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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2009 6:39:13 GMT -5
*Puts hands over ears and pretends he can't hear him* *Shouts louder* *Generic playing Dumb but still challenging Average Promo*
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KGX
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Post by KGX on May 21, 2009 18:39:17 GMT -5
Well it seems as though the more things chance the more they stay the same don't they. You see Jazzman what you do not seem to understand is that the past is the past for a reason. Now the future, well the future is KGX. When I came here I made it my mission to jump to the top of this company taking out anyone in my way, and yes that included you. But you seemed to not want to leave well enough alone. You had to dig up the past and continue to live in it. That's not what I am here to do. My missoin was the gold, but now I am making it my personal mission to take you out.
When you came to me in hopes to reboot the team I knew it was a waste of time. However, I thought that perhaps I could help you. But you lack the one thing that seperates the men from the boys. You lack and have always lacked the fire in your eyes. Like a dog looking for a bone you came for my help because YOU couldn't get the job done one you own.
When I look at Sweet n Sour I see what you don't have. I see the fire, I see the animal, I see someone who is willing to do what it takes to get the job DONE!
So now Jazzman we come to STSC. You round up your posse, I'll round up mine. You and I, we're going to end this....
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Post by Jazzman on May 21, 2009 20:38:48 GMT -5
Well it seems as though the more things chance the more they stay the same don't they. You see Jazzman what you do not seem to understand is that the past is the past for a reason. Now the future, well the future is KGX. When I came here I made it my mission to jump to the top of this company taking out anyone in my way, and yes that included you. But you seemed to not want to leave well enough alone. You had to dig up the past and continue to live in it. That's not what I am here to do. My missoin was the gold, but now I am making it my personal mission to take you out.
When you came to me in hopes to reboot the team I knew it was a waste of time. However, I thought that perhaps I could help you. But you lack the one thing that seperates the men from the boys. You lack and have always lacked the fire in your eyes. Like a dog looking for a bone you came for my help because YOU couldn't get the job done one you own.
When I look at Sweet n Sour I see what you don't have. I see the fire, I see the animal, I see someone who is willing to do what it takes to get the job DONE!
So now Jazzman we come to STSC. You round up your posse, I'll round up mine. You and I, we're going to end this.... You dare to question my drive? You dare to question my fire? I've forgotten why you were even my friend in the first place. It's on KGX... and you're the next victim of the Rebirth of the Cool.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on May 21, 2009 21:32:29 GMT -5
Everyone's counting down the days to Monday now. The Story vs. Corporate, the clash of the century, will be the biggest match of the career for myself, as well as the other members of The Story and every member of Corporate. They can deny it all they want, but the way I see it, this match will set the stage for the coming months. I've been looked down on by every single member of Corporate, minus TTS he's off spouting challenges to Above Average or something. That doesn't include Littlenaitch either because he respects The Story and what we strive to achieve, well, at least myself and Motor-Colt. The others think I'm just running my mouth, and I won't back any of it up. Sam has been threatening me, Tyfo hates me, Square and Starshine hate me, M.O.P. DEFINITELY hates me, even Cthulhu doesn't not have the best impression of me. I have quite the list of people that hate me, and they all happen to be in Corporate.
But anyways, the point is, Monday is the first time I've had a match with all the members of The Story working together. So what I've been doing this week, is actually doing some research on my own stablemates. I need to know how they fight, what they do, how the move in the ring, all so I can work together better with them. I need to pull my own weight, I can't keep living in their shadows, and it starts Monday.
I'm not going anywhere Corporate. You want to beat me up, make it happen, I'll recover and come back stronger. You see, the fantastic thing about people, is they evolve. They adapt to new situations. You keep punching me in the face, eventually I'll start dodging it. You keeping putting me in submission holds, eventually I'll start breaking them. You keep pinning me, eventually I'll start kicking out. Soon enough, I'll become strong enough to take any of you on, and beat you. That's human nature.
Besides, what really would you gain from taking me out? I mean, according to you guys, I'm a nobody, I don't deserve to be where I am and I should stop running my mouth. Well here's a newsflash for you guys. As far as I'm concerned, right now The Story on Page One is the Head Detective. I'm not backing down from any of you. Hit me with a chair, have Sam slap me across the face, I'll spit blood right back in his. You can threaten me all you want. Every week, I'll be in that ring competing. Come and say hi sometime, I'll make sure to give you a hell of a greeting.
