Hornswaggle hits Orton with a tadpole splash, letting Henry pick up the win. Real American starts playing, and Hulk Hogan runs to the ring and starts fighting off Henry and Hornswaggle. After leg-dropping Hornswaggle, Hulk pins him and the ref counts to three, even though there's technically no actual match going on. Hulk is given the WWE belt and poses as Wrestlemania XXV goes off the air.
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randomranter
Dennis Stamp
When you grow up....... YOU'RE GONNA BE WROOOOOONG!!!!
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Post by randomranter on Mar 4, 2009 23:55:41 GMT -5
Why not just use what we already have?
The opening match is a triple threat match. Maryse vs. Beth Phoenix vs. Melina. If Maryse or Melina are pinned, they lose their title. Standard botchfest women's match with Beth dominating. Maryse hits the DDT on Beth on the outside, knocking her out. She goes back into the ring and does the same to Melina. As she goes for the pin, Rosa interferes and drags Melina outside. Beth staggers into the ring and pins Melina. But wait.....It's not really Beth! It's Santino in a makeshift blonde wig! Santino and Rosa run to the back, with a now bald Beth Phoenix hunting him down.
Winner, and new Women's Champion -- Santino Marella!
The next match is the MITB match. CM Punk is on his way down to the ring, but is laid out cold by Mark Henry halfway down. Vickie comes out and announces a substitute in his place -- Hornswoggle. He comes out and takes his usual place under the ring. Match progresses as normal. Most of the ladders are broken in the usual way -- power moves, flippy spots, HOLY S*** moments, etc. As Finlay tries to climb the ladder and retrieve the briefcase, Mark Henry yanks him down. He's taken out by a revived CM Punk. Hornswoggle comes out, climbs the ladder, and tries to retrieve the briefcase. Punk uses the ladder to finish off Mark Henry. With no available ladders and Hornswoggle refusing to let go, the match ends in a no contest with Hornswoggle dangling like a christmas decoration.
The next match is Jericho vs. Legend. The Legend chosen to go against Jericho is none other than.......Nikolai Volkoff. He takes about 74 years to get down to the ring, and Jericho beats the tar out of him. Vladmir Koslov comes in and interferes, giving Volkoff the win, and forming the New Bolshevicks!
The next match is Carlito/Primo vs. Miz/Morrison to unify the tag team titles. Match continues as normal. Cryme Time comes down with a mystery box. Similar to the stunt they pulled with Lita's retirement, they threaten to auction off a box of "unmentionables" unless inserted into the match. Vickie's panties are revealed when she doesn't answer. To prevent any further embarassment, she comes out and caves to their demands. As the match continues, she comes down to ringside and looks like she's going to screw Cryme Time out of the tag titles. Instead, she takes the mystery box, rams it in the Miz's head, and Cryme Time are now the unified tag team champions. The rest of the box's contents are revealed -- which includes next month's issue of Playboy -- with Vickie on the cover! Vickie announces her allegiance with Cryme Time, saying they can please her in ways not even Eddie could! And we'll have our one and only chance to get a glimpse of Cryme Time's reward, as she's the centerfold for next month's Playboy Magazine!
Winners, and new unified tag team champs -- Cryme Time.
HBK and Taker are up next. As the match reaches its climax, the New Bolshevicks come out and beat down both HBK and Taker. This breaks both HBK's perfect streak against Taker, and also ruins Taker's undefeated streak, as he's now 16-0-1.
Edge/Show are up next. Edge is found laid out by Cryme Time. Vickie is standing over Edge, saying that if he can't get into the ring by the count of 10, the belt will be awarded to the Big Show by way of forefit. Edge does not answer the 10 count, and the match never takes place.
Winner by forefit, and new WWE champion -- the Big Show.
Orton/HHH are up next. Standard match with all the usual interference -- Stephanie, Legacy, the Sledgehammer, etc. Just as HHH is about to make the pin on a laid-out Orton, Hornswoggle and the Briefcase fall from the ceiling.
Winner of MITB -- Hornswoggle.
Hornswoggle lands on HHH, knocking him out. Hornswoggle cashes in his MITB on the spot. He pins an unconscious HHH.
Winner, and new World Heavyweight Champion -- Hornswoggle!
HHH chases Hornswoggle up the ramp with the sledgehammer. Finlay comes out, stops HHH, grabs Sledgie and..........whacks Hornswoggle with it!
WM25 ends with Finlay and Sledgie standing over the Hornswoggle, pointing to a Backlash graphic that appears up on the titantron.
End Show.
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Space City's Own
Don Corleone
I am literally the greatest person to ever live.
