Post by 20fthighpiledriver on Jul 30, 2005 10:52:45 GMT -5
Vince Russo's Smackdown UPN Finale-
The show starts off with Al Snow's theme music "What does everybody want?". Al Snow walks out to the ring and gets on the mic, he talks about how everyone wants "head" and how Michael Cole gave him good "head" the night before. Cole is speachless, taz laughs.
Commercial Break showing some retarded UPN shows
Fist match- Heidenreich and Animal Vs MNM (AGAIN)
Heidenreich gets on the mic and talks about how Cole was a good piece of @ss. Animal And Heidenreich win by pinfall. Hassan comes from out of the crowd with a ski mask and takes Michael Cole hostage with a box cutter. He grabs a mic, "Why does everyone discriminate against me?! I Am Not a terrorist!!I work at a Quick-E mark for God's sake!!" Taz puts him in the tazzmission.
Commercial Break showing some retarded UPN shows
Theodore Long comes out dressed like a part of Raven's Flock. He says he Hates ECW and the crowd can no longer chant ECW. He says he also hates White People. He tells America and UPN to kiss his old winkley black @ss. He says that tonight there will be a Threeway match with the BWO. There will also be a gang beatdown match, Orlando Jordan, Booker T, Taz vs JBL.
Commercial Break showing some retarded UPN shows
Eddie comes out and says that he had Domonic with Chyna. He tells rey to come out. He also says that hes been sleeping with domonic and he's going to get married to him. He challanges Rey to a Hell in a cell/cruiserweight lumberjack match. Rey accepts. The Hell in the cell cage lowers. All of the smackdown cruiserweights come out. The match starts. Eddie gets thrown to the cruiserweights they attack him like rabid dogs. Domonic comes out from under the ring with a lead pipe wrapped in barbedwire..he hits rey with it and knocks him out. He goes on to hit all the cruiserweights. Everyone is layed out in a bloody pile. Eddie gives Domonic a piggy back ride and they leave the cell. Winner Eddie
Commercial Break showing some retarded UPN shows
The Three Way BWO match with hardcore rules
the blue meanie and nova double team richards. they beat him with chairs and knock him out. Meanie pins richards ..richards is eliminated. Nova takes of his mask and reveals that hes Simon dean. Meanie pulls off his mask and reveals that hes The Undertaker. He chokeslams Simon dean and pins him. Randy Orton comes out and RKOs the undertaker. Then stone cold comes out and stunners Randy Orton. Then Diamond dallas page comes out and does the diamond cutter to stone cold.
Commercial Break showing some retarded UPN shows
Main event - Booker T, Orlando Jordon, Taz Vs JBL
(with Mexicools commentating)
They go after JBL and attack him. They all do their finishers to him. Taz pins him and wins. They all urinate on him after the match. The camera cuts backstage and shows a layed out Batista getting pinned by Josh Mathews..1..2...3!! Josh mathews is the new World Heavyweight Champion! The Theordore long chases after him and gives him the evenflow.. It cuts to Chris Benoit having sex with a baked potatoe and then cuts off air..GOOD NIGHT MOTHA f***AS!
The show starts off with Al Snow's theme music "What does everybody want?". Al Snow walks out to the ring and gets on the mic, he talks about how everyone wants "head" and how Michael Cole gave him good "head" the night before. Cole is speachless, taz laughs.
Commercial Break showing some retarded UPN shows
Fist match- Heidenreich and Animal Vs MNM (AGAIN)
Heidenreich gets on the mic and talks about how Cole was a good piece of @ss. Animal And Heidenreich win by pinfall. Hassan comes from out of the crowd with a ski mask and takes Michael Cole hostage with a box cutter. He grabs a mic, "Why does everyone discriminate against me?! I Am Not a terrorist!!I work at a Quick-E mark for God's sake!!" Taz puts him in the tazzmission.
Commercial Break showing some retarded UPN shows
Theodore Long comes out dressed like a part of Raven's Flock. He says he Hates ECW and the crowd can no longer chant ECW. He says he also hates White People. He tells America and UPN to kiss his old winkley black @ss. He says that tonight there will be a Threeway match with the BWO. There will also be a gang beatdown match, Orlando Jordan, Booker T, Taz vs JBL.
Commercial Break showing some retarded UPN shows
Eddie comes out and says that he had Domonic with Chyna. He tells rey to come out. He also says that hes been sleeping with domonic and he's going to get married to him. He challanges Rey to a Hell in a cell/cruiserweight lumberjack match. Rey accepts. The Hell in the cell cage lowers. All of the smackdown cruiserweights come out. The match starts. Eddie gets thrown to the cruiserweights they attack him like rabid dogs. Domonic comes out from under the ring with a lead pipe wrapped in barbedwire..he hits rey with it and knocks him out. He goes on to hit all the cruiserweights. Everyone is layed out in a bloody pile. Eddie gives Domonic a piggy back ride and they leave the cell. Winner Eddie
Commercial Break showing some retarded UPN shows
The Three Way BWO match with hardcore rules
the blue meanie and nova double team richards. they beat him with chairs and knock him out. Meanie pins richards ..richards is eliminated. Nova takes of his mask and reveals that hes Simon dean. Meanie pulls off his mask and reveals that hes The Undertaker. He chokeslams Simon dean and pins him. Randy Orton comes out and RKOs the undertaker. Then stone cold comes out and stunners Randy Orton. Then Diamond dallas page comes out and does the diamond cutter to stone cold.
Commercial Break showing some retarded UPN shows
Main event - Booker T, Orlando Jordon, Taz Vs JBL
(with Mexicools commentating)
They go after JBL and attack him. They all do their finishers to him. Taz pins him and wins. They all urinate on him after the match. The camera cuts backstage and shows a layed out Batista getting pinned by Josh Mathews..1..2...3!! Josh mathews is the new World Heavyweight Champion! The Theordore long chases after him and gives him the evenflow.. It cuts to Chris Benoit having sex with a baked potatoe and then cuts off air..GOOD NIGHT MOTHA f***AS!