The vendetta is close at hand. I am your enemy, and you are mine, the difference is I know all about you guys. Do you REALLY know me, do you Know Your Enemy. If you think you do, you are dead wrong. Human nature will be your downfall Corporate. Violence is an energy, and you cannot control it. I've dug deep down to unleash the demons within me, and believe me, you won't know what hit you. On Monday, you will beat witness to a darker side of the enigma, and after the match, you'll wish you did your homework. Myself, and the rest of The Story are coming for you Corporate, and we will Take the Power Back at STCS.
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Post by Topher is Human on May 21, 2009 21:50:04 GMT -5
Well, Team Story vs Team Corporate is getting closer and we finally know who will be on the latter team. And I must say, I'm feeling confident. I'm not one to brag (hahaha), but I'm more than confident that The Beginning of the End for Corporate starts on Monday, just like I said it would a month ago.
First off we have the Captian, Cthulhu. Now this is a guy I know to take seriously. Earlier in our careers we had put on an amazing string of matches that helped boost both of our careers... Until it got into the swing of things where he simply could. not. beat. me. Then of course I went on to greatness and he kept disappearing. Who knows, he might disappear after this match too.
Then there is Starshine, better known as the on minute man. Nuff said.
Then you have Square, now him and his partner could potentially be huge one day. I'm quite sure that they definately will be. But for now, they've been getting way to ahead of themselves stepping in the ring with The Story and expecting to get an easy win. This has lead to NAH losing to Me and AA 4 times now, and on top of that I am 2-0 against Square.
Then of course there is Tyfo. Who frankly I just don't like. Not gonna lie there.
Then on this side, you have the hottest rising star in the industry today in Aaron Enigma, You have the most evil son of a bitch to grace the earth in the Hardcore Champion Wordlife, you have the most purely talented wrestler in the from of the Inter-Forum Champ Double A, and then you have The King of Wrestlecrap, former would champ King Colt.
There's a reason that throughout all this Stable nonsense, The Story is the only Stable to not dissolve into other stables. I mean we've had Pride, The Family, Cult Chaos, The Crusade, hell even Corporate come and go, with them either disbanding or joining other stables... We have been consistantly dominant in our goal of restoring peace, honor and prestige to the WWCF. And it continues monday.
And there's your Story on Page One.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on May 21, 2009 23:12:00 GMT -5
Hey! Motor-Colt! Enigma! It's time for both of you to sit down and shut the f*** up because Captain Awesome Cthulhu is about to speak, baby! Now, I'm not going to lie, I'll be completely honest and say what's on my mind right now -- Team Corporate rocks, and Team the Story sucks. You suck. Yeah!
I mean, Above Average... who the hell is he? He's one ugly son of a bitch, of course! AA's got nothing on a superior-ly awesome man like me, and while I congratulate his long but un-amazing title reign, I have to be honest and say he sucks! Yeah!
Now, Evil M...asked wordlifeecw. I remember him. He used to be cool. He used to be brutal, man, but staying too long with you guys so now he sucks! Seriously, man, without that mask you're not evil at all.
Enigma, well. Keep talking. Keep talking about how you keep evolving -- you still suck!
And, finally... Motor-Colt! "King" Motor-Colt with his crown stuck up his royal arse... you've won too many times against me, man. I don't like it, and I'll make sure it won't ever happen again if we meet again, one on one. It really does piss me off to lose to a suck-ass like you, man, but I'm a new man today and a better one than the time we last fought.
You guys want a story on page one? Well, at STCS, it's going to be the final chapter, baby! WWCF Corporate is ready to rumble, yeah!
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on May 22, 2009 0:28:06 GMT -5
So wait, we're supposed to tremble in fear because you call yourself Captain Awesome? I think I'll pass on that. Anyways, where have you been anyways? For the shining star of Corporate you sure seem to disappear a lot. I thought Tyfo was going to lead your team at STCS and you just kinda show up.
