Jazzman
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Post by Jazzman on Apr 21, 2009 15:53:44 GMT -5
*Jazzman is shown with The Pharris Borthers backstage* Mr. Drakin, how wrong you are. The Pride is dead. But interesting that you lump us together and you mention that Corporate is of no issue. Well, the way I see it, we dole the checks out around here and you are writing a check your body can't cash. Even the largest beacon of self-proclaimed good can be targeted Mr. Drakin, and in Battlebowl, Corporate will be gunning for you!
Now, onto to M.O.P. You sir aren't on my level. You and Metylerca got lucky to hope on my rising star when it was on it's way to the top. I've main-evented PPV's and live shows across this globe while you carried around a title like it meant something. Well I'm sorry to tell you, your career is nearly dead. Those tag belts were everything to you and Metylerca and now, Square and Star have them underneath the corporate umbrella and we are always looking to expand.*While Jazzman is talking, The Pharris brothers hear a voice through there earpieces and quietly walk away, unbeknown to Jazzman.* Which brings me to my final objective, Battlebowl itself. I'm not going in there to win. I was hired to do a job for Mr. Dave. I'm going in there to protect Cthulhu and help him become the #1 contender. If any of you want to get in my way to make that happen, so be it. I'll take anyone down and I know with the full backing of Corporate, our destiny will be achieved, right guys?*Jazzman turns around and sees no one is there as the camera fades to black* I think you misunderstand things, Jazzman. Who was the one who actually won championships? *points to self* This guy! What have you won since we formed the Pride? Absolutely nothing. Sure, you've main evented every once in awhile, but in the end it means nothing, because you blew every opportunity you had to actually make a difference. You don't get an A for Effort in the WWCF, old friend. All that matters are wins and loses. And right now, your average ain't looking so hot. Any wins you might have gotten are like what happens on the Garden State Parkway during Rush Hour: accidents. Your entire career is an accident!
You think becoming a Sellout will help you? You're being paid to help out Cthulhu. You aren't even going in to win it! You may have lost your Pride, but where's your honor? Your self-respect? Why do you want to be like the rest of these jabronis?
So, the way I see it, old friend, you weren't the breakout star of the Pride. I am. I am the FUTURE of this industry! I am the Savior of Sports Entertainment! You and Metylerca were holding me back from my true potential, and come Sunday, you'll be taking a Drive on the Turnpike. Wow, with an attitude like that I'm surprised we were teammates before. You see M.O.P. unlike you I've come to grips with who I really am. You see, if you’re in the business, you're in it for 1 reason, power. We go out each night and sacrifice our livelihood for thousands of screaming fans just to get a rush. I thought that campaigning 'the good fight' would be something that I would love and would help me, but instead I was left with nothing.
Now I see what I was missing. I was wrapping myself in a flag of lies and deceit that I never really identified with. The idea of pride and honor don't work well inside a corporate mainframe, so I discarded the tattered rags of deceit and showed my true self to the fans. You see, before 2005, I had everything. My life was going great and everything was coming up aces. Then Katrina hit and I lost it all. I was relocated in a trailer for months before moving up to Central New York to attempt to rebuild my life!
I’ve seen what playing by the rules gets you M.O.P.! You get looked down upon and taken advantage of! That’s why the Pride failed, we needed more aggression. We decided that if respected everyone we’d be rewarded with a move up the card. Well guess what, look at us now. Drifting apart because of your crazy attitude and my eyes opened to where the real power lies in this Company. As for Metylerca, who cares? We haven’t seen him in forever; he’s become a ghost in the machine. This is an issue between you and I.
Let me run a little history by you if I may. Back in the 1930’s America was swept up in a terrible economic depression. Morale was at an all-time low and people waited for a hero. Then along came F.D.R. who single handedly passed a ton of laws programmed to take this country out of its funk. Combine with the Second World War and the ideas of F.D.R.’s New Deal revolutionized the American Public and brought with it new found power on the international stage.
