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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on May 18, 2009 14:25:38 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2009 14:26:45 GMT -5
I request that my theme music be finally changed to "Blow Me Away" by Breaking Benjamin. I've already made note of that for your entrance this week. And Headbanger Man, your change has also been noted.
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2009 17:59:19 GMT -5
Monday NiteRaw May 18th, 2009
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Monday NiteRaw! I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss, alongside the esteemed Jesse King!
Thank you Gorilla. Tonight is the last stop on the road to Survivor Team Challenge Series! And what a show it’s going to be! Aaron Enigma takes on Seth Drakin for the Championship of Honor!
Can Aaron step up and capture his first championship tonight? We will see!
grbjazzman V. M.O.P. and Cthulhu
Mike Muffer: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to our opening contest here tonight on Monday Nite-Raw. It is set for 1 fall and is the second leg of the 3 R's Challenge
*'Sing, Sang, Sung' is heard throughout the arena as grbjazzman makes his way to the arena with KGX in tow*
Introducing first, from Upstate New York and being accompanied to the ring by KGX... GRBJAZZMAN!
*KGX grabs the mic from Muffer to a mixed reaction*
Round two, Jazzman. Tonight's handicap match will be quite a spectacle. But, let's make it a little more interesting. This match will be fought under No DQ rules. Hope you do well Jazz... WHAT THE HELL!!!
As KGX finished his talk with Jazzman, a hooded fan rushes the ring and begins putting a beatdown on Jazzman.
Jesse: What is going on here Gorilla??
The fan is nearly corralled by security, but KGX chases them off. KGX then gets in the hooded man's face and starts shouting at him. The two exchange words before KGX breaks into a big smile and hugs the masked fan.
KGX: Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my new tag team partner... Sweet & Sour!
*S&S takes off the hood to reveal himself to the fans*
KGX: Don't you see Jazzman? Last week I saw weakness in you. I knew you didn't have what it took. So I went out and acquired a plan B. Sweet and Sour knows what it takes and I know that together we'll get to the top of this tag team scene. As far you and your challenge let's get Cthulhu and M.O.P. out here and a referee. Ring the bell you monkey!
Cthulhu, M.O.P. and the ref sprint down to the ring. M.O.P. nails Jazzman with the Turnpike Driver and Cthulhu covers him for the easy three count.
Muffer: Ladies and Gentlemen, your winners the team of Cthulhu and M.O.P!!!
While Cthulhu and M.O.P. celebrate on the ramp like they've won the world title, KGX picks up Jazzman and hits him with an Emerald Flowsion. "Your team v. my team at Survivor Team Challenge... see you there"
Well, KGX and Sweet & Sour forming a new tag team here. It’ll be interesting to see how they fare, especially next week at Survivor Team Challenge Series.
Up next, Above Average V. Starshine!
Above Average V. Starshine
Michael Muffer - The following contest is set for one fall and has a 15 minute time limit.
*Supermassive Black Hole plays as Starshine makes his entrance*
Michael Muffer - Representing The Corporation and weighing in tonight at 220 pounds. He hails from Sydney, Australia. He is the Technical Professional, Starshine.
*Starshine enters the ring and looks at Muffer who lowers his head, gives the him the mic and leaves the ring.*
Starshine - Last week I made a challenge to our illustrious InterForum Champion. I challenged him to put a title shot for The Corporation on the line if I were to beat him tonight. Unfortunately he has yet to respond. So from my perspective I take it that he fears The Corporation. In fact I'd say the entire Story fears The Corporation. We represent everything that reflects success in this business. Those things being power, money, position, and talent. We are the most gifted group of individuals in wrestling history. We hold gold to our name. We stink of success, and every morning we piss excellence. The Story fear us, they know they're outmatched in every single way. So after Double A refused a response, I visited my friend The Sam who unfortunately has pressing matters at this time and isn't at my side tonight. *Crowd cheers* I told him about the situation and he approved of my challenge and granted my wish. It doesn't matter if you don't like it Double A, you just have to deal with it. If I win tonight one of us gets a shot at your belt. Now Michael Muffer, finish your job and for once show some passion.
*Poison starts playing on the PA as InterForum Champion, Above Average makes his way out to the crowds approval.*
Michael Muffer - Representing The Story, he hails from Belfast and weighs in tonight at 260 pounds. He is the WWCF InterForum Champion, Double A, Above Average.