Cthulhu, let's face facts, I've never beaten you, and I know this, however, I'll keep talking about evolving because it seems we both have. I've become the greatest rising star of the company currently, and you...well you found a guitar. You said you would play us a requiem way back, yet you haven't delivered on that, because apparently after every PPV you disappear for a couple of weeks. Was Battlebowl really that hard for you? I mean, I came back and fought a number one contenders match, a cage match and a title match. Yeah, I lost, but at least I've been doing stuff.
You haven't earned the right to judge any of us. Try competing as much as the rest of us before you do that. Time for you to leave the stage, Corporate rocker, and make room for the new stars in the business.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on May 22, 2009 2:02:15 GMT -5
HAAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Enigma, you're a stupid bastard -- I fought a total of three matches after battlebowl, like you. How the hell can that be called dissappearing, hm? Tell me, Mister Detective?
You want a requiem? You want ME to leave the stage? Well, go f*** yourself, because I play by my rules, I play by Corporate's rules, and I leave when I want to leave! But I like what you said, baby! I liked it so much that I no longer see you as a nobody, but an idiot I have to crack open in the middle of the ring.
You really want a requiem? STCS, baby -- get ready for Rock and Roll, Corporate, Cthulhu! and then, the Story's end!
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littlenaitch
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Post by littlenaitch on May 22, 2009 2:40:14 GMT -5
We cut to an shot of Freemont Street in Downtown Las Vegas as we see Littlenaitch walking around when he looks into the camera.
Littlenaitch - First of all I want to thank Sam for honoring my request by not coming down to ringside with me on Monday night in my huge match against Seth. Now Seth, you got your request as it will definately be one on one between you and me but just in case you have something up your sleeve, I have my tag team partner Tyfo watching my back from the locker room just in case you try something. Now I know you're gonna laugh at that which is just like you but let me remind you that Tyfo and I are the greatest World Tag Team Champions of all time here in the WWCF and together, we are dominant and seperate, we are just as dangerous as you are going to find out here in just a few short days.
Seth, the countdown is on until this No Easy Way Out dog collar match that is going to be the most brutal match in this companies short history!! As the old saying goes, this match will most definately not be for the faint of heart. This is going to be extremely brutal and I can guarantee that neither one of us is going to ever be the same again.
Where are you Seth? You have gotten pretty quiet since you challenged me to come down to ringside alone. Are you again getting cold feet? Are you starting to finally realize that you are in danger of losing some time off of your career? Let me remind you Seth, this contract is a legally binding contract and if you try to get out of it, you will either be suspended for ninty days or you will be terminated. Now, I have talked to Dave and asked him not to suspend you if you don't show up until I finally get you in a match so Seth, you might as well show up for this show on Monday night because one way or another, this match is taking place whether you accept it or not!!! So Seth, I am counting the minutes until I can finally make you pay for everything that you have put me through over the last six months. You Seth, are going to feel pain that you have never felt before and you will be BEGGING me to stop punishing you which I probably wont until I knock you out and you have to be stretchered out of the arena. I'll see ya Monday, Seth!!!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on May 22, 2009 8:41:10 GMT -5
We cut to an shot of Freemont Street in Downtown Las Vegas as we see Littlenaitch walking around when he looks into the camera.
Littlenaitch - First of all I want to thank Sam for honoring my request by not coming down to ringside with me on Monday night in my huge match against Seth. Now Seth, you got your request as it will definately be one on one between you and me but just in case you have something up your sleeve, I have my tag team partner Tyfo watching my back from the locker room just in case you try something. Now I know you're gonna laugh at that which is just like you but let me remind you that Tyfo and I are the greatest World Tag Team Champions of all time here in the WWCF and together, we are dominant and seperate, we are just as dangerous as you are going to find out here in just a few short days.
Seth, the countdown is on until this No Easy Way Out dog collar match that is going to be the most brutal match in this companies short history!! As the old saying goes, this match will most definately not be for the faint of heart. This is going to be extremely brutal and I can guarantee that neither one of us is going to ever be the same again.