Now, fast forward to today. The WWCF has fallen on tough times, but Mr. Dave has come out in an attempt to heal the company in a time of great strife. He has acquired some of the greatest talents in the company in Cthulhu, Starshine, Square, and I. We are The New Deal of professional wrestling buddy… while you may oppose us, there’s no way to stop us from taking over. I’ll see you on Sunday, bring your ‘A’ game, cuz you’re gonna need it.
OOC: I was never a victem of Hurrican Katrina, but my character is, if my use of Katrina offends anyone, I will gladly stop using it.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Apr 21, 2009 16:17:05 GMT -5
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 21, 2009 16:38:06 GMT -5
Doesnt look like anything got updated on my profile.......
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Apr 21, 2009 16:50:33 GMT -5
Doesnt look like anything got updated on my profile....... I changed your pic a little bit. I took out all the bright colored clothes. I don't have photoshop so I can't put gold cross on the side of the pants. If you want me to change it at all just tell me what you want changed on it.
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Post by Relegate Hunter on Apr 21, 2009 17:44:15 GMT -5
Hi I'm Relegate Hunters, and I am really happy to be a part of WWCF. I just can't wait for my debut. Maybe I could get a match on Smurf The World?
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 21, 2009 17:48:13 GMT -5
Doesnt look like anything got updated on my profile....... I changed your pic a little bit. I took out all the bright colored clothes. I don't have photoshop so I can't put gold cross on the side of the pants. If you want me to change it at all just tell me what you want changed on it. No dont worry, it was just that I didnt notice the difference. Oh yeah, I believe I did send you things to update on my profile.
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Post by Square on Apr 21, 2009 17:50:11 GMT -5
Hi I'm Relegate Hunters, and I am really happy to be a part of WWCF. I just can't wait for my debut. Maybe I could get a match on Smurf The World? Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the stupidest gimmi...wait theres Evil La Parka, Seth Drakin and TTS. Nevermind
Kid a bit of advice, stay FAR away from my path otherwise I'll wipe the smirk of your face
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Apr 21, 2009 18:55:24 GMT -5
Hi I'm Relegate Hunters, and I am really happy to be a part of WWCF. I just can't wait for my debut. Maybe I could get a match on Smurf The World? Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the stupidest gimmi...wait theres Evil La Parka, Seth Drakin and TTS. Nevermind
Kid a bit of advice, stay FAR away from my path otherwise I'll wipe the smirk of your face Being a tad harsh there aren't we? I mean, he's new and trying to get his foot in the door here. Least you could do is show him some respect.
Hello Relegate, I'm the Head Detective Aaron Enigma, welcome to the WWCF. Not everyone is as closed-minded as Square here, but he can't really come around because he can't roll at all. Yes I know, bad pun but whatever. Point is you probably won't get a match on STW, but I expect to see ya on Heatz in the near future showing people what you can do.(Just in case people don't get the pun..he's SQUARE. If you don't get it after that...I'm...sorry?)
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2009 19:05:50 GMT -5
Wow....I've been getting screwed over a lot lately, huh? I know the feeling dude Your Alive? I owe Whitey 2 Grand
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 21, 2009 19:09:15 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the stupidest gimmi...wait theres Evil La Parka, Seth Drakin and TTS. Nevermind
Kid a bit of advice, stay FAR away from my path otherwise I'll wipe the smirk of your face Being a tad harsh there aren't we? I mean, he's new and trying to get his foot in the door here. Least you could do is show him some respect.
