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Post by Marksus on Aug 3, 2005 14:36:11 GMT -5
1. "What does everybody want?" 2. "Eugene do you realise that has been in Benoit's pants?" 3. "Wow! you're Tantaka, You were undefeated (in pie-eating contests)" 4. Matt does his 'i'm travelling at high speed face' 6. 'Larry " finish the name of this hit recor 'he aint heavy hes my ..." HulkBK "Brother" 7. The WWE cheerleader pyramid failed miserably 8. Cena suck so much he sucked all the colour out of the world. 9. Eric "Chris, remember when i said you were too small to main event?" 10. "And your point is?"
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Limey
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Post by Limey on Aug 3, 2005 15:16:04 GMT -5
Ref: PANTY RAID!!!! Angle: Oh, a Eugene invitational? That'll put asses in seats [/sarcasm-slash-irony] Eugene: I LOVED your match at One Night Stand against Mike Awesome!! Tatanka: (thinks) Alright, for a six-figure contract I'll be Tanaka... In order to make Matt all the more angry, someone spoiled the new Harry Potter book for him. Matt: NOOOOOO, you B****!!!!!!! Val: (to ref) Kill me. Kill me now. Hogan: Hogan...can't feel his heartbeat! OHHHHH no!!! Y2J: I wanna be champ! Carlito: No, mon, I wanna be champ! Cena: Well, I'm champ, and none of you are getting it. Triple H: (Off-screen) Alright, I'm back. Who's the champ, I wanna bury them. Y2J and Carlito: HE IS!!!!! Cena: (gulp) Bisch: Where? Where does it hurt? Cena: Pretty much around the red bloody area... Jericho: This golden belt is speaking to me...it wants me to do the cha-cha. Jericho: YOU KILLED KATIE VICK!!!! A retarded person that acts in a way that could be perceived as being stupid who speaks about bizarre things and has an abnormally low IQ. And Eugene Dinsmore. Rob: Oh my God!! This isn't TNA!! Somebody help me!!!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2005 15:23:28 GMT -5
Security desperately tries to stop Cena from recording another album
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Frontne
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"I don't care about yer stinkin' Gooker awards!"
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Post by Frontne on Aug 3, 2005 16:00:11 GMT -5
Limey, I'd call the one with Jericho, Carlito and Cena a winner. Hilarious.
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Post by barbwireharry on Aug 3, 2005 16:47:03 GMT -5
1. Ref: I feel a lump, John you have breast cancer. John Cena: WHAT?! NOOOOO!!!!! Ref: JUST KIDDING!!!! John Cena: Douche . . . .
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Post by Arcane on Aug 3, 2005 17:10:26 GMT -5
1. The indy workers cannibalize the abomination that is John Cena 2. Kurt : That was down Benoit's pants Eugene : Tastes like chocolate! 3. Tatanka {thinking} : This is what my career comes down to? 4. Matt {huffing and puffing} : Why.. didn't I.. get out.. before.. they played.. my music? 5. Val : Don't look at the crotch. Don't look at the crotch. Don't look at the crotch... Aw, I looked at the crotch. Val vomits over the top rope 6. Larry : Rhymes with Mother? Hogan BK : Brother Larry : Former WWE talent ____ Love Hogan BK : Brother Larry : Brooke had sex with her ___ ? Hogan BK : Brother 7. Carlito and Y2J hold Cena still as Mae Young strips in front of him 8. Bischoff : Welcome to MY Raw, B*tch 9. Jericho is spinning the centerpiece Bischoff : It's so mesmerizing Jericho {in monotone} : Give Jericho the title Bischoff {repeating in robot like voice} : Give Jericho the title 10. Jericho : I Don't Know what we are shouting about! alternative Jericho : LOUD NOISES!!
