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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on May 20, 2009 15:18:27 GMT -5
I could attempt the hardcore match I suppose, but if anyone involved in the match wants to help out then that'd be grand, if only because I have little confidence in my ability to write a match like this.
If not I could always just do Boiler vs Doley.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on May 20, 2009 16:23:44 GMT -5
*"Sweet 'N Sour" Mike Corral is seen standing in front of the WWCF logo, a smile on his face and the lovely Portia Perez cuddled up next to him*
I told you. I told you all to expect me. I warned you from the get-go that things were about to pick up and s*** was going to go down.
And Step #1 was revealed on NiteRaw, when I was revealed as KGX's new partner. grbjazzman was the weak link that had to be taken out, and I... well, I was the right man for the job.
Now, I'm not going to pretend that I know any of my opponents in the Survivor Team Challenge Series Match, but what I do know is I'm taking someone out. I don't care if it's Relegate Hunter, Koda, Legion, or grbjazzman again. Sweet 'N Sour and KGX are on the rise baby, and once the Survivor Team Challenge Series is over, there won't be a damn thing anyone can do to stop us from claiming those Tag Team Titles.
That's right baby.
*Mike gives Portia a kiss on the cheek*
And you know this... man!!
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on May 20, 2009 17:15:44 GMT -5
I can handle my match and others can send me ideas.
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Post by littlenaitch on May 20, 2009 21:03:45 GMT -5
Littlenaitch is seen in his den watching a previous match involving Seth Drakin and studying it very carefully when he pauses the video and looks into the camera.
Littlenaitch - Seth, you are an amazing piece of work as you worked out some kind of deal with MOP so he would get Aaron intentionally disqualified so you could escape with your phony championship. We all know that you wanted nothing to do with Aarron so you found a way to stay in one piece for our match this Monday night which in theory is good because you'll be entering this match at your best with no injuries so you have no excuses when I beat you into a bloody pulp!! Now Seth, you are going to regret ever making fun of me with that stupid puppet of yours and for ducking me since December. All my pent up rage, frustration and hatred will be shown this Monday night in this brutal dog collar match. Seth, I have already called the local hospital and reserved a room for me because I know I am probably gonna lose a lot of blood and may suffer a contusion and/or some broken bones but I am willing to sacrifice my health in order to beat the hell out of you!!! Just like the name says Seth, there is No Easy Way Out as I am going to bloody you so bad that you will wish that you had never even came into this company!!
Now Seth, are you prepared for the mental scarring this match is going to cause? Are you ready for the pain and suffering that you are going to go through not only during this match but also after it? I know all too full and well what the ramifications are in this kind of match and I am prepared for it. There is no way Seth, that I am losing my championship to someone like you who doesn't deserve it. You would be a disgrace as the flag bearer for this company. You are a guy who is a no good, little snake in the grass who has no honor or no respect for anybody in this company or anything that this company represents.
I have everyone in this company hoping that I beat you into oblivion at the Survivor Team Challenge Series this coming Monday night as you Seth have rubbed everyone the wrong way since your return from your phony little injury. I am so ready for this match Seth and I am glad that this is a dog collar match as nobody is going to be able to stop me from taking you out!! So Seth, get ready for the pain and suffering you are going to be feeling this coming Monday as I am going to enjoy every single second of this ass kicking I will be delivering!!!!!
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Post by skiller on May 20, 2009 21:41:33 GMT -5
Last week, as many of you felt fit to point out I was beaten by the InterForum Champion. Many of you said he dominated me, and all of you seem to keep telling me I could never beat him. Let me put this into perspective for you. I only lost that match by a cheap shot in my blind spot. I wasn't out wrestled. I wasn't overpowered. I was taken by surprise. There's notihng decisive about it. Above Average just proved he can take out a guy from behind.
Come the PPV, I'm going to go out of my way to prove to each of you that I am better than Above Average. That I can beat Above Average. That I will beat Above Average. Next week I go back to basics and restart on my road to the top. It will all start with a Corporation victory next week. We will close the book on The Story. See the last chapter of this book is titled; "Death of a Stable". Only one team will walk out in one piece. The other just won't walk out.
Oh, and I've heard some rumblings about the current situation between myself and Square. The NAH aren't dying anytime soon. I still have my eyes on the Tag Team Titles, and Square well... I know I can still trust him to carry his share of the load. Because whatever you've heard. Whatever you think you know. There is one thing that is constant. I am the Technical Professional, and I say it like I mean it. Because I do.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on May 20, 2009 21:47:36 GMT -5
Seth: Little Naitch, I had no deal with MOP and like I have said, I didnt appreciate the punch to the face. The only reason I am not taking it personally is because I won the match and kept my belt....otherwise, your stablemate would have been for a night of hell.
I am tired of all your nonsense and I can't wait to get this over with so I can be done with you. The only solace from this whole experience is knowing that once I beat you at this game, I will become the new world champion and I will have more power than anyone in this company.
I am glad you got a hospital room reserved for you because I made sure to get the best room in the local hospital that money can buy. I probably wont see you in that hospital after the match because I am sure you will have some fatass loser laying right next to you so not only will I be making your life miserable during the match with the pain and agony I can inflict, but I'm sure the guy next to you will do the same with the annoyance and the whining.