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Post by Space City's Own on Mar 4, 2009 23:58:11 GMT -5
pointing to a Backlash graphic that appears up on the titantron. End Show. LMFAO!
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Post by Jay-Jay on Mar 5, 2009 0:02:42 GMT -5
Why not just use what we already have? The opening match is a triple threat match. Maryse vs. Beth Phoenix vs. Melina. If Maryse or Melina are pinned, they lose their title. Standard botchfest women's match with Beth dominating. Maryse hits the DDT on Beth on the outside, knocking her out. She goes back into the ring and does the same to Melina. As she goes for the pin, Rosa interferes and drags Melina outside. Beth staggers into the ring and pins Melina. But wait.....It's not really Beth! It's Santino in a makeshift blonde wig! Santino and Rosa run to the back, with a now bald Beth Phoenix hunting him down. Winner, and new Women's Champion -- Santino Marella! The next match is the MITB match. CM Punk is on his way down to the ring, but is laid out cold by Mark Henry halfway down. Vickie comes out and announces a substitute in his place -- Hornswoggle. He comes out and takes his usual place under the ring. Match progresses as normal. Most of the ladders are broken in the usual way -- power moves, flippy spots, HOLY S*** moments, etc. As Finlay tries to climb the ladder and retrieve the briefcase, Mark Henry yanks him down. He's taken out by a revived CM Punk. Hornswoggle comes out, climbs the ladder, and tries to retrieve the briefcase. Punk uses the ladder to finish off Mark Henry. With no available ladders and Hornswoggle refusing to let go, the match ends in a no contest with Hornswoggle dangling like a christmas decoration. The next match is Jericho vs. Legend. The Legend chosen to go against Jericho is none other than.......Nikolai Volkoff. He takes about 74 years to get down to the ring, and Jericho beats the tar out of him. Vladmir Koslov comes in and interferes, giving Volkoff the win, and forming the New Bolshevicks! The next match is Carlito/Primo vs. Miz/Morrison to unify the tag team titles. Match continues as normal. Cryme Time comes down with a mystery box. Similar to the stunt they pulled with Lita's retirement, they threaten to auction off a box of "unmentionables" unless inserted into the match. Vickie's panties are revealed when she doesn't answer. To prevent any further embarassment, she comes out and caves to their demands. As the match continues, she comes down to ringside and looks like she's going to screw Cryme Time out of the tag titles. Instead, she takes the mystery box, rams it in the Miz's head, and Cryme Time are now the unified tag team champions. The rest of the box's contents are revealed -- which includes next month's issue of Playboy -- with Vickie on the cover! Vickie announces her allegiance with Cryme Time, saying they can please her in ways not even Eddie could! And we'll have our one and only chance to get a glimpse of Cryme Time's reward, as she's the centerfold for next month's Playboy Magazine! Winners, and new unified tag team champs -- Cryme Time. HBK and Taker are up next. As the match reaches its climax, the New Bolshevicks come out and beat down both HBK and Taker. This breaks both HBK's perfect streak against Taker, and also ruins Taker's undefeated streak, as he's now 16-0-1. Edge/Show are up next. Edge is found laid out by Cryme Time. Vickie is standing over Edge, saying that if he can't get into the ring by the count of 10, the belt will be awarded to the Big Show by way of forefit. Edge does not answer the 10 count, and the match never takes place. Winner by forefit, and new WWE champion -- the Big Show. Orton/HHH are up next. Standard match with all the usual interference -- Stephanie, Legacy, the Sledgehammer, etc. Just as HHH is about to make the pin on a laid-out Orton, Hornswoggle and the Briefcase fall from the ceiling. Winner of MITB -- Hornswoggle. Hornswoggle lands on HHH, knocking him out. Hornswoggle cashes in his MITB on the spot. He pins an unconscious HHH. Winner, and new World Heavyweight Champion -- Hornswoggle! HHH chases Hornswoggle up the ramp with the sledgehammer. Finlay comes out, stops HHH, grabs Sledgie and..........whacks Hornswoggle with it! WM25 ends with Finlay and Sledgie standing over the Hornswoggle, pointing to a Backlash graphic that appears up on the titantron. End Show. The fact that Hornswoggle is hanging up on the hook for almost the whole show and makes us forget about him, then falls on Triple H in the main event just made me LMAO!, seriously I cried when I read that
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Post by bob on Mar 5, 2009 0:05:25 GMT -5
evening gown match: Vickie Guerrero vs Linda McMahon
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Post by casualobserver on Mar 5, 2009 0:09:41 GMT -5
Vince: "To make WrestleMania bigger, every match should be a cage match...with 6 sides!" WWE Lackey: "But our rings only have fo..." Vince: "I SAID DO IT!!"
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