Where are you Seth? You have gotten pretty quiet since you challenged me to come down to ringside alone. Are you again getting cold feet? Are you starting to finally realize that you are in danger of losing some time off of your career? Let me remind you Seth, this contract is a legally binding contract and if you try to get out of it, you will either be suspended for ninty days or you will be terminated. Now, I have talked to Dave and asked him not to suspend you if you don't show up until I finally get you in a match so Seth, you might as well show up for this show on Monday night because one way or another, this match is taking place whether you accept it or not!!! So Seth, I am counting the minutes until I can finally make you pay for everything that you have put me through over the last six months. You Seth, are going to feel pain that you have never felt before and you will be BEGGING me to stop punishing you which I probably wont until I knock you out and you have to be stretchered out of the arena. I'll see ya Monday, Seth!!! Seth: The reason I havent talked much is because that time is over and the time for action has now begun. I am more prepared for this match than any match in my career because I will not allow you to end it.
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littlenaitch
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Post by littlenaitch on May 23, 2009 1:05:28 GMT -5
Littlenaitch is watching a video of Seth's latest promo and being to laugh.
Littlenaitch - Seth, Seth, Seth, I am really enjoying you syching yourself up for this match. We all know Seth that you are scared to death to get inside that ring with me on Monday night cause you know I am hell bent on taking you out!!!
Now, the time for talking is not over yet Seth cause I want you to realize just how badly hurt you are going to get. After this match on Monday night Seth, what Milo did to you a few months ago will look a cup cake compared to what I have planned. After this match Seth, just like I have been saying all week, you will be laying in that hospital room all bandaged up and you will be wondering to yourself why did I piss off Littlenaitch. Why did I underestimate this man? You see Seth, I will also be in the hospital after our match but I will be walking out of it much sooner then you will. I am walking into this match as the World Heavyweight Champion and I damn well will be walking out as the World Heavyweight Champion!!!! See ya Monday Drakin!!!
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Post by thesam07 on May 23, 2009 2:05:55 GMT -5
*We see The Sam leaving his office with a sad look on his face* Fred Neric - Sam, why do you looked so bummed? The Sam - I'm not going to lie to you Fred. I have just received a phone call from Corporates official Doctor, Dr Dave Shultz. And he has informed me that Square will not be able to compete in this Mondays PPV due to an injury he received in the ring. Square will be out for a few weeks. Fred Neric - So, what does this mean for the PPV match he was supposed to compete in? The Sam - Well since TTS and MOP are allready involved in other matches, I think it is only fair that one member of The Story should be barred from the match. I mean, 4 on 3? How is that fair? Amigo - Hold on a second there Sam. (Amigo walks in) The Sam - What do you want Amigo? Can't you see this is MY interview time? Amigo - As Commisioner of WWCF I must inform you that no such actions will be taking place against Team Story. The Sam - What do you mean no actions? Are you saying you want The STory to have one more member than Team Corporate? That is unfair! I oughta tell the WWCF Board that you are trying to prevent my clients from an equal playing field. And they will hang you up so high that... Amigo - I didn't say that. What I am saying is Team Story will have 4 members and Team Corporate will also have 4 members. The Sam - ....what do you mean Team Corporate will have 4 members? There is no one else left for this match? Square is injured, MOP and TTS are involved in other matches. Amigo - Well, how about YOU? The Sam - WHAT!?!? NO! I AM NOT A WRESTLER! I AM A WWCF EXECUTIVE! I AM NOT PUTTING MYSELF IN HARMS WAY! Amigo - Fine, then I will declare that The Story are the winners due to forfeit. The Sam - WAIT WAIT WAIT!.....FINE! I'll do it. But you remember this John, the moment you step out of line, I will FIRE you. Amigo - Well until then, good luck on Monday. Your going to need it. (Amigo walks off screen while The Sam pulls his hair out)
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Post by Topher is Human on May 23, 2009 3:39:16 GMT -5
Gotta say, anyone else really enjoying LittleNaitch's subtle but definate face turn that's developed since Wargames?
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Post by Topher is Human on May 23, 2009 3:40:20 GMT -5
Oh, that's a shame... Miss out on beating Square again... AH well, The Sam will have do for now... ;D
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on May 23, 2009 5:49:30 GMT -5
Well it seems as though the more things chance the more they stay the same don't they. You see Jazzman what you do not seem to understand is that the past is the past for a reason. Now the future, well the future is KGX. When I came here I made it my mission to jump to the top of this company taking out anyone in my way, and yes that included you. But you seemed to not want to leave well enough alone. You had to dig up the past and continue to live in it. That's not what I am here to do. My missoin was the gold, but now I am making it my personal mission to take you out.
