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Post by Silent Brad on Jun 19, 2009 2:16:01 GMT -5
Post some awesomely lame jokes.
Three bank robbers are running from the police and run into a potato factory. They each hide in a potato sack. The police arrive and see the bags are moving.
The police kick the first potato sack and the first robber says, "Meow Meow"
Police say, "Oh its just a cat"
They kick the second potato sack and the second robber says, "Bow Wow!"
Police say, "Oh it's just a dog"
They kick the third potato sack and the third robber says, "Potato, Potato!"
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Jun 19, 2009 2:19:49 GMT -5
I gave Water Polo a shot the other day. I had a bit of trouble getting my Horse in the pool though....
When I go to restaurants I do really like Duck. But I don't usually order it because it comes with a big bill.
Put a skylight in the other day. The people living above me were furious.
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Jun 19, 2009 2:21:13 GMT -5
Here's a bad joke told in a story.
A couple of nights ago I was at Ground Kontrol for live Rock Band. A girl on the bass got on the microphone while players where still switching when she dropped this one.
"Wanna hear a joke? Ok, what do you get when you cross a pig with an omelet? HAMLET!"
We all booed her back to the stone age and she acts all pissy. Then she drops this one.
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"&%$# YOU!"
Good times.
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Slim Loves Lily
El Dandy
I'm gonna want the milksteak boiled over hard.
Posts: 8,983
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Post by Slim Loves Lily on Jun 19, 2009 2:22:39 GMT -5
What do ducks eat?
A BOX OF QUACKERS!!! ;D
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Jun 19, 2009 2:23:20 GMT -5
I was walking home the other day and while crossing the road I was hit by a bus. A policeman ran up and said 'Quick tell me your name so I can tell your parents!' to which I replied 'But they already know my name'.
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Derk!
Hank Scorpio
Yeah, "looks like."
Posts: 5,072
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Post by Derk! on Jun 19, 2009 2:24:21 GMT -5
What do you use to cure a sick pig?
OINKMENT!!!
I'll leave now....
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
Posts: 78,486
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Post by bob on Jun 19, 2009 2:25:19 GMT -5
knock knock
who's there
Braden Walker and I'm gonna knock your brians out
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jun 19, 2009 2:46:34 GMT -5
I never thought pigs could fly but that was before Swine Flu
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Kruton
Bubba Ho-Tep
I'd stand on my head to make you a deal
Posts: 564
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Post by Kruton on Jun 19, 2009 2:53:52 GMT -5
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
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Post by Ash Kingston on Jun 19, 2009 3:01:07 GMT -5
...WARNING: Foul Language. You are being warned.
*bows*
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Jun 19, 2009 14:09:55 GMT -5
Why do pirates love their wenches so much?
Because they have a nice booty!
Yes, I'm the one who came up with that one.
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CM Dazz
King Koopa
Chuck
Posts: 10,475 
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Post by CM Dazz on Jun 19, 2009 14:58:02 GMT -5
Two guys walk into a bar the third one ducks.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If the flew over the bay, they'd be called baygulls.
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Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
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Post by Deleted on Jun 19, 2009 15:08:28 GMT -5
What do you call cheese that's someone else's?
NACHO CHEESE
Did you hear who killed Soulja Boy's grandma?
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Yah.
Yah whoo? (Yahoo!)
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Brother Coyote
Samurai Cop
Has Clarity of Vision Is an engine of will
Posts: 2,124
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Post by Brother Coyote on Jun 19, 2009 15:11:09 GMT -5
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
So the Riddler, fresh off narrowly escaping from batman after his latest caper decides to hit a bar. He starts drinking heavily and closes the place. As he's leaving he sees a nun across the street, he runs at her screaming waving his ? shaped walking stick above her head and she takes off screaming.
As he walks away he says "Ha! You aren't so tough batman."
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polexia
Don Corleone
keep bleeding love...
Posts: 1,760
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Post by polexia on Jun 19, 2009 15:23:06 GMT -5
man walks in to a bar.. says ouch.
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Post by 1 on Jun 19, 2009 15:29:47 GMT -5
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.
Why do bulimics love KFC ?
Because it comes with a bucket.
How do you make your wife scream after an intercourse ?
Wipe your pecker on the curtains.
What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A private tutor.
What did the dog say to the tree?
bark.
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Jobes
Unicron
Posts: 3,199
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Post by Jobes on Jun 19, 2009 15:42:34 GMT -5
What's the difference between a human being and a can of peanuts?
One's a human being, and the other's a food.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Jun 19, 2009 15:49:35 GMT -5
Why do pink flamingos always raise a leg?
Because if they raised both of them, they'd fall.
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Post by willywonka666 on Jun 19, 2009 16:22:43 GMT -5
Q:What's brown and has holes?
A:Swiss Shit!
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Post by Cyberwoo on Jun 19, 2009 18:17:01 GMT -5
Two peanuts were walking in the park… one was assaulted.
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