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Post by Lance Uppercut on Aug 2, 2005 18:46:37 GMT -5
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Post by scbg on Aug 2, 2005 18:58:24 GMT -5
1. Apparently Rob Conway wasn't the only WWE wrestler at the Blue Oyster that night. 3. "Hey, the name's Tatanka." "BUFFALO!" "No, just Tatanka." "BUFFALO!" "Never mind. I give up." 4. Matt should be angrier about his beer gut than anything else. 5. "And two and three and cha-cha-cha, and two and three and cha-cha-cha..." 7. "Into the Rancor pit for you!" That's all I've got.
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Franchise
Hank Scorpio
No you didn't.
Ronnie Garvin, you idiot! I like steak, not soup, Ronnie Garvin!
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Post by Franchise on Aug 2, 2005 19:04:31 GMT -5
1-John Cena and the security crew rehearse for "WWE: The Musical". 2-Eugene pretends he's the World Championship and the medals are Triple H. 5-Val Venis and Rob Conway attempt to chain wrestle...with these results. 8-Blood. Blood by Bischoff. Feel it.
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Post by scbg on Aug 2, 2005 19:06:46 GMT -5
Could you also add the pics of Rob Schneider and Eugene with Christy? I've got a few ideas.
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Post by kanyoncutter on Aug 2, 2005 19:08:00 GMT -5
1. Hold me back for I attack that.... Call me a white rapper wannabe....I will show him.
2. Hey Ive saw the invisible dog trick but the invisible owner?
3. Wow your the President of Mexico!
4. Man I smell what the Big Show was cookin.
5. Get him off me ref he is trying to rub against me.
6.I have a letter here Hulk and its from your brother!?
7. Hold me guys here comes the cannon ball.
8. There ya go Cena use the mega towel we gave you to wipe your face.
9. Chris Jericho is R.W.O. (Referee World Order) 4 Life!!!
10. It was your fault Snitsky!
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Post by Lance Uppercut on Aug 2, 2005 19:08:57 GMT -5
Could you also add the pics of Rob Schneider and Eugene with Christy? I've got a few ideas. 11. 12.
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Post by scbg on Aug 2, 2005 19:12:32 GMT -5
11. D-D-D-Generation X! 12. [/quote] Rob Schneider derpa der, de derp de derp de derp. Until one day, a derp a derp a derpa derp! Derpa der... de teedly tum! From the Makers of DER and Tum Tee Tiddly Tum Tee Too Rob Schneider Is... De Derp De Derp De Teedly Derpy Derpy Dumb Rated PG-13.
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Post by crazyrose on Aug 2, 2005 19:15:16 GMT -5
whaaaaaaat?
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Post by scbg on Aug 2, 2005 19:16:19 GMT -5
It's from a South Park episode a few years ago.
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Post by Brother Ike: Thread Killer on Aug 2, 2005 19:23:18 GMT -5
1. Insert your faveroite gay joke......now! 2. Eugene threatens to choke himself untill they Take Jillian off smackdon 3. Eugene was more than excited to hear that he got backstage passes to the village people 4. I Wanted those passes! Eugene will pay!.....THE SCAR WILL BECOME A SYMBOL! 6. Larry king: This just in....say brother if you've had sex with your sister hulk: Brother!...aw dam 9. Y2j: hello???! i cant hear you! bisch: chris, its been twenty years, Get a new phone already! 10. PULL MY F#CKIN FINGER DAMMIT!
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Aug 2, 2005 19:32:13 GMT -5
1. And you can put your hand here... 4. Why didn't I go to the toilet before I came here? 6. Strange as it seemed, HBK had more hair with the wig on than he did with it off.
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Don Corleone
Power Of Station.
