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Post by Lance Uppercut on Jul 29, 2005 17:20:58 GMT -5
Not really, but let's just say you were in charge of the smackdown side of things. And you just flat out decided "F--- Upn". And go the HBK/DX route of "just fire us already and let's be done with it" philosphy. My favorite has to be from another thread Oh, me too. I hope they TOTALLY go off. I want them to hand over a tape that just... Cole: (Dressed in Hawaiian shirt and cutoffs) Welcome to the very last Smackdown, mutha*******s! (drinks fruity tropical drink) Tonight we're gonna... watch... wrestling... or something... I don't know. I'm freakin' blasted! WOOO! Taz: *runs past, naked but for the Boogeyman's horns" WOOO! ECW! ECW! ECW! Or they could have one final Double Dare round! Someone also said something along the lines of everyone getting slimed (ala nickelodeon) at teh end of the broadcast. I would also like to add the comedic trumpic "mwumwumwu...." And Vince McMahon cut a final promo on upn like Paul Heyman except he slaps the camera at the end and either goes "I'm Vince McMahon Dammit" or Rick James style "I'm Vinny Mack pregnant dog!" O and let's not forget one nice little ratings boost and use of the women with nothing to do... Smackdown wet t-shirt pillow fight where you only win by stripping everyone else down and the screen fades to black right when it looks like an orgy is about to bust out (Thanks for watching folks but we're out of time). |
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Post by wolfe3001 on Jul 29, 2005 17:23:12 GMT -5
Is your last name Russo?
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Post by Lance Uppercut on Jul 29, 2005 17:26:52 GMT -5
No but I just want to think of the worst smackdown ever that would be hilarious as a final "screw you" to UPN. |
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Post by jennie on Jul 29, 2005 17:29:30 GMT -5
2 hours of Muhammed Hassan in the ring, with sticks of Dynamite strapped around him, holding the building hostage until his message is heard, whilst Daivari cuts promos in Pharsi all night long.
I'd watch it.
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Jul 29, 2005 17:31:07 GMT -5
Also scheduled for the last SmackDown:
* Heidenreich enters the ring, and picks a little kid in the audience to be his friend. He asks the kid if he wants a candy bar, and the kid says Yes. Heidenreich then slaps the kid in the face and says "You should never take candy from strangers, you (bleep)ing little brat!!!"
* Torrie Wilson and Candice Michelle have a bra and panties match. However both of them are wearing 74 layers of clothing. The match lasts 93 minutes.
* JBL cuts a promo, marking the first time the phrase "No Coloreds" has ever been uttered in prime time.
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Post by EZ: Brainy Bae on Jul 29, 2005 17:37:16 GMT -5
Vince should make UPN join the kiss-my-ass club
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Post by Lance Uppercut on Jul 29, 2005 17:38:28 GMT -5
2 hours of Muhammed Hassan in the ring, with sticks of Dynamite strapped around him, holding the building hostage until his message is heard, whilst Daivari cuts promos in Pharsi all night long. I'd watch it. Cole: Hey wait a minute, those aren't dynamite. Those are Hot dogs.... Armour Hot dogs. Taz: (slaps face) What kind of man wears Amour Hot Dogs!? |
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Post by EZ: Brainy Bae on Jul 29, 2005 17:47:19 GMT -5
Cole:WILL YOU STOP WITH THE HOT DOGS?
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Ass Dan
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Post by Ass Dan on Jul 29, 2005 17:55:26 GMT -5
On the final SmackDown!, it will be 2 hours devoted to the cruiserweights.
Yeah, I said it.
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Post by Sumbody Gon' Get Dey Kneelift on Jul 29, 2005 19:49:09 GMT -5
The Mole grows into Triple H. And owns the ENTIRE ROSTER.
At this point, I'd mark for it.
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Post by Pgarodactyl on Jul 29, 2005 19:54:26 GMT -5
Muhammed Hassan shoots on UPN... literally. Daivari wheels out a large target with the UPN logo right up front, and Hassan shoots darts at it.
Then, JBL does some dumb racist crap.
Torrie Wilson does a promo to end the show. It lasts 20 minutes and is her ranting about how hard it is to find the right shade of nail polish.
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Post by B.A. on Jul 29, 2005 20:54:20 GMT -5
id flip if hassan came out and did a shoot
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Post by whoopdeedoo on Jul 29, 2005 23:57:49 GMT -5
6 Words: Two Hours of JBL Goose-Stepping
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jul 30, 2005 0:31:48 GMT -5
The Michael Cole and Heidenreich feud comes to a head with Cole raping Heidenreich.
And JBL and Road Warrior Animal take there epic feud to a 90 min Iron man match.
Those are the only two segments.