Hello Relegate, I'm the Head Detective Aaron Enigma, welcome to the WWCF. Not everyone is as closed-minded as Square here, but he can't really come around because he can't roll at all. Yes I know, bad pun but whatever. Point is you probably won't get a match on STW, but I expect to see ya on Heatz in the near future showing people what you can do.(Just in case people don't get the pun..he's SQUARE. If you don't get it after that...I'm...sorry?) *A crew member passes by.* Crew Member: Just dont introduce yourself to Seth Drakin......he is a bully and he treats all newcomers like trash.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2009 19:10:28 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the stupidest gimmi...wait theres Evil La Parka, Seth Drakin and TTS. Nevermind
Kid a bit of advice, stay FAR away from my path otherwise I'll wipe the smirk of your face Being a tad harsh there aren't we? I mean, he's new and trying to get his foot in the door here. Least you could do is show him some respect.
Hello Relegate, I'm the Head Detective Aaron Enigma, welcome to the WWCF. Not everyone is as closed-minded as Square here, but he can't really come around because he can't roll at all. Yes I know, bad pun but whatever. Point is you probably won't get a match on STW, but I expect to see ya on Heatz in the near future showing people what you can do.(Just in case people don't get the pun..he's SQUARE. If you don't get it after that...I'm...sorry?) We get dee Pun mon it's just dee Box Shaped one don sucked all dee Fun out da room
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Dave at the Movies
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Apr 21, 2009 19:40:14 GMT -5
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Apr 21, 2009 20:51:48 GMT -5
So who is writing what match for the PPV?
I'll take the Main Event Battle Royal.
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Post by Topher is Human on Apr 21, 2009 20:54:24 GMT -5
*Backstage, Seth is being interviewed by G. Neric.* G. Neric: Last night, we saw Seth Drakin advance along with his partner Above Average advance to Battle Bowl in contreversal fashion and.......Seth: Contreversal? What are you talking about? I beat Motor Colt to the point as where the ref had to stop the match. There is no contreversy.G. Neric: Maybe in your eyes there was no contreversy, but Tyfo did help you two win your match.Seth: Tyfo didnt do jack squat in our match. Sure he didnt tag in his partner. but he didnt do a damn thing to effect the outcome. And yet somehow, because Little Naitch is his friend, he is still in Battle Bowl. To me, that makes no sense.....but he isnt really a threat and never has been a threat.G. Neric: Well, what about the fact that some people were saying that you could have pinned Motor Colt and won the match, but you decided to go too far by making sure Motor Colt had injuries.Seth: G............what did I tell everyone all week? I told them that each member of the Story had a receipt coming for what happened at Serious Business. Motor Colt got his receipt tonight and the receipts for the other three are coming soon......only it will be my decision on where, when, and how. Now if anyone has a problem with that, then they can try and stop me. G. Neric: Okay, what about your opponents at Battle Bowl?Seth: What about them? They are all going to lose and the only one who is going to be tough to defeat is my good friend, The Tank. The Tank wants his rematch and he knows damn well, that I want what was never fairly given to me...........a clean title shot.
Johnathan Michaels......stuntman extroadinaire....I know he will try to do something life threating, but this is not the match that he will be able to use those skills and he will be dealt with swiftly.
KGX........who the hell is he???
Aaron, EMW, and Above Average..............you are all members of the Story and you are all the main three who cost me the world title so it is going to be my pleasure to beat you and cost you your chance at the world title.
MOP and GRB Jazzman..........members of the Pride......there is an old saying that Pride comes before the fall and tonight, you will literally be in for the fall. You can play whatever music you like that makes your ears smile, but it wont mean a damn thing to me.
Krazy E-Man..............you are never a real threat. I expected some sort of retaliation for when I accidentally hit Eli with a lead pipe and I recieved nothing. You dont have the balls to eliminate me.
Tyfo.....like I said before, you shouldnt even be in here....but you are and because of that............you will lose again. You think you are all this hot stuff, but let me tell you this. At least with LN, he wants to earn everything. You on the otherhand would like nothing more than everything to be handed to you on a silver platter. Well, life doesnt work that way and you will not be getting anything.
