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Post by taylorandborland on Jun 10, 2009 22:32:52 GMT -5
Squidward's an octopus though...
...maybe Squidward's her partner, and he set SpongeBob and Patrick up with her so she could clean them out, but she got too attached to her marks and didn't want to do it.
So, Squidward disowned her. Since he had no bait for his con game, and no GED, he had to take a job as a cashier at a shitty fast food joint.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Jun 10, 2009 23:20:34 GMT -5
That thread was truly some dizzy stuff. I mean, I myself went mental in there wondering how the hell a retarded sponge can hold down a steady job, own his own home and furnish it. The only logical explanation is that he must be a drug dealer.
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Post by Wrath Draven on Jun 11, 2009 1:57:17 GMT -5
Um...ok
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Post by KStrick on Jun 11, 2009 4:08:27 GMT -5
We thought of this when Kstrick mentioned wanting to see Squidward tentacle --uh-- massage Patrick. MC was made abundantly clear on this, but KStrick made no such mention... I just added my Patrick Star voice on top of the conversation at hand.
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Post by Trip Fisk a.k.a. Foley is Good on Jun 11, 2009 4:17:51 GMT -5
I just want to state for the record that I love the WrestleCrap forums. This is the only place on the internet where there will be a two page (so far) topic discussing the sexual preference of a cartoon squirrel who lives underwater.
You guys are the greatest. ;D
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Van daminator
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Post by Van daminator on Jun 11, 2009 4:18:32 GMT -5
Velma was/is much more of a lesbian.You can see the depression in her face when fred takes daph off for some fun.
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MCMGM
Vegeta
WC's Official Jeff Buckley Stalkeress.
Red Sonic My Ass
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Post by MCMGM on Jun 11, 2009 7:12:39 GMT -5
We thought of this when Kstrick mentioned wanting to see Squidward tentacle --uh-- massage Patrick. MC was made abundantly clear on this, but KStrick made no such mention... I just added my Patrick Star voice on top of the conversation at hand. Lies.
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Post by Cap'n Crud on Jun 11, 2009 7:41:19 GMT -5
SpongeBob has no vertebral column, allowing for superhuman flexibility and...well, just look at Patrick. I don't even want to start with him. Either way, I think I know why she hasn't gone back to Texas yet. That whole cowgirl thing is a front. I think its obvious Sandy is the buckin' bronco that SpongeBob and Patrick take in turns to break. Yee haw! If you stare at that sentence long enough it becomes dirty, believe me. Oh geez now I got a Spongebob and Patrick running a train on Sandy picture in my head.
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Jun 11, 2009 9:50:12 GMT -5
Robot Chicken begs to differ
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Post by The Big J-Sizzle on Jun 11, 2009 10:06:31 GMT -5
I don't watch enough spongebob to know, but the few times I've watched, the only thing I've thought is that the dude that owns the krabby patty place likes to touch little boys. Should I just kill myself now for even thinking that.
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Mr T L Wolf
Hank Scorpio
He has the looks of Andre the Giant, and the strength of Barry Windham. Not to mention he's a hero to a few armadillos, a kangaroo and a small herd of bison.
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Jun 11, 2009 14:59:50 GMT -5
And this is why joining XBL parties both amuses and terrifies me.
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Soultastic
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Only an idiot can be completely happy.
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Post by Soultastic on Jun 11, 2009 15:06:27 GMT -5
That thread was truly some dizzy stuff. I mean, I myself went mental in there wondering how the hell a retarded sponge can hold down a steady job, own his own home and furnish it. The only logical explanation is that he must be a drug dealer. Either that or a male prostitute.
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Post by Man Hating Horace on Jun 11, 2009 17:58:30 GMT -5
Clearly there was an orgy going on back there. Hogan would have joined in, but he don't trust anyone else drivin' his car.
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Post by Moonwalkin' Capt. Crow on Jun 11, 2009 18:03:36 GMT -5
I think that she cannot be a lesbian. The only two creatures she could fornicate with of the same sex is Mrs. Puff and Pearl....and both are either too deadly or too disgusting.
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polexia
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keep bleeding love...
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Post by polexia on Jun 11, 2009 19:11:24 GMT -5
Sandy is surrounded my idiots.. under the water anyway. she probably has a guy on land somewhere.
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Post by Insomniac on Jun 11, 2009 19:21:44 GMT -5
If she is a lesbian, she doesn't really have much to pick from in Bikini Bottom. Maybe her and Mrs. Puff are having some classes on the side, if you know what I mean...
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Jun 11, 2009 19:26:00 GMT -5
I'm still struggling with the fact that he lives in a pineapple.
I wonder what his mortgage is like.
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Post by Insomniac on Jun 11, 2009 19:26:59 GMT -5
I'm still struggling with the fact that he lives in a pineapple. I wonder what his mortgage is like. I'm guessing he doesn't have a mortgage or pay taxes on a fruit.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Jun 11, 2009 19:37:04 GMT -5
I'm still struggling with the fact that he lives in a pineapple. I wonder what his mortgage is like. I'm guessing he doesn't have a mortgage or pay taxes on a fruit. Well that tangent's been killed dead.
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B.B.M
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Where did the Lime go?
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Post by B.B.M on Jun 11, 2009 20:01:08 GMT -5
I grow more fascinated by the moment
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