The Line
Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
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Post by The Line on Apr 23, 2009 23:01:28 GMT -5
So, with the economic woes and what have you, everybody wants to spend less and save more. WWE is no exception. So, what are some ways WWE could save money.
1. For HHH's entrance, rather than having a new bottle of water to spit/throw each time, he has a ceramic mug that says "World's Best Dad" which he fills with tap water. Before spitting out his water, he sets it down very cautiously on the announce table.
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Post by hypnoticgenes on Apr 23, 2009 23:02:59 GMT -5
Everybody gets Gillburg's sparklers entrance instead of pyro.
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Apr 23, 2009 23:05:10 GMT -5
Everybody gets Gillburg's sparklers entrance instead of pyro. And for those who use fire for their entrance (here's looking at you, Kane), they are given lighters. |
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Post by supercheese on Apr 23, 2009 23:07:20 GMT -5
Take away the spanish announce table, they'd save billions a year on repair work for monitors.
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H-Fist
Hank Scorpio
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Post by H-Fist on Apr 23, 2009 23:09:13 GMT -5
Triple H drops the Motorhead theme and uses the public domain classical music of his CT blueblood days.
Stop lighting the crowd during TV shows, instead returning the spotlight to the talent where it belongs.
Steal underpants.
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Lancers
El Dandy
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Post by Lancers on Apr 23, 2009 23:21:35 GMT -5
Replace the ring ropes with Twizzlers
Dump the giant HD stage sets and have a guy come out holding a cardboard sign indicating the wrestler
Everybody uses the same entrance theme....none
Replace the commentators with spliced clips of former WWF announcers which means you're gonna have to change wrestlers names to names used by former wrestlers (e.g. Rey Mysterio becomes Tito Santana)
Stop hiring Marty Jannetty and Dustin Runnels three times a year
Instead of cage matches, put small pieces of the cage around the camera lens to fool people at home and convince them that the match is in a cage
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Post by Nic Nemeth on Apr 23, 2009 23:21:47 GMT -5
Everyone gets Kozlov's entrance from his debut.
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Apr 23, 2009 23:29:30 GMT -5
Instead of turnbuckles, use Ziploc bags filled with marshmallow creme.
Instead of a sledgehammer, have Triple H threaten his opponents with a stick.
Instead of the WWE Championship belt, have the Champion carry an actual pinwheel. Preferably pink with glitter sprinkled on it.
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Post by CuJ0 Will Keep Dancing on Apr 23, 2009 23:29:56 GMT -5
Everyone shares the same two pairs of tights.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2009 23:31:52 GMT -5
All matches will become "falls count anywhere" so WWE doesn't need to use a ring anymore.
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on Apr 23, 2009 23:31:57 GMT -5
Everyone shares the same two pairs of tights. Mark Henry: "Alright I'm done with this. Who's fighting next match?" *Chavo Guerrero and Rey Mysterio reluctantly raise their hands* |
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Post by MichaelMartini on Apr 23, 2009 23:32:48 GMT -5
Fire all the divas but one. Buy her 6 different wigs.
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Apr 23, 2009 23:34:14 GMT -5
All matches will become "falls count anywhere" so WWE doesn't need to use a ring anymore. *snaps fingers* "We welcome you to WrestleMania LIVE from Ernie Osiris' cardboard box Chester A. Bum's can of tuna someplace with "skunk" in the title!" |
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Lancers
El Dandy
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Post by Lancers on Apr 23, 2009 23:34:45 GMT -5
 EXTREME RULES!!!!!!!! |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2009 23:35:23 GMT -5
Batista forced to make sound effects with his mouth while doing machine gun taunt as he comes out.
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Post by Nacho STAYS Hyped on Apr 23, 2009 23:36:06 GMT -5
Everyone shares the same two pairs of tights. If there is a tag match, then one member of each team is in the nude. Of course, this would prompt JBL to come back from retirement, so maybe it wouldn't save much money after all. |
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CMWaters
Ozymandius
Rolled a Seven, Beat the Ads.
Bald and busy
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Post by CMWaters on Apr 23, 2009 23:36:23 GMT -5
Bring back the cardboard letters entrance for Raw.
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Apr 23, 2009 23:37:20 GMT -5
Mickie James must have sex with me.
...OK, that won't save them money.
......In fact, were they to finance everything I'd want, they'd go even further into debt.
.........It's for the good of the economy. DO IT FOR THE ECONOMY!
*breath spray*
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Lancers
El Dandy
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Post by Lancers on Apr 23, 2009 23:38:11 GMT -5
Eliminate vowels. Goodbye Royal Rumble. Hello Ryl Rmbl.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Apr 23, 2009 23:38:58 GMT -5
Only have one live Raw a month the night after Pay per views.
Tape the next weeks Raw after that weeks Smackdown.
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