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spec
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Post by spec on Aug 3, 2005 18:38:54 GMT -5
1. A suckerity guard 2. And everybody thought Cena was the one that blew Angle: "Choke yourself! Unless you want me to do it again like last week!" Eugene: "Stay off the peace-pipe chief. Gives you the munchies." Tatanka: "Thanks for the advice." "I know that smell! Lita?! Where you hiding??" Val: "You know, once many years ago I was the Intercontinental Champion." Ref: "Quiet you. The Patterson clause dictates that we have to have a certain amount of homo-eroticism in every show, so get humping!" Director: "Ok take it again we can see Larry yawning." Cameraman: "We're live pal." Jericho and Cena: "AAAHH!! Sideshow Bob!" Carlito: "Where?" Bischoff: "Hmm... I see that we have the same barber. How is Brutus?" Cena: "He's been smoking Tatanka's peace-pipe..." Jericho: "So Eric, when I win i'm gonna get the proper belt not this piece of garbage right? Right? Eric??" Bischoff: "Buh. Snuh." Jericho: "Those aren't even words!" "Ok, so I tried being a great wrestler and they just buried me. So now I'll try this whole finger-pointing thing. Maybe I should drop a leg for my finisher too..."
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Post by BrodietheSlayer on Aug 4, 2005 1:16:41 GMT -5
GUARD: Sorry Pal......no White Wannabe Rappers Allowed in here. Angle: (thinking) I won the Gold medal for Pete's Sake.....I was in the match of the year at Wrestlemania......what happened??? The MegaCrappers Unite!!! Lita!!! NOT AGAIN!!!! Later in Val's porn career.....he fell on hard times and was forced to do gay porn. The 2017 Hulk Hogan comeback, Brother. Ring Around the Rosey....Pocket full of Posies..... Bischoff: So....if we show the scenes from our feud in cool Black & White....do you think it'll fool the fans into thinking this isn't Austin/McMahon Part 5,932,749? CENA: I doubt it, yo. The closest Jericho will ever come to WWE Heavyweight Gold again. No....it's YOUR TURN to sleep with Lita!!!!
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Post by sirendemented on Aug 4, 2005 4:47:49 GMT -5
Cena: NOOO! Jericho: If we had to join the Kiss My Ass Club, so do you!
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Post by Shiori C: WC Blue Moon Poster on Aug 4, 2005 6:17:55 GMT -5
1. Cena's visit to the brothel was not going as planned 2. Eugene's proposal of a Hair vs Hair match was ludicrous 3. Tatanka makes Dinsmore look in great shape 4. Funny how you start to resemble your T-shirt 5. Val's new porn film was not going as planned 6. "Hogan"'s drum solo didn't impress the dad from Boy Meets World 7. Jillian Hall's debut on the Jeritron was certainly a surprise 8. This angle is so dated, there's only black and white footage of it 9. Jericho didn't expect it, but if he held the belt to his ear, he could hear the ocean.... OF POOP! 10. Jeff Jarrett's return was a surprise
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Post by Shiori C: WC Blue Moon Poster on Aug 4, 2005 6:26:09 GMT -5
7. "Everyone who can't work: Out of the ring" Wouldn't Carlito have to throw HIMSELF out of the ring, then?
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Post by bongo on Aug 4, 2005 6:29:19 GMT -5
"of course these boobs are all my own, they are completely real!!! in fact boys feel free to feel them if you don't believe me!!! go ahead, dont be shy boys all gather round, I'm willing to prove my point"
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mainsupreme
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Post by mainsupreme on Aug 4, 2005 6:29:58 GMT -5
Loved the Anchorman quotes.
Jericho : I Don't Know what we are shouting about! alternative Jericho : LOUD NOISES!!
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Post by superwarriortaker on Aug 6, 2005 4:06:42 GMT -5
1. Cena's motto is If he can't see them they feel just like women 2. Angle: I made HBK tap and now this--boy Eugene, your ass must hurt 3. Tatanka: I just slit my wrist backstage...now we're blood brothers 4. FE FI FO FUM--I smell Amy's FEET 5. Val: Don't look now, but I think I just had a money shot 6. Hang on Brother, I'm about to drop the kids off at the pool , and I don't mean Nick and Brooke. 7. Jericho:If we throw him hard enough, it'll be THURSDAY night when he wakes up 8. Even with the color filtered out, Cena is still white. 9. Jericho:I'm gonna hide this before Cena puts tinted windows on it 10. Ha Ha Sucker, now YOU get to job to HHH at Wrestlemania
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Post by superwarriortaker on Aug 7, 2005 1:57:32 GMT -5
Could you also add the pics of Rob Schneider and Eugene with Christy? I've got a few ideas. 11. To answer your question Christy is not wearing underwear--she is giving Eugene a place to keep his fruit roll up. 12. Ben Stiller 2005
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