Slow Newz Day (Your Favourite Non-Stories)

[James McCloud IS John Godot]

So, I read this today.

Jamie-Aaron Cox sent along the following to WrestleZone.com: Just a little news, I was on Wikipedia earlier today, and looking at WWE PPV Events, and saw that Unforgiven 2009 (Sept. 13), will be held in Montreal, Quebec, Canada. This is the first time a pay-per view has been held in Montreal since February 2003 (No Way Out). It is the third time that a WWE pay-per view in September has been held in Canada, (Break Down : IYH 1998, Hamilton. Unforgiven 2006, Toronto, and the upcoming Unforgiven 2009, Montreal).

I guess nothing much is happening out in the rasslin' world, huh?

What are some of the biggest non stories you've seen "reported"? Not the "may or may not" Rajah stuff but the most dreary un-news worthy piece of information reheated and dished out to you.

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When 411 wrestling gets slow... they put stuff up about Brooke/Nick Hogan. The comments section EXPLOADS and I think the staff just keeps doing it for the laughs.

EDIT: And TBH, I haven't noticed slow days much. Every day seems pretty slow for the most part compared to like '98 through early '01 when there was WWF, ECW and TONS of WCW news going about. Who was backstage, who got in a fight, who Scott Steiner scared and at least verbally offended... when Kane was going to debut his green and black outfit... who's contract was coming up...