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Post by Tom on Aug 2, 2005 19:53:40 GMT -5
1. Sheetadoré. 2. Angle *He hasn't been shining them...!!!* 3. Eugene: 'I'm going to take your land.' 4. ' ...and I'll huff... and I'll puff... and I'll blow your house show down' 5. Venis: ' Shriek! Help me Ref... he's making me look at his crotch!!' Conway: 'C'mon man, look at it!!!' 6. Michaels: 'The wind blew and now I'm stuck this way!!!' 7. Cena: 'No.' Jericho/Carlito: 'Yes...' Cena: 'No...!' Jericho/Carlito: 'Yes!!!' *They then push Cena into the jobbing line* 8. Bischoff: 'Cheer up John. *Creepy smile* You could be Scotty 2 Hotty...' 9. *Jericho's face drops and he freezes, disheartened, as he realises that his belt doesn't spin* 10. ' ...and finally, I saved money on my car insurance... '
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changed his name
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Post by The OP on Aug 2, 2005 20:01:55 GMT -5
12. Rob Schneider derpa der, de derp de derp de derp. Until one day, a derp a derp a derpa derp! Derpa der... de teedly tum! From the Makers of DER and Tum Tee Tiddly Tum Tee Too Rob Schneider Is... De Derp De Derp De Teedly Derpy Derpy Dumb Rated PG-13.[/quote] It's so true! ;D
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Aug 2, 2005 20:20:37 GMT -5
"I beat Christopher Daniels in ROH and all I got was this lousy WWE contract."
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Post by blode on Aug 2, 2005 21:00:59 GMT -5
1. Group Hug! 2. As Kurt Angle stares at Eugene he can't help but think there was time when he was actually a WWE Champion. 3. Eugene, there's no need to be down I said Eugene, pick yourself off the ground I said Eugene, 'cause you're in a new town There's no need to be unhappy Eugene, there's a place you can go I said Eugene, when you're short on your dough You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find Many ways to have a good time It's fun to stay at the YMCA 4. Matt Hardy cringes as he realizes the # of Lita promos his return will unleash on a poor WWE fan base. 5. Briscoe and Patterson, the early years. 6. The Hukster makes his long awaited return. Sadly, the Nacho Man didn't join him. 7. A worried Jon Cena realizes that Carlito and Jericho were not aware that being thrown over the top rope was not in his limted move set. 8. Well Cena, the bad news is that I did orchastrate this 2 on 1 beatdown, and you really have no chance. But on the bright side, I did just save 15% by switching my car insurance to Geico. 9. With no Triple H around, Jericho is given his first chance to touch the WWE title in 3 years. 10. Come on, pull my finger, I dare you! EDIT: Sadly, I can't get rid of this huge space at the bottom of my post. And, most of my jokes were taken while I wrote this...
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It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Aug 2, 2005 21:06:53 GMT -5
"Gah! Shirt...too...tight...Can't...think...straight...or...talk...in...multi-syllabic...way..."
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El Dandy
Halt. I am Reptar.
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Post by KLRA on Aug 2, 2005 21:25:10 GMT -5
Matt's one step closer to the edge, and he's about to break.
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Post by Deus Ex Machina on Aug 2, 2005 21:27:04 GMT -5
1. Cena gets mugged by indy wrestlers who all want to know how he became champ without having any workrate. 2. Kurt Angle can't understand what happened to the fine young wrestler named Nick Dinsmore he met a while back in OVW. or Kurt Angle:"You came up with the Raping Racist Angle for me??'" 3. Chris Chavis wonders what happened to the wrestling business he once knew where people didn't portray stupid stereotypes and silly characters, where it was about the talent and the matches. 4. Matt: "I get up from my seat to go to the bathroom and Edge steals that too? That's it!!" 5. The fight of who gets to job to Chris Masters is a viscious affair. or Conway: "Pornstar, please! That is so last century. Gay Pornstar, that's fresh and hip!" 6. *The Hogan Break Kid does the funky chicken* "You people can finger lick it, brutha!" 7. "Everyone who can't work: Out of the ring" 8. Eric Bischoff is shocked at the site of blood on John Cena's face. "I always thought it would be vanilla..." 9. Bischoff is appaled at watching Jericho hold a title belt. "If only this was my promotion, I'd saddle him with a fat body guard and bury him. " 10. Jericho ate Mexican Food before the show "PULL... MY... FINGER!!!" 11. Eugene misunderstood BYOB and thought it meant "Bring Your Own Bimbo" 12. Rob Schneider = David Arquette 2K5
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Phoenix
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
He's back and better than ever!
Fear The Desecrator
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Post by Phoenix on Aug 2, 2005 21:36:07 GMT -5
ZING LMAO
i miss Ralphus
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Post by Chainsaw on Aug 2, 2005 22:36:54 GMT -5
Matt: "I get up from my seat to go to the bathroom and Edge steals that too? That's it!!" Best one yet!
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