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Post by The Peoples Elbow on Mar 4, 2009 16:03:27 GMT -5
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to destroy WM25, making the anniversary show the worst card in the history of the sport. Ready, go!  |
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Post by lemonyellowson on Mar 4, 2009 16:05:59 GMT -5
hornswaggle vs the great khali in a 3 hour iron man match
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Mar 4, 2009 16:08:52 GMT -5
As opposed to beating the hell out of each other, HHH and Randy Orton will put aside they're past, bro hug, and skip to the back of the arena singing "Barbie Girl".
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Post by MAGGLE on Mar 4, 2009 16:11:49 GMT -5
HHH vs Randy Orton
Edge vs Big Show vs John Cena
MITB match:
Kane vs CM Punk vs Mark Henry vs Khali
....what do you mean this is already the card?
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Post by lemonyellowson on Mar 4, 2009 16:12:50 GMT -5
aww dude....spoilers
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Marvelously Mediocre
Fry's dog Seymour
Beggin' for a little SWAGGAH!
Haha. What a story Mark.
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Post by Marvelously Mediocre on Mar 4, 2009 16:13:17 GMT -5
HHH vs Randy Orton Edge vs Big Show vs John Cena MITB match: Kane vs CM Punk vs Mark Henry vs Khali ....what do you mean this is already the card? hilarious. |
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Mar 4, 2009 16:14:17 GMT -5
1. WWE DIVAS TITLE EVENING GOWN MATCH (EVENING GOWN RULES ONLY APPLY TO VICKIE) - Maryse (c) vs Vickie Guerrero
2. Matt Hardy vs Jeff Hardy - HALF HOUR VERBAL DEBATE
3. MITB: Great Khali vs Big Show vs Hornswoggle vs Michael Cole vs Howard Finkel vs The Easter Bunny vs Santa Claus vs The Repo Man
4. WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH: Edge (c) vs Ryan Braddock w/one hand tied behind his back
5. LEGENDS LUMBERJACK MATCH: Chris Jericho vs "Iron" Mike Sharpe.
Lumberjacks include: Outback Jack, Man Mountain Rock, Beaver Cleavage, Roadblock, Reno Riggins, Bastion Booger, Paul Ellering w/Rocco, Miguel Perez, The Sultan, Barry Horowitz, Sylvester Terkay, The Ding Dongs, The Gymini and Bilvis Wesley
6. WOMEN'S TITLE MUD WRESTLING MATCH: Melina (c) vs Mae Young vs Todd Grisham in drag
7. TAG TEAM TITLE UNIFICATION SAN FRANCISCO 69ERS MATCH: Miz/Morrison vs Carlito/Primo
In one box is Brie Bella, in one box is a block of brie cheese, in one box is a framed portrait of Sgt Slaughter, and the final box contains one WWE Tag Team Title, one World Tag Team Title, the European Title and the ECW FTW Title.
8. WWE TITLE MATCH: Linda McMahon (filling in for HHH) (c) vs 'Cowboy' Bob Orton (filling in for Randy)
Commentators: Mark Madden & Rob Bartlett
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Post by Woooooolhouse! on Mar 4, 2009 16:15:45 GMT -5
Vince McMahon comes out, still suffering the effects of the kick. He soils himself, says, "F IT!" And orders all of the matches to happen at the same time, in the ring. Show is 45 minutes long, and in the confusion Stephanie McMahon ends up with every title belt in the company.
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Post by The Genesis of KoOS on Mar 4, 2009 16:15:53 GMT -5
Money in the Bank Ladder Match:
Giant Gonzalez vs. The Great Khali vs. 1996 era Yokozuna vs. Big Daddy V vs. Loch Ness vs. Haystacks Calhoun vs. Bastion Booger vs. Headhunter I
Second/Third Generation Three-Way dance
Priceless vs. Erik Watts/David Sammartino vs. Sim Snuka/Manu
Bottomless Pit Match:
The Boogeyman vs. Damien Damento
Basketballs Don't Hold Grudges:
Batista vs. Dennis Rodman & Karl Malone
Miscarriage of Justice:
Miss Hancock vs. Lita w/ special guest ref. Snitsky
The First Ever Dance-Off Invitational:
DJ Gabriel vs. Alex Wright vs. Disco Inferno vs. Scotty 2 Hotty vs. Grandmaster Sexay vs. Rikishi
Streak vs. Streak:
The Undertaker vs. Naked Mideon
Which one is the woman match?