Stryker and Milo............the Stryker Duck Silence, you two have become irrelevant to me. I defeated you Stryker at the Thunderdome because you were stupid enough to trust me and not be a member of the Crusade. MiLo............there is a receipt long in the making for you for putting me out of action for a month and a half. Oh, it will come and finally....I will be able to get that damn monkey off my back by defeating you.
Cthulu and Square..........I know you two will be working together to ensure that Cthulu wins because we all know Cthulu cant do anything on his own. Unlike The Story and Cult Chaos.............the Corporate is of no threat to me and Cthulu will once again see why I was the star of the NWC and he was riding on my coattails.
Which finally leads us to my former stablemate, Evil La Parka. I guess ELP felt he couldnt hold a candle to me or The Tank and did what Cthulu should have done by leaving. However, despite the nice thing I just said......I dont appreciate quitters and ELP, you are a quitter. You have sucumbed to the darkness and I will prove to you that light beats darkness.........if that means I have to eliminate you myself. G. Neric: Well, speaking of Little Naitch....he has a world title match against Motor Colt and if he wins and you win...........we might finally get that match everyone has been waiting for.Seth: Oh, you've been waiting for that match??? Well, you are going to have to wait some more because there is no way that Little Naitch is going to win. Little Naitch, despite what I said on him earning everything, did not earn this title shot. It should be me vs. Motor Colt and MC knows it, but is too afraid to face me one on one without backup. Just like last night, if Motor Colt doesnt have any backup.....he falls flat on his face. But I can wait for my time to get what I should be carrying and that is the world title. Now if you excuse me, I am done with this interview so see you later, chump. So now you're begging for a one on one match?
I'll give it to you, NiteRaw, while your little match of honor crap takes place... We go one on one.
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Post by Topher is Human on Apr 21, 2009 20:54:54 GMT -5
I've got my match, I just wanna know if LittleNaitch or Sam want anything special to happen
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 21, 2009 21:00:45 GMT -5
*Backstage, Seth is being interviewed by G. Neric.* G. Neric: Last night, we saw Seth Drakin advance along with his partner Above Average advance to Battle Bowl in contreversal fashion and.......Seth: Contreversal? What are you talking about? I beat Motor Colt to the point as where the ref had to stop the match. There is no contreversy.G. Neric: Maybe in your eyes there was no contreversy, but Tyfo did help you two win your match.Seth: Tyfo didnt do jack squat in our match. Sure he didnt tag in his partner. but he didnt do a damn thing to effect the outcome. And yet somehow, because Little Naitch is his friend, he is still in Battle Bowl. To me, that makes no sense.....but he isnt really a threat and never has been a threat.G. Neric: Well, what about the fact that some people were saying that you could have pinned Motor Colt and won the match, but you decided to go too far by making sure Motor Colt had injuries.Seth: G............what did I tell everyone all week? I told them that each member of the Story had a receipt coming for what happened at Serious Business. Motor Colt got his receipt tonight and the receipts for the other three are coming soon......only it will be my decision on where, when, and how. Now if anyone has a problem with that, then they can try and stop me. G. Neric: Okay, what about your opponents at Battle Bowl?Seth: What about them? They are all going to lose and the only one who is going to be tough to defeat is my good friend, The Tank. The Tank wants his rematch and he knows damn well, that I want what was never fairly given to me...........a clean title shot.
Johnathan Michaels......stuntman extroadinaire....I know he will try to do something life threating, but this is not the match that he will be able to use those skills and he will be dealt with swiftly.
KGX........who the hell is he???
Aaron, EMW, and Above Average..............you are all members of the Story and you are all the main three who cost me the world title so it is going to be my pleasure to beat you and cost you your chance at the world title.
MOP and GRB Jazzman..........members of the Pride......there is an old saying that Pride comes before the fall and tonight, you will literally be in for the fall. You can play whatever music you like that makes your ears smile, but it wont mean a damn thing to me.
