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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Jun 16, 2009 10:32:00 GMT -5
Naitch vs Colt for the title. Aaron Enigma vs MOP w/The Sam Above Average vs TTS Tournament of Honor and on Sunday Night Heatz, Starshine and TTS vs SWC vs Colt/Average vs Legion/Doley for the Tag Team titles. TTS faces Relegate Hunter I think actually. And I'm defending against Doley. 5 man Hardcore Title match as well.
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Post by Topher is Human on Jun 16, 2009 10:32:09 GMT -5
And it's Naitch vs Me vs Cthulhu
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jun 16, 2009 11:12:51 GMT -5
*shown in a darkened closet*
When I was brought back to save this company, I assumed my long time friend TTS would be at my side, kicking ass and taking names.
But he is a spineless coward, who sold his soul and more for thirty pieces of silver...
I'll be seeing you after the ppv, son...
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2009 11:17:07 GMT -5
PPV Card, for those who asked:
Wheel of Misfortune
WWCF World Championship: King Motor-Colt V. Chtulhu V. LittleNaitch (c)
Tournament of Honor Finals: Tyfo V. grbjazzman
Last Man Standing Match: Aaron Enigma V. M.O.P.
Montego Bay AlcoholicWeight Championship: Relegate Hunter V. TTS (c)
Inter-Forum Championship: Doley V. Above Average (c)
Heatz!!1 Championship: Koda V. Viva Los Bio Dome (c)
Hardcore Championship: The General of the Monkey Army V. “Evil La Parka” V. Jonathan Michaels V. Headbanger Man V. Evil Masked wordlifeecw (c)
And Heatz!!1 is next Wednesday. So far, the only match confirmed is the fatal four way for the WWCF World Tag Team Championship. I'll probably add 2 or 3 matches based on feuds we have happening currently.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Jun 16, 2009 12:33:06 GMT -5
Nice line up for the PPV but I just have a couple of questions.
Why are Legion and Doley teamed up? did they request it?
Also why is Doley facing AA for the I-F Championship?
Just curious. I'm trying to get back on track so I can do a big heel boss promo soon to kind of fix the confusion we have had in WWCF Corporate lately.
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Post by Viva on Jun 16, 2009 12:44:58 GMT -5
Camera pans to Viva Los Bio Dome in a smoke filled room. He has bloodshot eyes, a scowl on his face, and he's pissed.
Koda, you son of a bitch! You're going to pay for what you did to me on Niteraw Mark my words. Come Monday at wheel of fortune, you will have NOTHING to laugh about.
We have had it out for months. One defeat after another specially handcrafted and delivered from me to you. The ONLY way you've ever had the upper hand on me is by underhanded tactics and overall pussified behavior. I've had enough.
I'm going to rip you in to pieces. I'M BEGGING the wheel of misfortune to aid me in my goal. Any stipulation that gives me MORE of a way to hurt you.
I'm going to beat that smile off that smug f**king face of yours, clown.
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Post by Above Average on Jun 16, 2009 12:57:05 GMT -5
Nice line up for the PPV but I just have a couple of questions. Why are Legion and Doley teamed up? did they request it? Also why is Doley facing AA for the I-F Championship? Just curious. I'm trying to get back on track so I can do a big heel boss promo soon to kind of fix the confusion we have had in WWCF Corporate lately. I think they requested it yes. And as for Doley challenging me. He attacked me after my Tournament of Honour match with Tyfo, and then cost me my Tromboneweight title match the next night against TTS.
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Jun 16, 2009 14:41:10 GMT -5
As a tribute to Misawa, my favorite Puro wrestler, I'd like to change The Killing Joke from a flip neckbreaker/Moonlight Drive to Misawa's Emerald Flowsion(this includes the variants Emerald Flowsion Kai and Avalanche Emerald Flowsion, as they are very similar to the original, but not EF2, cause that is different). Storyline wise, this also makes sense, cause I think we've already established that my character has traveled to Japan for many years to fight in Puroresu, and there is the possibility that he had some matches with Misawa.
