MCMGM
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WC's Official Jeff Buckley Stalkeress.
Red Sonic My Ass
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Post by MCMGM on Jun 10, 2009 21:10:18 GMT -5
Kurton brought this to my attention. Just look at her: I mean, you never see her with a man (Spongebob and Patrick don't count), she's a tomboy, she loves extreme things. Woman is a total butch. The proof is in the pudding people.
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THE Baldy Kendrick
Dennis Stamp
may be an ursaring, may not.
I hear dem shoutin'.
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Post by THE Baldy Kendrick on Jun 10, 2009 21:14:18 GMT -5
Her gaydar says no.
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Post by skiller on Jun 10, 2009 21:14:23 GMT -5
I don't think Squirells and fish can... you know.
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Kruton
Bubba Ho-Tep
I'd stand on my head to make you a deal
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Post by Kruton on Jun 10, 2009 21:14:28 GMT -5
"Arg-arg-arg-arg-arg. Spongebob, why don't you come and sit on old Mr. Krab's lap..."
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Jun 10, 2009 21:14:40 GMT -5
I love this place. We are always able to find bad qualities in cartoon characters.
First Patti Mayonnaise was a lesbian, then Ash Ketchum was a dick, then Spongebob Squarepants was a drug dealer, and now this.
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Jun 10, 2009 21:15:40 GMT -5
.....this again huh
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Jun 10, 2009 21:16:00 GMT -5
I don't think Squirells and fish can... you know. I dunno, Mr. Krabs' daughter is a f***ing sperm whale, and he is a crab, that is a mammal daughter to a crustacean father.
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Post by KingPopper on Jun 10, 2009 21:16:22 GMT -5
Theres enough interest between her and Spongebob in early episodes to make her straight, plus there was some tention between her and Larry the Lobster.
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MCMGM
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Post by MCMGM on Jun 10, 2009 21:16:43 GMT -5
We thought of this when Kstrick mentioned wanting to see Squidward tentacle --uh-- massage Patrick.
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Post by taylorandborland on Jun 10, 2009 21:17:24 GMT -5
I mean, you never see her with a man (Spongebob and Patrick don't count), she's a tomboy, she loves extreme things. SpongeBob has no vertebral column, allowing for superhuman flexibility and...well, just look at Patrick. I don't even want to start with him. Either way, I think I know why she hasn't gone back to Texas yet. That whole cowgirl thing is a front.
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Post by skiller on Jun 10, 2009 21:20:52 GMT -5
I don't think Squirells and fish can... you know. I dunno, Mr. Krabs' daughter is a f***ing sperm whale, and he is a crab, that is a mammal daughter to a crustacean father. Maybe it's adoption. Have we ever met her mother?
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Post by Lance Uppercut on Jun 10, 2009 21:23:59 GMT -5
I love this place. We are always able to find bad qualities in cartoon characters. First Patti Mayonnaise was a lesbian, then Ash Ketchum was a dick, then Spongebob Squarepants was a drug dealer, and now this. I read that Patty Mayonnaise one. Tell me more about this Ash Ketchum being a Batista and Spongebob the drug dealer.
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Post by Chuckie Finster on Jun 10, 2009 21:24:19 GMT -5
I dunno, Mr. Krabs' daughter is a f***ing sperm whale, and he is a crab, that is a mammal daughter to a crustacean father. Maybe it's adoption. Have we ever met her mother? Well Mr Krabs was in the Navy. Probably a love child from some fling and the mother's genes were dominant.
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Post by James McCloud IS John Godot on Jun 10, 2009 21:25:06 GMT -5
I mean, you never see her with a man (Spongebob and Patrick don't count), she's a tomboy, she loves extreme things. SpongeBob has no vertebral column, allowing for superhuman flexibility and...well, just look at Patrick. I don't even want to start with him. Either way, I think I know why she hasn't gone back to Texas yet. That whole cowgirl thing is a front. I think its obvious Sandy is the buckin' bronco that SpongeBob and Patrick take in turns to break. Yee haw! If you stare at that sentence long enough it becomes dirty, believe me.
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Post by taylorandborland on Jun 10, 2009 21:27:05 GMT -5
SpongeBob has no vertebral column, allowing for superhuman flexibility and...well, just look at Patrick. I don't even want to start with him. Either way, I think I know why she hasn't gone back to Texas yet. That whole cowgirl thing is a front. I think its obvious Sandy is the buckin' bronco that SpongeBob and Patrick take in turns to break. Yee haw! If you stare at that sentence long enough it becomes dirty, believe me. *stares for 2 seconds* Yeah, you're right about that. I'm gonna go donate money to some worthy cause to alleviate the wrong.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Jun 10, 2009 21:27:13 GMT -5
SpongeBob has no vertebral column, allowing for superhuman flexibility and...well, just look at Patrick. I don't even want to start with him. Either way, I think I know why she hasn't gone back to Texas yet. That whole cowgirl thing is a front. I think its obvious Sandy is the buckin' bronco that SpongeBob and Patrick take in turns to break. Yee haw! If you stare at that sentence long enough it becomes dirty, believe me. I stared at the sentence, only once. I still wish I didn't. *brain self-destructs*
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jun 10, 2009 21:28:28 GMT -5
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MCMGM
Vegeta
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Red Sonic My Ass
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Post by MCMGM on Jun 10, 2009 21:30:00 GMT -5
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Jun 10, 2009 21:30:29 GMT -5
I love this place. We are always able to find bad qualities in cartoon characters. First Patti Mayonnaise was a lesbian, then Ash Ketchum was a dick, then Spongebob Squarepants was a drug dealer, and now this. I read that Patty Mayonnaise one. Tell me more about this Ash Ketchum being a Batista and Spongebob the drug dealer. Here is the Spongebob one. It is one of the topics discussed in the thread. officialfan.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=offtopic&action=display&thread=198246&page=1
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Post by rrm15 on Jun 10, 2009 22:26:02 GMT -5
Sandy Cheeks is a fake name. She left Texas because she's hiding from her loan sharks.
Why do I think Sandy Cheeks is a fake name? Because EVERY other character on the show has a name related to their species.
SPONGEbob Squarepants. SQUIDward tentacles. Patrick STAR Mr. KRABS
And then Sandy Cheeks. Shouldn't it be Sandy Squirrel?
That bitch is hiding something.
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