Harvina vs. Chyna vs. Nicole Bass vs. Ashley Massaro
World Heavyweight Title:
David Arquette vs. K-Fed
WWE Title:
A 60 man reverse Battle Royal
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Magician under the moonlight
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Always Beaten To The Punchline. Always.
A magician and a thief. That's Badass
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Post by Magician under the moonlight on Mar 4, 2009 16:22:29 GMT -5
All of wrestlemania will be Hulk Hogan vs the entire Raw/Smackdown/ECW/FCW roster in a gaunlet match. Hogan pins each person one by one with a leg drop in 3 seconds.
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Post by blef on Mar 4, 2009 16:49:57 GMT -5
Kane and Mark Henry come out for the first match - MITB - and immediately begin making sweet love to each other in the middle of the ring.
CM Punk, horrified at what he sees as he's coming out next, commits suicide on the ramp.
The PPV feed cuts out just as Vince McMahon starts running to the ring, naked and with a very large dildo in his hands.
/WWE
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Post by Woooooolhouse! on Mar 4, 2009 16:52:38 GMT -5
A still-inebriated Stone Cold (from the HoF the night before) begins and ends every match by Stunning everyone involved. And in the middle he throws beer cans at the participants. He also wins MiTB and turns the suitcase in to the beer man, whom he then stuns.
At the end, he jobs to Hogan.
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Post by Jay-Jay on Mar 4, 2009 16:54:42 GMT -5
Vince McMahon orders the Undertaker to compete on every match on the card until he loses.
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Post by blef on Mar 4, 2009 16:56:27 GMT -5
A still-inebriated Stone Cold (from the HoF the night before) begins and ends every match by Stunning everyone involved. And in the middle he throws beer cans at the participants. He also wins MiTB and turns the suitcase in to the beer man, whom he then stuns. At the end, he jobs to Hogan. ......if you can guarantee this happens, I will buy this PPV. |
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Post by The Great El' PANDA King on Mar 4, 2009 17:01:53 GMT -5
A still-inebriated Stone Cold (from the HoF the night before) begins and ends every match by Stunning everyone involved. And in the middle he throws beer cans at the participants. He also wins MiTB and turns the suitcase in to the beer man, whom he then stuns. At the end, he jobs to Hogan. That would actually be really, really awesome besides the whole Hogan part. |
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Post by Hiroshi Hase on Mar 4, 2009 17:06:10 GMT -5
A still-inebriated Stone Cold (from the HoF the night before) begins and ends every match by Stunning everyone involved. And in the middle he throws beer cans at the participants. He also wins MiTB and turns the suitcase in to the beer man, whom he then stuns. At the end, he jobs to Hogan. ......if you can guarantee this happens, I will buy this PPV. I'd buy this in a heartbeat if that happened, and most of the other posts as well as I love watching trainwrecks. |
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Post by Bauertainments on Mar 4, 2009 17:06:18 GMT -5
Tonight's commentators: Mike Adamle, Michael Cole, Todd Pettengill.
National Anthem sung by: William Hung
Matt Hardy v. Mark Henry again
Detroit Lion Match: Christian vs. Jack Swagger 9there are four boxes in each corner of the ring... but all of the boxes are empty, so nobody wins)
Cody Rhodes comes out and cuts a ten-minute promo.
