H-Fist
Hank Scorpio
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Post by H-Fist on May 31, 2009 22:56:37 GMT -5
I just came across a fantastic quote, whether it is read in or out of context, and figured starting a thread with the above title would be my excuse to share it with all of you. Whether you heard it in a book, movie, real life, whatever; share your quotent quotables with the rest of the board.
Here is my inspiration:
"Cheese crumbs spread before a pair of copulating rats will distract the female, but not the male."
--Dr. Alfred Kinsey
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Post by Shy Guy on May 31, 2009 22:57:29 GMT -5
"Stand for something or you'll fall for anything."
-Kevin Dunn, my documentary debates teacher
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Post by Jason Todd Grisham on May 31, 2009 23:01:24 GMT -5
“Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.”- Oscar Wilde
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Post by Paul Servo on May 31, 2009 23:04:05 GMT -5
If it wasn't for the horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college
- Some woman at IHOP
It's a good thing to have a big head
- Kathy Ireland
SPICE WORLD is a good movie
- dude that worked at the comic shop I go to
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on May 31, 2009 23:12:14 GMT -5
It's a good thing to have a big head - Kathy Ireland If Kathy Ireland says it, then it's gospel. GOT IT?! |
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Soultastic
El Dandy
Only an idiot can be completely happy.
Posts: 8,015
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Post by Soultastic on May 31, 2009 23:13:24 GMT -5
Study without desire spoils the memory, and it retains nothing that it takes in.
-Leonardo da Vinci
He who fights monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
-Nietzsche
My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!
-Credited to Ozymandias (Ramses II) by Percy Bysshe Shelley
You see, son, a woman is a lot like... err... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds... they... make ice... uhhh... oh! Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! [drains his beer] But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman! [runs to the fridge]
-Homer Simpson
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Post by Paul Servo on May 31, 2009 23:39:58 GMT -5
It's a good thing to have a big head - Kathy Ireland If Kathy Ireland says it, then it's gospel. GOT IT?! Oh I never said it wasn't a good quote. It was just random |
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Strotha
Hank Scorpio
In heaven, everything is fine
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Post by Strotha on May 31, 2009 23:40:52 GMT -5
"In the house of pain, there are ten thousand shrines." - Aleister Crowley.
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Post by Silent Brad on Jun 1, 2009 0:10:24 GMT -5
"A day without laughter is a day wasted" - Charlie Chaplin
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Post by Childish Gambino on Jun 1, 2009 0:31:51 GMT -5
Isn't Stanley a girls name?
- Me
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Strotha
Hank Scorpio
In heaven, everything is fine
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Post by Strotha on Jun 1, 2009 0:55:03 GMT -5
"Wrists are for girls. I'm slitting my throat." - Ginger Snaps.
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Post by Cela on Jun 1, 2009 0:58:18 GMT -5
Sex is not for Procreation!
-My buddy Juan
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Post by jobberlybob on Jun 1, 2009 1:09:23 GMT -5
"If my soldiers were to begin to think, not one would remain in the ranks."
- Frederick the Great.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jun 1, 2009 1:29:51 GMT -5
"Stand for something or you'll fall for anything." -Kevin Dunn, my documentary debates teacher Or Alexander Hamilton. One of those. "... When this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit." -- Dr Emmet Brown, Back to the Future. |
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El Pollo Guerrera
Grimlock
His name has chicken in it, and he is good at makin' .gifs, so that's cool.
Status: Runner
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Jun 1, 2009 1:34:48 GMT -5
I guess this isn't 'random', but I like it...
"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." - Mark Twain
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Jun 1, 2009 2:29:00 GMT -5
"Honk! Honk!"
Harpo Marx
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Bub (BLM)
Patti Mayonnaise
advocates duck on rodent violence
Fed. Up.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Jun 1, 2009 2:36:27 GMT -5
"Hey! Naked Avengers painted on the side of the pool! This guy's a loser, but he's my kind of loser. Where's Sue Rchards!?!?"
- Deadpool
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Strotha
Hank Scorpio
In heaven, everything is fine
Posts: 6,384
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Post by Strotha on Jun 1, 2009 2:48:06 GMT -5
"Fight sickness with sickness." - Bob Flanagan.
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2009 2:50:54 GMT -5
"How am I supposed to eat my soup without an envelope?"
-Random drunk comedian from the last time I went to a comedy club
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jun 1, 2009 3:03:26 GMT -5
"I see myself as a sensitive, intelligent human being, but with the soul of a clown that always forces me to blow it at the most crucial moment"
Jim Morrison
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