*Double A and Starshine enter their respective corners*
*The bell rings*
Both meet up in the center of the ring, talking trash to one another. Starshine slaps Double A who takes a few steps back, clutching his cheek. Starshine walks back to his corner and climbs up taunting the crowd. He backs up and turns right into a Superkick. Above Average goes for the pin. 1 2 3
Michael Muffer - The winner of this match, Above Average.
*Above Average stands over Starshine and holds up his title before making his way to the back. Starshine is still layed out in the ring as we go to a commercial break.*
Jonathan Michaels walks out of The Sam's office and bumps into Evil Masked wordlifeecw.
So, what was that?
The same as last week, Sam's just threatened to fire me if I don't "do the right thing" in our match tonight.
What exactly is that?
At this point, I just don't know.
Jonathan walks away.
I'm going to have to do something about this.
Evil Masked wordlifeecw, The General of the Monkey, and Jonathan Michaels V. “Evil La Parka”, The Headbanger Man, and TTS
Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a Six Man Hardcore Tag Team Match!
*W.A.S.P.-Wild Child* Making his way to the ring first, from Kent, England, weighing in at 263 pounds, The Headbanger Man! *La Parka’s WCW theme* His partners, first. From Mexico City, Mexico, weighing in at 225 pounds, “Evil La Parka”! *Johnny Cash-God’s Gonna Cut You Down* And their partner, from Davie, Florida, and weighing in at 290 pounds. He represents the Corporation, and he is the Confederate Montego Bay Alcoholismweight Champion. He is The Jamaican Redneck… T! T! S!!!! *Opening riff of Kane’s original theme, followed by Thunderstruck* And their opponents. First, from Parts Unknown, Massachusetts, weighing in at 320 pounds. Representing The Story, he is the WWCF Hardcore Champion, Evil Masked wordlifeecw! *King Kong 2004* And his partners. First, from Lansing, Michigan, weighing in at 225 pounds, The General of the Monkey Army! *Original Prankster* And their partner. From Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 240 pounds, Jonathan Michaels!
All six men are in at the same time for this one, Jess!
Michaels and La Parka begin brawling at the bell, while The General pairs off with TTS, and EMW with Headbanger Man. TTS get’s the better of the General, and dispatches him to the outside. Michaels does the same to La Parka, and then turns his attention to TTS. TTS takes a swing at Michaels, who ducks the blow, and responds with a clothesline. EMW and Headbanger Man go at it in the middle of the ring, where Headbanger Man belly-to-belly suplexes wordlifeecw. Michaels tackles Headbanger Man, while The General and La Parka slug it out on the floor. EMW sits up and steps out onto the ring apron. He prepares to climb to the top rope, but TTS catches him from out of nowhere with a leg lariat, knocking the Evil Masked Champion off the apron, and into the crowd control barrier. TTS then dives over the top rope, with a cross body onto wordlifeecw. TTS’s momentum takes them both OVER the guardrail and into the crowd.
The crowd getting a close up look at this one, Gorilla!
TTS stands up first, kick’s the Evil One in the ribs, and let’s out a hearty,
YA MON!
Back in the ring, Headbanger Man has Jonathan Michaels perched on the top turnbuckle. As he goes up top, a chair comes flying out of nowhere and hit’s him in the back of the head!
Where the hell did that come from?!
Headbanger Man rubs his head, and looks towards the ringside area, where TTS is standing with a sheepish grin on his face.
YA, SORRY ‘BOUT DAT MON!
Headbanger Man just shakes his head, and turns back towards the corner, but doesn’t see Jonathan Michaels. He looks around, and sees Jonathan digging under the ring. Headbanger Man reaches out to grab him, only to be met by the TACK CHAIR! Michaels uses the tack chair on Headbanger Man a few times, then turns to acknowledge the crowd. As he turns, however, La Parka dropkick’s the chair back in Jonathan’s face!
For those of you who are wondering, no. That is NOT an approved form of acupuncture.