Money in the bank: Kane vs. Mark Henry (not a mistake) vs. Great Khali vs. the returning Snitzky vs. the returning Big Daddy V. vs. Vladimir Koslov vs. Big Show vs. CM Punk Mike Knox (Knox attacks Punk to get in)
Jericho vs. THE Legend of WrestleMania:
Chris Jericho vs. Hulk Hogan Steve Austin Ric Flair Michael P.S. Hayes
(Only people who are video gamers will get that one)
Special musical guest: Rick Astley!
Monster Truck challenge:
Jamie Noble vs. Festus... Jamie actually wins... than Knox comes in and brakes his neck.
Botox on a pole/Scary Canadian PSA match:
Shawn Michaels vs. Any Winehouse
The loser must have a pot of boiling hot cooking oil poured on them.
(special guest referees Kenny Rogers and Marc Mero,
Special guest commentator: Joan Rivers.
Special Guest Boiling Cooking Oil dumper: Jason Voorhees.)
Double Dare Obstacle Course match: Jeff Hardy and Melina vs. Rey Mysterio and Mickie James.
First team to make it past the obstacle course wins. Obstacles include swimming past Ric Flair's river of post-retirement tears, avoiding Randy Orton's Punt-O-Matic, digging the flag out of Triple H's Nose, Finding the flag in Mae Young's underwear drawer, brushing Swagger's big horse teeth with a giant brush and others. (Guest commentators: Marc Summers and Harvey)
Nick Hogan Death Match Crashed, Mangled And Left With A Hole In Your Skull Match: JBL vs. Funaki vs. Mr. Kennedy.
Whoever is eliminated first has to ride shotgun with Nick Hogan.
Grudge Match: Batista vs. a Basketball
Chase match: Triple H vs. Randy Orton.
Orton must run away. If Hunter catches him, Orton Loses.
The Untertaker vs. Shane and Stephanie McMahon... Taker loses.
Main Event:
David Arquette vs. Kevin Federline vs. Dennis Rodman.
Special Guest commentator: Ryan Seacrest.
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Magician under the moonlight
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Always Beaten To The Punchline. Always.
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Post by Magician under the moonlight on Mar 4, 2009 17:23:04 GMT -5
Tonight's commentators: Mike Adamle, Michael Cole, Todd Pettengill. Money in the bank: Kane vs. Mark Henry (not a mistake) vs. Great Khali vs. the returning Snitzky vs. the returning Big Daddy V. vs. Vladimir Koslov vs. Big Show vs. CM Punk Mike Knox (Knox attacks Punk to get in) Jericho vs. THE Legend of WrestleMania: Chris Jericho vs. Hulk Hogan Steve Austin Ric Flair Michael P.S. Hayes (Only people who are video gamers will get that one) Double Dare Obstacle Course match: Jeff Hardy and Melina vs. Rey Mysterio and Mickie James. First team to make it past the obstacle course wins. Obstacles include swimming past Ric Flair's river of post-retirement tears, avoiding Randy Orton's Punt-O-Matic, digging the flag out of Triple H's Nose, Finding the flag in Mae Young's underwear drawer, brushing Swagger's big horse teeth with a giant brush and others. (Guest commentators: Marc Summers and Harvey) Grudge Match: Batista vs. a Basketball Chase match: Triple H vs. Randy Orton. Orton must run away. If Hunter catches him, Orton Loses. Main Event:David Arquette vs. Kevin Federline vs. Dennis Rodman. Special Guest commentator: Ryan Seacrest. This makes the event worth it. |
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Post by VengeanceGOD on Mar 4, 2009 17:26:51 GMT -5
Hand the reigns over to Russo.
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Post by chavoclassic on Mar 4, 2009 18:04:15 GMT -5
I'll make a realistically bad card:
Edge VS Show
HHH and Stephanie VS Legacy
Jercho and Knox VS Jerry Lawler and Ric Flair
MITB: Henry VS Kane VS JBL VS Koslov VS Kahil VS Umaga VS Horny VS Sim Snuka
Jeff Hardy VS Ezekiel Jackson w/ Matt Hardy
Shleton VS Tyson Kidd
Christian VS Ricky Ortiz
McCool VS Jillian
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