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Post by Christianv2 on Jul 30, 2005 1:08:58 GMT -5
he rapes heidy for 30 mins?...
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Post by Lucky Duck on Jul 30, 2005 1:11:15 GMT -5
he rapes heidy for 30 mins?... Well.....you can't just rush these things............... |
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Post by Hollywood Cthulhu on Jul 30, 2005 2:32:21 GMT -5
In the Last Smackdown ( commercial free!):
8pm-8:15 Cole and Taz debate the relative merits of spelling Taz with one z or 2
8:16-8:17 JBL squashed by Daniel Puder
8:18-8:22 Mick Foley does a stunning rendition of the theme to "The Andy Milanokis Show"
8:23-8:24 JBL squashed by Road warrior Animal
8:25-8:30 Stephanie formally apologizes for the Al Wilson angle
8:31-8:32 Batista squashed by Christian. Christian is new champ!
8:33-9:03 Benoit vs. Christian ladder match for title...Christian retains!
9:04-9:05 JBL squashed by Davari
9:06-9:08 Mark Henry walks out, tears up his contract, apologizes for wasting our time, and leaves...never to be seen again....
9:09-9:39 Booker T vs. Eddie G. Booker wins via Harlem Hangover and then gives us a tearful goodbye as he announces his retirement
9:40-9:41 JBL squashed by the Blue Meanie
9:42 Stephanie announces she is 3 months pregnant, and has decided to quit the biz permanently so she can raise HHH jr.
9:43-10:00 Surprise entrance by The Rock! He announces his return to the WWE for a year, as he "needs time off from making movies" Rock cuts a hilarious promo on UPN, and reccomends we tune in to USA next week for Smackdown...Show finishes with a shot backstage of the entire lockerroom waiting their turn to slap JBL silly ala that scene in "Airplane"
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Post by kanyoncutter on Jul 30, 2005 2:41:09 GMT -5
Smackdown finale is simple.
Open the show with a tribute to SCSA full of middle fingers.
Cut to Randy Orton backstage RKOing all the divas to which Michael Cole runs backstage and gives him a hug and they leave together with rico driving a limo.
(commercial break so people can have time to throw up because taz was lying in that interview saying cole likes jack daniels and cigars)
Come back with Tony Schivone and Taz calling the show.
Have an 8 man cruiserweight match that lasts 30 min.
with commercials tossed in.
Have JBL come out and talk about border patrol and then proceede to run around the back chasing down cruserwieghts before getting hit with the mexicools lawnmower.
Melina comes out to the ring and gets in and out of the ring for 15 min.
Main event Batista squashes some jobber and screams profanities while holding a upn sign.
Taz and Schivone say this was the greatest night in the history of our sport and to tune into smackdown on usa next week. They end with an crowd chant of screw upn.
Yes I was trying to look for most ways to bother UPN.
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Post by Chainsaw on Jul 30, 2005 2:44:06 GMT -5
In the Last Smackdown ( commercial free!): 8pm-8:15 Cole and Taz debate the relative merits of spelling Taz with one z or 2 8:16-8:17 JBL squashed by Daniel Puder 8:18-8:22 Mick Foley does a stunning rendition of the theme to "The Andy Milanokis Show" 8:23-8:24 JBL squashed by Road warrior Animal 8:25-8:30 Stephanie formally apologizes for the Al Wilson angle 8:31-8:32 Batista squashed by Christian. Christian is new champ! 8:33-9:03 Benoit vs. Christian ladder match for title...Christian retains! 9:04-9:05 JBL squashed by Davari 9:06-9:08 Mark Henry walks out, tears up his contract, apologizes for wasting our time, and leaves...never to be seen again.... 9:09-9:39 Booker T vs. Eddie G. Booker wins via Harlem Hangover and then gives us a tearful goodbye as he announces his retirement 9:40-9:41 JBL squashed by the Blue Meanie 9:42 Stephanie announces she is 3 months pregnant, and has decided to quit the biz permanently so she can raise HHH jr. 9:43-10:00 Surprise entrance by The Rock! He announces his return to the WWE for a year, as he "needs time off from making movies" Rock cuts a hilarious promo on UPN, and reccomends we tune in to USA next week for Smackdown...Show finishes with a shot backstage of the entire lockerroom waiting their turn to slap JBL silly ala that scene in "Airplane" Best idea yet! It will be interesting to see how they go out, but with the way things are going, I wouldn't be a bit surprised if UPN just cancels it without a final show. |
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Post by amsiraK on Jul 30, 2005 8:23:23 GMT -5
The Mole grows into Triple H. And owns the ENTIRE ROSTER. At this point, I'd mark for it. They could tease it for weeks, with a hand coming out, then a leg... Aww, I'm flattered! I actually inspired a whole thread? |
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