Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on May 27, 2009 18:32:42 GMT -5
I can recite the saga of Grizzly Adams with a halfways decent Mad Jack impersonation. That's it ... Oh, and I'm pretty kick ass at fighting games.
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Post by shiranui on May 27, 2009 18:36:23 GMT -5
Well... I can make somewhat decent wrestling music videos, have some photoshopping skill (although nothing useful really, it's mostly limited to making Batista 'shops with obscure references) and I can sing quite well in several different styles (I can pull off Johnny Cash and Rob Halford and just about anything in between). That's pretty much all the talent I've got.
Oh, I can also improvise Ultimate Warrior-esque promos, but that probably doesn't count.
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Post by strykerdarksilence on May 27, 2009 18:36:37 GMT -5
I can do a pig impression with my throat...
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J is Justice
Wade Wilson
Will now be grateful.
Hi.
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Post by J is Justice on May 27, 2009 18:39:14 GMT -5
Either useless to you or useless in general. - I can puke, cry, and burp on command. I'm not really sure how I do any of them. - I can play several instruments and I can sing. - Acting. I took ten years of acting classes out of school and drama classes in school. - Impersonations. - Making small things, including puppets. - I'm a fairly good writer when I really try or I'm sober. - When I need to be, I seem to be pretty good at manipulating people. But I guess that's not really useless. So what about you? They're not useless! Well, apart from the puking one. Anyway, as for me: I can do the peoples eyebrow (don't know what else to call it) with each eyebrow and I can wiggle my ears and I can cross my eyes... all at the same time! ;D |
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
Posts: 78,695
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Post by bob on May 27, 2009 18:42:09 GMT -5
I know a bunch of Seinfeld quotes and can recite them at will
I'm very good at Super Mario Brothers 3
I'm an excellent writer, although I am currently not able to make a living by it
I can laugh like Eddie Murphy
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2009 18:45:30 GMT -5
i can roll my tongue...vulcan sign...peoples eyebrow with both eyebrows...double jointed...i can lick my nose with my tongue...i can do a rubix cube extremely fast...i can do a backflip standing on the ground and or grass...I can talk exactly like Donald Duck...and i am caucasian but do not sunburn ever due to my Indian ancestry....
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Post by S-Chrome on May 27, 2009 18:47:46 GMT -5
-I can whip up an AMV in like... three hours.
-I'm double-jointed in my shoulders, so if need be, I can resist arrest, the hard way.
-I can recite every Ian Malcolm line from Jurassic Park.
-I can do the HHH water spit to perfection. (Well, almost to perfection)
-I've been known to write a fanfic or two in my earlier years.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on May 27, 2009 18:49:40 GMT -5
I can do a mean Sylvester Stallone impression.
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Thaal Sinestro
Hank Scorpio
In Brightest Night, In Blackest Day. Etc.
Posts: 5,012
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Post by Thaal Sinestro on May 27, 2009 18:50:36 GMT -5
I can do a spot on impersonation of Beavis.(Cornholio and all)
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
Posts: 78,695
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Post by bob on May 27, 2009 18:51:07 GMT -5
another for me: I can make a taco tongue
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Post by ani on May 27, 2009 18:51:39 GMT -5
-I can name every US President...fowards and backwards.
-I can burp on command
-I can play the piano by ear somewhat well (want to take lessons in the VERY near future)
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on May 27, 2009 19:00:39 GMT -5
First ones that comes to mind...
I can move my scalp back and forth without using my hands
I can move my ears independently of one another
I too can do "People's Eyebrows" with either eyebrow as well as do a sort of "wave" with them
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on May 27, 2009 21:16:01 GMT -5
I can juggle. I can do long division in my head. I can crack my knuckles on command. I can turn a straw wrapper into a rose.
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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on May 27, 2009 21:46:59 GMT -5
 I can tape all your buns together. |
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biafra
El Dandy
Biafra Who?
Posts: 7,617
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Post by biafra on May 27, 2009 22:23:07 GMT -5
I can walk through walls, but only if there is a door open.
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2009 22:35:51 GMT -5
An extreme variety of impressions using accents featured in a number of countries.
Swedish, Russian, Armenian, Greek, Italian, Spanish, Cuban, Irish, Welsh, Scottish, English, Dutch, German, French, Canadian, French Canadian, Australian, Jamaican, Arabic, Indian, and Japanese accents (and some variants in those) among others.
I can also make my nose extremely small by inhaling quickly constantly.
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Starlight Starbright
Don Corleone
Suffers From Macho Madness.
?Literary, intelligent, yet capable of great savagery. A terrifying genius.?
Posts: 1,969
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Post by Starlight Starbright on May 27, 2009 23:00:12 GMT -5
I don't even have a useless talent (or a useful one).  I can flare my nostrils, I guess. ... |
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Scooterdust
ALF
I'm in the center of the epicenter of the pandemic!
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Post by Scooterdust on May 27, 2009 23:08:36 GMT -5
I can lick my elbow.
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Post by Sero on May 27, 2009 23:10:13 GMT -5
Either useless to you or useless in general. - I can puke, cry, and burp on command. I'm not really sure how I do any of them. HE'S GONNA PUKE! |
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Bub (BLM)
Patti Mayonnaise
advocates duck on rodent violence
Fed. Up.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on May 27, 2009 23:23:46 GMT -5
I've taught myself to replicate the art style of several comic artists. Currently I've taught myself Jack Kirby, John Romita Sr., Tim Sale, and David Mazzuccheli. Sometimes I'm screw up and mix a couple together when I start doodling without thinking, which gives me a hybrid style of my own.
I guess that's not an entirely useless talent, if I could break into comics. Damn near impossible.
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