Now I noticed that in the card, it says that you are going to accompanied to the ring by TheSam, I say if you really want me all to yourself, then you come to the ring alone. I would be a shame for you to be giving all these people a promise that you want to do this by yourself and then have your boss be your backup.
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2009 21:54:27 GMT -5
*Generic Jamaican Angry Promo calling out Above Average and Relegate Hunters*
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Post by Above Average on May 20, 2009 21:56:34 GMT -5
*Generic Jamaican Angry Promo calling out Above Average and Relegate Hunters* Generic me want title shot for your ex-Tromboneweight title promo here.
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2009 21:59:52 GMT -5
*Generic Jamaican Angry Promo calling out Above Average and Relegate Hunters* Generic me want title shot for your ex-Tromboneweight title promo here. *Generic how dare you forget the Lineage of the Whatever the hell I'm calling the Title this week*
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Post by skiller on May 20, 2009 22:06:30 GMT -5
Generic me want title shot for your ex-Tromboneweight title promo here. *Generic how dare you forget the Lineage of the Whatever the hell I'm calling the Title this week* *Appears out of nowhere and yells at TTS for all the crap he put him through after the last show*
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Post by Above Average on May 20, 2009 22:07:38 GMT -5
*Generic how dare you forget the Lineage of the Whatever the hell I'm calling the Title this week* *Appears out of nowhere and yells at TTS for all the crap he put him through after the last show* *Promo about how I beat you for the 3rd time in a row on Monday; coming for Tag titles, etc.*
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Post by Cyno on May 20, 2009 22:08:22 GMT -5
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Like I said, 'Naitch, my interference with Seth Drakin's match was purely something of my own volition. If Drakin and I had some sort of scheme worked out, it would've been something less physically harmful to him.
Besides, why would Drakin willingly ally with me, a member of Corporate and your fellow stablemate? And why would I willingly ally with someone who threatens to take away the WWCF Championship from not only you, but the rest of Corporate? My motivation had everything to do with screwing over Aaron Enigma. Besides my brothers and allies in Corporate, that could've been anyone on the receiving end of my fist: Jazzman, KGX, Motor-Colt, the Brooklyn Brawler, Gene Snitsky. I couldn't care less. All I wanted to do was knock Aaron Enigma's ego down a peg or two.
Now that I've got that cleared up, all I want to say is: Good luck in your match, 'Naitch. Bring the title home for not only yourself, but for Tyfo, the Sam, and the rest of your Corporate Family.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on May 20, 2009 22:08:43 GMT -5
*generic "I'm awesome. HAAAAHAAHAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! promo*
*air guitar*
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Post by skiller on May 20, 2009 22:09:26 GMT -5
*Appears out of nowhere and yells at TTS for all the crap he put him through after the last show* *Promo about how I beat you for the 3rd time in a row on Monday; coming for Tag titles, etc.* *Puts hands over ears and pretends he can't hear him*
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Post by Above Average on May 20, 2009 22:10:24 GMT -5
*Promo about how I beat you for the 3rd time in a row on Monday; coming for Tag titles, etc.* *Puts hands over ears and pretends he can't hear him* *Shouts louder*
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2009 22:11:07 GMT -5
*Generic "I'm the hardcore champion, my team's gonna win, evil is more fun with a mask" promo*
*Set's off pyro burning Starshine*
*Generic evil laugh*
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Post by Cyno on May 20, 2009 22:15:15 GMT -5
*uses a fire extinguisher on Starshine* *blahblahblah Tidal Wave* (major points to whoever gets that second line. I think Koda might be the only one )
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on May 20, 2009 23:19:35 GMT -5
*Generic "Mike Is Awesome" Promo*
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Post by littlenaitch on May 20, 2009 23:40:40 GMT -5
Littlenaitch - Ok Seth, I have no problem going out to the ring by myself on Monday night. I have no problem in bloodying you all by myself you piece of crap!!
So Sam, please, for just this one night, let me go out on my own so I can take care of Seth one-on-one the way it should be.
Now Seth, I am surprised that you have become so confident all of a sudden as it was just last week that you were bitching about having to participate in this match and being chained up like an animal. What is with this sudden change in attitude Seth? I mean I'm not upset that you have decided to become a man about this but it is just so surprising that you came around out of nowhere. I hope you are prepared Seth for all the pain that I will come down upon you on Monday night as I am chomping at the bit to finally tear into you. Nothing is going to get in my way on Monday night Seth from sending you to the hopsital in a bloody heap and retaining the World Wrestlecrap Federation Heavyweight Title!!!!!!
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Post by thesam07 on May 21, 2009 0:30:44 GMT -5
Well, even though you are my client Naitch and I would advise you to have me at ringside, I will accept and stay out of your match. As will the rest of Corporate.
Speaking of which, while everyone is doing their impersonations of Fred G Neric. Let me show you why I ain't no Fred. This Monday. Team Corporate. Captain Cthulu, Tyfo, Starshine and Square will PROVE why they are no Fred. This Monday. MOP will show everyone in Team KGX why it should be renamed Team MOP. This Monday. TTS will show why he is more Hardcore than anyone else. And this Monday. Littlenaitch will take Seth to the limit. And when it's all said and done. Naitch will MOST DEFINATELY NOT BE A FRED!!! Seeya this Monday.
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