La Parka covers Jonathan. 1 2 The General breaks up the pin. He picks up La Parka and monkey flips him to the outside, but then turns right into a cowbell shot, courtesy of TTS. TTS makes the cover. 1 2 Evil Masked wordlifeecw breaks up the pin. EMW choke slams TTS on top of the tack chair and makes the cover. 1 2 Headbanger breaks up the pin by breaking a beer bottle over EMW’s head. Cover. 1 2 Headbanger Man rolls off of EMW, and Jonathan Michaels comes crashing down on top of his partner with a moonsault. Headbanger Man hit’s the Impaler DDT on Michaels, then covers EMW. 1 2 3
Here are your winners, the team of “Evil La Parka”, TTS, and The Headbanger Man!
The Headbanger Man grabs the Hardcore Title belt from ringside, and holds it up high, while standing over wordlifeecw. He then drops the belt on top of the champion and exits, as several officials and medical attendants run out to tend to the rest of the competitors in the match.
Headbanger Man sending a strong message to the Hardcore Champion!
wordlifeecw’s title reign may be on borrowed time, Gorilla!
Up next, King Motor-Colt takes on Square!
King Motor-Colt V. Square
The following contest is set for one fall, with a 15 minute time limit. *I Don’t Care-Fall Out Boy* Introducing first, from Preston, England, weighing in at 210 pounds. Representing WWCF Corporate, he is one half of the Non-American Heroes, Square! *It’s Hard To Speak Without A Tongue* And his opponent, from The Daily Story, Adelaide, Australia. Weighing in at 247 pounds. He represents the Story, King Motor-Colt!
Colt and Square lock up, and Square applies a hammerlock. Colt reverses it, and locks on a side headlock. Square pushes Colt off into the ropes, and Colt rebounds with a shoulder block. He follows up with an elbow drop, and covers Square for 1. Colt locks on another headlock, but Square rolls Colt over for a 1-count of his own. Colt and Square nip up at the same time, and immediately tie up. Colt executes an arm drag, but Square pops up and hit’s a running clothesline, knocking Colt off his feet. Square quickly climbs to the top rope, and as Colt get’s to his feet, Square hit’s a cross body block on him, and holds him down for a 2-count. Square pulls Colt up and hit’s an overhead belly-to-belly suplex and covers Colt again. 1 2 Kickout. Square stops Colt a couple of times, and then yanks him up by the hair. As he goes for a fisherman suplex. Colt blocks it and rolls Square in a small package. 1 2 Kickout. Square angrily kick’s Colt in the face, and leg drops him. Cover. 1 2 KICKOUT!
Colt kick’s out. WITH AUTHORITY!
Colt is on his feet, and Square can’t believe it! Square goes for a lariat, but Colt blocks it and hit’s a jawbreaker. With Square groggy, Colt runs the ropes and hit’s a million dollar knee lift. Square get’s to his feet, but Colt catches him with a running neck breaker. Colt then climbs to the top rope, and as Square get’s up, Colt connects with a flying forearm. Colt then lock’s on the Final Thought. Square taps.
Here is your winner, King Motor-Colt!
*Aaron Enigma is shown backstage*
Tonight I will be competing in my first title match. Just a few short months ago I was nothing but a rookie. The Story took me in and has helped me focus myself and now I get the chance to show them the fruits of my labor.
Seth, you have disrespected me at every chance, calling me dishonorable, a joke, saying I will never be as good as you. Tonight you are going to experience just how honorable I am, just how serious I am, and I will show you that I am the better man.
Tonight is the Head Detective's night to shine and if you don't agree with that, learn to Know Your Enemy.
Championship of Honor: Aaron Enigma V. Seth Drakin [c]
The following contest is the Championship of Honor match! “Elementary, my dear Watson!” *Know Your Enemy* Introducing first, the challenger. From Concord, New Hampshire, but currently residing in Chicago, Illinois, he weighs in at 256 pounds. Representing the Story, Aaron Enigma! *Blow Me Away* And his opponent. From Stafford, Virginia, weighing in at 256 pounds. He is the Champion of Honor, Seth Drakin!
Seth starts the match by pointing up to the ceiling, gesturing the higher power. Aaron doesn't get intimidated by it and charges at Seth as they lock up. Seth gets Aaron in a headlock but Aaron lifts him for a back suplex. Seth flips through it and quickly chop blocks Aaron. Falling to his knees, Aaron grabs his leg in obvious pain, as Seth quickly delivers a drop kick to his back. Aaron falls to the mat and Seth goes for the pin.