Krazy E-Man..............you are never a real threat. I expected some sort of retaliation for when I accidentally hit Eli with a lead pipe and I recieved nothing. You dont have the balls to eliminate me.
Tyfo.....like I said before, you shouldnt even be in here....but you are and because of that............you will lose again. You think you are all this hot stuff, but let me tell you this. At least with LN, he wants to earn everything. You on the otherhand would like nothing more than everything to be handed to you on a silver platter. Well, life doesnt work that way and you will not be getting anything.
Stryker and Milo............the Stryker Duck Silence, you two have become irrelevant to me. I defeated you Stryker at the Thunderdome because you were stupid enough to trust me and not be a member of the Crusade. MiLo............there is a receipt long in the making for you for putting me out of action for a month and a half. Oh, it will come and finally....I will be able to get that damn monkey off my back by defeating you.
Cthulu and Square..........I know you two will be working together to ensure that Cthulu wins because we all know Cthulu cant do anything on his own. Unlike The Story and Cult Chaos.............the Corporate is of no threat to me and Cthulu will once again see why I was the star of the NWC and he was riding on my coattails.
Which finally leads us to my former stablemate, Evil La Parka. I guess ELP felt he couldnt hold a candle to me or The Tank and did what Cthulu should have done by leaving. However, despite the nice thing I just said......I dont appreciate quitters and ELP, you are a quitter. You have sucumbed to the darkness and I will prove to you that light beats darkness.........if that means I have to eliminate you myself. G. Neric: Well, speaking of Little Naitch....he has a world title match against Motor Colt and if he wins and you win...........we might finally get that match everyone has been waiting for.Seth: Oh, you've been waiting for that match??? Well, you are going to have to wait some more because there is no way that Little Naitch is going to win. Little Naitch, despite what I said on him earning everything, did not earn this title shot. It should be me vs. Motor Colt and MC knows it, but is too afraid to face me one on one without backup. Just like last night, if Motor Colt doesnt have any backup.....he falls flat on his face. But I can wait for my time to get what I should be carrying and that is the world title. Now if you excuse me, I am done with this interview so see you later, chump. So now you're begging for a one on one match?
I'll give it to you, NiteRaw, while your little match of honor crap takes place... We go one on one. Seth: One on one with no backup.............you're on.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Apr 21, 2009 21:31:19 GMT -5
Unless wordlifeecw wants it, I'll take the Hardcore Title Match.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Apr 21, 2009 21:35:41 GMT -5
BOOM! Congratulations to my new friend and new member of WWCF Corporate, Jazz Man! Dude, it's only a matter of time before you get the ladies screaming out your name while wearing t-shirts with your name on it... even better, they'll take it all off for you, dude! You've made a lot of sacrifices to reach this point, my friend, that's why we're giving you a lot of money to reward your hard work.
Greed is good, Jazz Man. You're dealing with the Devil, but the Devil is your friend, here to grant what you desire. You get what you want, and I get what I want, and we're friends, understand?
Now, I guess I need to talk about my opponents at STW. Well... *takes out a piece of paper and reads* ...aside from Jazz Man and Starshine everyone else is just an ugly-looking rock in a mountain that I have to climb over. Hell, I don't care if I get help -- I'll climb over a mountain of bodies to get to the top and claim my prize, baby.
Once I win I'm coming after Motor-Colt, or whoever the hell is the champion, and I'll show him that the past is dead. I kicked it's ass, because I'm the f****** future, the Superman of ass-kicking, the rock-star of violence, and the Godzilla of awesome. I am the fire in a room full of gasoline! I am Cthulhu, Corporate Super Super-Star!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2009 21:41:22 GMT -5
Unless wordlifeecw wants it, I'll take the Hardcore Title Match. That's fine by me. I'll take Heatz!!1 Title Match.
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Post by thesam07 on Apr 21, 2009 21:45:27 GMT -5
I'll do the Tag Title match. If no one else has taken it.
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