When you came to me in hopes to reboot the team I knew it was a waste of time. However, I thought that perhaps I could help you. But you lack the one thing that seperates the men from the boys. You lack and have always lacked the fire in your eyes. Like a dog looking for a bone you came for my help because YOU couldn't get the job done one you own.
When I look at Sweet n Sour I see what you don't have. I see the fire, I see the animal, I see someone who is willing to do what it takes to get the job DONE!
So now Jazzman we come to STSC. You round up your posse, I'll round up mine. You and I, we're going to end this.... You dare to question my drive? You dare to question my fire? I've forgotten why you were even my friend in the first place. It's on KGX... and you're the next victim of the Rebirth of the Cool. We'll see if I even allow that to happen.
You see grbjazzman, while you may focus on KGX, don't you ever take your eyes off of Sweet 'N Sour. Because the second your focus waivers, the second your attention's elsewhere... you, and the rest of the fools that choose to follow you, will feel the Sensations... from... Above.
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2009 9:29:22 GMT -5
Dunna woory Meesta Sam ja mon I watchin ya in da match
Ya just stay behin dis *Rubs Muscle* Wall'O Suddern fury and na a Single Story chumpo be-a touchin ya While I be around
I could stop me a hurricane wit dees Story bein na problem Meesta Sam ja mon
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Post by Relegate Hunter on May 23, 2009 11:02:58 GMT -5
You dare to question my drive? You dare to question my fire? I've forgotten why you were even my friend in the first place. It's on KGX... and you're the next victim of the Rebirth of the Cool. We'll see if I even allow that to happen.
You see grbjazzman, while you may focus on KGX, don't you ever take your eyes off of Sweet 'N Sour. Because the second your focus waivers, the second your attention's elsewhere... you, and the rest of the fools that choose to follow you, will feel the Sensations... from... Above. Take your own advice Mike, because that survivor match is my first oppourtunty to shine on the main stage. And I am going to take that shot and grasp it. And at the end of the match,win lose or draw, I will leave the fans with a smile
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2009 11:06:34 GMT -5
We'll see if I even allow that to happen.
You see grbjazzman, while you may focus on KGX, don't you ever take your eyes off of Sweet 'N Sour. Because the second your focus waivers, the second your attention's elsewhere... you, and the rest of the fools that choose to follow you, will feel the Sensations... from... Above. Take your own advice Mike, because that survivor match is my first oppourtunty to shine on the main stage. And I am going to take that shot and grasp it. And at the end of the match,win lose or draw, I will leave the fans with a smile Dey be smilin cause you be leavin Hunta mon
The facta the of de matter is everyone be watchin de Worlds Strongest Redneck and De mangaer of de champs in dere The world is watchin and I dunna be disappointin me mon
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Post by Relegate Hunter on May 23, 2009 11:11:11 GMT -5
Take your own advice Mike, because that survivor match is my first oppourtunty to shine on the main stage. And I am going to take that shot and grasp it. And at the end of the match,win lose or draw, I will leave the fans with a smile Dey be smilin cause you be leavin Hunta mon
The facta the of de matter is everyone be watchin de Worlds Strongest Redneck and De mangaer of de champs in dere The world is watchin and I dunna be disappointin me mon Shame you already disappointed the fans. Shame you turned your back on these fans and you let them fire your tag team partner, your friend. You are nothing more than a money hungry whore and I pity you.
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2009 11:17:40 GMT -5
Dey be smilin cause you be leavin Hunta mon
The facta the of de matter is everyone be watchin de Worlds Strongest Redneck and De mangaer of de champs in dere The world is watchin and I dunna be disappointin me mon Shame you already disappointed the fans. Shame you turned your back on these fans and you let them fire your tag team partner, your friend. You are nothing more than a money hungry whore and I pity you. Whitey he had de problems I refused to be dragged down wit dat boy
I have workin hard to get up here and I ain't goin back down
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