1..Aaron quickly kicks out.
Seth picks Aaron up and sets him up for a vertical suplex but Aaron counters it and delivers one of his own. He picks up Seth and throws him into the corner. He charges for a spear but Seth moves out of the way and Aaron's shoulder hits the ring post. Seth quickly follows up with a jumping armbreaker into a keylock. Aaron desperately tries to escape and makes it to his legs. He elbows Seth in the stomach but Seth counters with a knee to the midsection and throws Aaron into the ropes. He sets up a back body drop but Aaron kicks him in the chest, stunning Seth. He bounces of the ropes once more and hits a running STO on Seth. Aaron goes for the pin.
1...2.Seth kicks out.
Aaron tries to lock in the Gorilla Clutch but Seth kicks Aaron off him. He gets to his feet and charges at Aaron but Aaron picks him up drops him with a quick slam. He picks up Seth and goes for the Brilliant Deduction but Seth counters and attempts to hit the Tale's End. Aaron manages to counter it into a reverse STO and locks in Extreme Interrogation in the middle of the ring. Seth writhes in pain as Aaron puts as much pressure as he can into the move. Seth manages to use his momentum to flip through the hold but he is badly hurt. Aaron picks him up and throws him into the corner. A visible expression of fear evident on Seth's face when suddenly M.O.P.'s music hits.
M.O.P comes down to the ring and looks like he is going to hit Aaron. However, he switches and hits Seth, punching him to the ground. Aaron is shocked as M.O.P. exits the ring. He waves to Aaron with a cocky smirk as the referee calls for the bell. Aaron suddenly realizes that M.O.P. hitting Seth disqualifies him and the match is decided. Aaron drops to his knees, his title shot taken from him.
Ladies and gentlemen, Aaron Enigma has been disqualified for breaking the Code of Honor. The winner of the match, and STILL Champion of Honor, Seth Drakin!
Aaron sulks for a minute but then a big smile comes onto his face, realizing he was just outplayed. He grabs a mic and says:
M.O.P. I will give you tonight. You got the best of me, messing up my first title match. I should warn you though, don't mess with fire, you'll get burned.
Aaron exits the ring with a look of confidence.
Well, Aaron Enigma comes up short here tonight, but M.O.P. may regret his actions.
Gorilla, there’s no such thing as regret!
Well, that remains to be seen.
Next Monday is Survivor Team Challenge Series. We will see LittleNaitch finally get his hands on Seth Drakin, in a No Easy Way Out Dog Collar Match.
Also, The Story will take on WWCF Corporate in a Survivor Series match.
And just announced tonight, Team Jazzman will take on Team KGX in another Survivor Series match.
Don’t miss Survivor Team Challenge Series, next Monday night, live on Pay-Per-View!
For Jesse King, I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss. Good night, folks! Match writing credits: Starshine, grbjazzman, Evil M, and Aaron Enigma, w/ additional promo added by Jonathan Michaels
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Post by Square on May 18, 2009 18:08:00 GMT -5
You know what, I could run my mouth off and say how I was cheated but I won't. The only thing i've been cheated out of is a chance for me to shine. Tonight is the DEATH of the Square you see infront of you, and soon shall be the rebirth. I ain't gonna do holy power crappy gimmick, I ain't gonna become the Relegate Hunter style face, I ain't gonna join up with Scumbagdarksilence and become one of his little cult members. But suffice to say, pretty soon I shall prove what the revolution in my nickname, "The Revolution of Evolution", is all about.
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Post by thesam07 on May 18, 2009 18:39:53 GMT -5
***WWCF.com Exclusive***
We see Fred Neric outside The Sam’s office. Neric knocks on the door) The Sam – Enter. (Neric walks into The Sam’s office. We see The Sam sitting behind his desk doing paperwork) Fred Neric – Busy Sam? The Sam – Yes. Now if that is all go away. Fred Neric – Well I came to ask what are you current plans for new Corporate recruit, TTS? It seems like you don’t even want him in the group. The Sam – First off, how dare you. TTS is like my son…my adopted, red haired son with a cleft lip and a weird speech impediment, but my son none the less. As we speak, TTS is doing a very important job for the Corporation. (TTS barges into the room, wearing the Montego Bay Alcoweight Title, looking exhausted with a bag filled with Quiznos sandwiches) TTS – (panting) I be back wit ya sandwiches mister Sam sir. (The Sam looks at the sandwiches before throwing them across the room) The Sam – I SAID WHOLEGRAIN BREAD! NOT WHOLEMEAL! AND I LIKE GREEN PEPPERS! NOT RED ONES! CAN’T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT! NOW CLEAN THAT UP AND GET ME SOME MORE!!! (As TTS rushes over to clean up the sandwiches, The Sam looks at Neric, remembering he is standing there.) The Sam – I mean, TTS, may I have a word with you for a moment. (TTS gets up off the floor still holding some of the Quiznos in his hands) TTS – Yes sir? The Sam – Now, I know you are feeling a bit left out at the moment. I mean, you’re the Bombardo….Monkey…..Weight Bay Champion? Or something? And yet you do not have a match? (TTS nods his head) The Sam – Well, I’ll tell you what. I’ll pull some strings, and on next weeks NiteRaw, how about I get you a match for that title? TTS – Dat be soundin awfully nice dere mister Sam sir, but whom would I and I be facin’? The Sam – Don’t worry TTS, I’ll put up a flyer in the locker room and whoever answers that ad first will get the shot at your title. (TTS jumps across the table still covered in Quiznos and hugs The Sam) TTS – I BE THANKING YOU MISTER SAM!! The Sam – GET OFFA ME!!! Now, GET ME MY QUIZNOS!!! TTS-*Mumbling* Subway still be betta The Sam-WHAT WAS THAT!?! TTS-I SAID BRIE TASTES BETTA THEN CHEDDA The Sam-YOUR DAMN RIGHT NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE (TTS rushes out of the room as The Sam wipes the Quiznos off of his shirt)
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Post by Above Average on May 18, 2009 19:09:43 GMT -5
Well, by my count it's now Non-American Heroes 0-4 The Story within the last week. Once again, John S. Amigo, I present this evidence to you. Motor Colt and I have defeated these men in both tag team and singles competition. The Non American Heroes are in the Tag Team Title match coming up. Mr. Amigo, make the right choice. Give the Story the title shot it deserves, and we promise, those Tag Team titles will have respectable owners, men of integrity who will bring those titles up out of the gutter after their vacation.
For Amigo, we are still Above Average... and we are still the Story on Page One.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on May 18, 2009 19:12:07 GMT -5
M.O.P., tonight you made a grave error interferring in my first ever title [match and costing me the victory. To be honest though, I'm not as angry as I thought I would be. You see, this allows me to focus on a new goal. My new goal is the decimation of Corporate, and I'm starting with you. Next week in the Survivor Team Challenge I had better see you on Team Corporate. Believe me you'll wish you are because if I have to come looking for you backstage the consequence would be most dire.
Ever since coming to this federation people like you have walked all over me, calling me weak, a nobody, saying I'll never amount to anything. It started with Seth, and people since then have just jumped on the bandwagon. However, I have been consistently proving people wrong. I beat Koda and Metylerca to get into Wargames. Then I beat Seth one on one, and even teamed with his former tag partner Tank to get into Battlebowl. After that, if I remember, I beat you M.O.P. in your own match.
The championship of honor was kept out of my reach, and Seth you can bet I'll come back to challenge for it again, right now I have other things to focus on though. Consider yourself lucky because right now I have other things to deal with. It starts next week M.O.P. and it ends once Corporate is gone. You think you can stop me? Go on and try. I mean, your stable is certainly formidable, but I think I can manage.
I mean, let's go through it. You as far as I'm concerned are the primary target, and you'll see my revenge first hand soon. Otherwise though, you're just a whiny brat that couldn't get over the fact that The Pride was better than you so you broke yourself from it to be carried by Corporate. If you want I can teach you M.O.P. At STCS, regardless of who wins, you'll know that I mean business and you made a mistake in angering me.
Then we have Cthulhu, the Corporate Rocker. I must admit, he is a tough opponent and he has beaten me before. He is definitely skilled, but if he wants to rock, I will bring him more than he can handle. After that there are the Non-American Heroes. I don't really need to worry about them, as my stable mates, AA and Colt keep beating them. Then we have Sam, the new executive. Sam, if you're listening, don't get in my way. You might be able to pull the strings, but if you get in my way, a Brilliant Deduction is in your future. Tyfo I've never fought, I'm sure he's good, but I think I can handle him.
Littlenaitch is the one person I will spare from my wrath. It was thanks to him that I got my title shot and he doesn't seem too thrilled to be part of Corporate. I'm sure he will be wise and step aside as my revenge begins. I'm coming to Take The Power Back, and me and the rest of The Story do agree, Corporate is a virus and we'll get rid of it together.
M.O.P. you have unleashed a fury within me I never thought possible. My violence has become my energy, my driving force. Next week, regardless of your participation in the match, I'll get revenge and after that, I'm taking you out. I'm the Head Detective, Aaron Enigma, and I ask this of Corporate. Do you Know Your Enemy?
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on May 18, 2009 19:17:12 GMT -5
*Seth smiles as he watches the interview from The Sam's office.*
Seth: Hmmmm......interesting.
Jerry: What is?
Seth: I just thought of something very interesting when I win the world title?
Jerry: What do you mean?
Seth: Oh despite what has happened with Little Naitch, I win......and I may be more powerful than Dayve and The Sam themselves.....as well as the commisioner. Oh once I become World Champion, you will see what I mean.
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Post by Square on May 18, 2009 19:17:41 GMT -5
After that there are the Non-American Heroes. I don't really need to worry about them, as my stable mates, AA and Colt keep beating them. Wait hold it, we went as two relevtive rookies against two of the best wrestlers in WWCF ever and lost and you don't have to worry about us. Who the bloody hell do you think you are? You ain't nothing special except that you have the charisma and the connections to get you in a better spot. You lost to Seth Drakin, does that mean we don't have to worry about you? Get your head out of your arse
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2009 19:43:11 GMT -5
Well, by my count it's now Non-American Heroes 0-4 The Story within the last week. Once again, John S. Amigo, I present this evidence to you. Motor Colt and I have defeated these men in both tag team and singles competition. The Non American Heroes are in the Tag Team Title match coming up. Mr. Amigo, make the right choice. Give the Story the title shot it deserves, and we promise, those Tag Team titles will have respectable owners, men of integrity who will bring those titles up out of the gutter after their vacation.
For Amigo, we are still Above Average... and we are still the Story on Page One. And?
Da way I see it if de Average is crap bein Above Average is only slightly better den Crap
And seein da Story lately the Average is a whole lotta de Crap
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Post by Jazzman on May 18, 2009 19:49:01 GMT -5
Well, by my count it's now Non-American Heroes 0-4 The Story within the last week. Once again, John S. Amigo, I present this evidence to you. Motor Colt and I have defeated these men in both tag team and singles competition. The Non American Heroes are in the Tag Team Title match coming up. Mr. Amigo, make the right choice. Give the Story the title shot it deserves, and we promise, those Tag Team titles will have respectable owners, men of integrity who will bring those titles up out of the gutter after their vacation.
For Amigo, we are still Above Average... and we are still the Story on Page One. And?
Da way I see it if de Average is crap bein Above Average is only slightly better den Crap
And seein da Story lately the Average is a whole lotta de Crap Look buddy, I've tussled with AA. Don't poke the bear.
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2009 19:58:46 GMT -5
And?
Da way I see it if de Average is crap bein Above Average is only slightly better den Crap
And seein da Story lately the Average is a whole lotta de Crap Look buddy, I've tussled with AA. Don't poke the bear. Na
I be tired of hearin dis mon runnin down the Corporate and complainin Same goes wit his Newsy freinds Ya wanna hear a real story on de page Won?
TTS CALL OUT ABOOVE AVEEARGE
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Post by Above Average on May 18, 2009 20:07:01 GMT -5
Look buddy, I've tussled with AA. Don't poke the bear. Na
I be tired of hearin dis mon runnin down the Corporate and complainin Same goes wit his Newsy freinds Ya wanna hear a real story on de page Won?
TTS CALL OUT ABOOVE AVEEARGE Well TTS... your Inter Forum Champion will see you on NiteRaw... that is, on one condition.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on May 18, 2009 20:27:02 GMT -5
Seth: I guess I should talk about my successful title defense against Aaron Enigma. Aaron, I told the world and I told you that I could beat you and I did.
Oh sure, you can say it was by DQ, but it wasnt my idea to have MOP come in and punch me in the face. You needed to get your affairs in order before you face me for the Championship of Honor and you did.....not!
Because of that, the grand plan to make me have nothing has already failed. Little Naitch, you can do whatever you want from me, but you have already failed in leaving me with nothing. Why don't you give up now while you still have some dignity? Because come next week......I will overcome all the odds you, Aaron, and Comissioner Amigo put against me and I will prove that nobody can play the game and be the master of puppets like I can.
GRBJazzman.....you may want to watch and learn because I am not the one who gets played like a fiddle, I am the one who plays them like a fiddle.
Corporate and Story......I know you may have personal reasons as to why you want Little Naitch to win, but you might want to have business reasons as well because with the World Title and the Championship of Honor, The Higher Power and I will have more power than any head, stable or champion.
I will see you fans and you guys in the back at the Survivor Team Challenge Series.
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2009 20:30:37 GMT -5
Na
I be tired of hearin dis mon runnin down the Corporate and complainin Same goes wit his Newsy freinds Ya wanna hear a real story on de page Won?
TTS CALL OUT ABOOVE AVEEARGE Well TTS... your Inter Forum Champion will see you on NiteRaw... that is, on one condition. Lemme guess
Is big gold and on my shoulder na huh? Well no if ya beat Mr.Average I let ya have a shot Even ta make it fair I'll say I got no Interest in ya Inter farum title
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Post by Above Average on May 18, 2009 20:39:12 GMT -5
Well TTS... your Inter Forum Champion will see you on NiteRaw... that is, on one condition. Lemme guess
Is big gold and on my shoulder na huh? Well no if ya beat Mr.Average I let ya have a shot Even ta make it fair I'll say I got no Interest in ya Inter farum title I was under the impression that the Sam09 had already made it that you were to defend your title on Monday. Now, even if I beat Mr. Average, whoever that is, who's to say I'd get a shot... I mean... you could LOSE your title on Monday before I even get the chance to face ya for it!
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2009 20:40:55 GMT -5
Lemme guess
Is big gold and on my shoulder na huh? Well no if ya beat Mr.Average I let ya have a shot Even ta make it fair I'll say I got no Interest in ya Inter farum title I was under the impression that the Sam09 had already made it that you were to defend your title on Monday. Now, even if I beat Mr. Average, whoever that is, who's to say I'd get a shot... I mean... you could LOSE your title on Monday before I even get the chance to face ya for it! Was da matta ya not like ta Gambull?
I'll tell ya dee Odds are Above Average
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Post by Above Average on May 18, 2009 20:47:54 GMT -5
I was under the impression that the Sam09 had already made it that you were to defend your title on Monday. Now, even if I beat Mr. Average, whoever that is, who's to say I'd get a shot... I mean... you could LOSE your title on Monday before I even get the chance to face ya for it! Was da matta ya not like ta Gambull?
I'll tell ya dee Odds are Above Average Fine, I'll humour you. I'll accept your little challenge. Above Average vs. Mr. Average on Monday NiteRaw, and the winner faces the winner of your title match the next week on NiteRaw. How does that sound to you? And I want you to tell me who this Mr. Average is as well.
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2009 21:12:06 GMT -5
Was da matta ya not like ta Gambull?
I'll tell ya dee Odds are Above Average Fine, I'll humour you. I'll accept your little challenge. Above Average vs. Mr. Average on Monday NiteRaw, and the winner faces the winner of your title match the next week on NiteRaw. How does that sound to you? And I want you to tell me who this Mr. Average is as well. I tell ya as soon as eye Figger it out
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2009 21:19:24 GMT -5
OK, next week is the Survivor Team Challenge Series. Here's the current card.
No Easy Way Out Dog Collar Match for the WWCF World Championship: Seth Drakin V. LittleNaitch (c)
Survivor Series Match: The Story: King Motor-Colt, Above Average, Evil Masked wordlifeecw, and Aaron Enigma V. WWCF Corporate: Members to be announced
Survivor Series Match: Team Jazzman: grbjazzman, Relegate Hunter, Koda, and Legion V. Team KGX: KGX, Sweet & Sour, Viva Los Bio Dome, and Brahma Bull
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