Also, I'll be giving a promo later today to add fuel to me and Viva.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Jun 16, 2009 15:18:22 GMT -5
*The outline of a person is seen sitting on a chair, the angle of light obstructing view of his face.*
First off, I'd like to apologize to Seth, for ruining the semi-final match of his prestigious tournament. However, he was right, his title is not what is on my mind right now. I got the opportunity to get one over on Corporate, delivering the most vicious Brilliant Deduction of my career to Tyfo. In his own words, the pain train came, and he got run over. However, M.O.P. has continued to go after my fan Timmy, even going so far as to attack his father. Now I have spoken to Timmy's family and offered my deepest apologies for dragging them into this mess.
However that brings me to my next subject. M.O.P. has selected sledgehammers and tables to be put on the wheel for our last man standing match. I will add a few of my own as well then. As you can see I am sitting on a chair, and seeing how I used it to maul one member of Corporate, I might as well go for another. So chairs are added to the wheel. Also, I will add something not seen in quite sometime.
*The lights go up to reveal Aaron holding a pair of sticks in his hands*
The second weapon I choose to add are Khali Fighting Sticks. Many people associate these with "The Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman. However, he isn't the only one with knowledge of how to use them, and I guarantee I can bring the pain with these. So at Spin The Wheel, our wheel so far has chairs, tables, sledgehammers and khali sticks. If you want to add any more weapons M.O.P. be my guest. However the outcome will still be the same. I will take you out M.O.P. and then move on to the next piece of trash in Corporate.
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Jun 16, 2009 15:36:00 GMT -5
Koda is sitting in a darkened room with only a single light on above his head and the SWL title over his shoulder.
Viva. You seem to be running some delusion that you will beat me. You stupid, stupid little pot head. I've been baiting you along every step of the way. You have been my bitch from the very beginning. You thought you were big and bad when you had Cult Chaos watching your back, but all it did was reveal how much of a coward you are. I may have had tag team partners in all of the promotions I wrestled in, but one thing has remained constant. I would always in the end lose those partners, in one way or another. You see, I have always been a loner and always preferred to do things by myself.
So you see, Viva, I must admit that I envy you. You looked like you had such a good time with Cult Chaos, as if they were your friends. Something I never had.
However, who really needs friends when you have an endless amount of money, women, and one of the most decorated title histories in the entire world?
AND THANKS TO THAT, I WON'T HAVE ANY REMORSE WHEN I REMOVE YOUR TESTICLES THROUGH YOUR ANUS AND SKULL f*** YOU!
I'm hungry. Hungry for another title, and I WILL get that title back from you at all costs.
And after I win that title back, I'm going to have some fun with the ladies.
I dunno, man. It seems like it'll be hard work, and dude, I just don't give a f*** about hard work....
Despite what Sloth says, I have no doubt that I'll win. I mean, I AM one of the greatest wrestlers around today!
So you see, Viva, you can try whatever you want, but come the pay per view, I will defeat you. No matter what the stipulation is, you have to face 8 people, well 7 if Sloth doesn't get off his lazy ass...You mess with me, you mess with all of me! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
The lights come on in the room and Koda is surrounded by 7 posters. In order they say ENVY, GREED, WRATH, GLUTTONY, LUST, SLOTH, PRIDE.
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Post by Tyfo on Jun 16, 2009 15:47:16 GMT -5
Aaron Enigma, you tried to take me out, end my career, and think you got one over on Corporate. Well, I'm still right here, I'm still standing, and still kicking ass. All you did was fire me up that much more. Jazzman, you are the last thing standing in my way in this supposed Tournament of Honor. The Corporate Pain Train is rumbling down the tracks headed full speed ahead in your direction. I'll see you at Wheel of Misfortune.
And that's not all that's on my mind right now. Next Wednesday on a very special Heatz!!1, the greatest tag team to ever step foot in the WWCF are back and ready to reclaim our rightful spot as Tag Team Champions. The Corporate Pain Train Tyfo, the World Heavyweight Champion littlenaitch, WWCF Corporates own Southwest Connection are back in action and ready for more gold! It's time for all the other tag teams out there to bow down once again to tag team greatness!
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Jun 16, 2009 15:51:32 GMT -5
Also, I'd like to have some kind of match on the Special Heatz!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 16, 2009 15:59:10 GMT -5
The Following E-mail Has Been Sent To WCWF.com By Seth Drakin.
Well, well, well.....it seems we have our finals set in stone as it will be GRB Jazzman vs. Tyfo. It seems that the two men who lost faced the same problem and that was having their affairs in order.
Jonathan Michaels walked out of his match because someone is stalking his girlfriend. He may call that honorable, but I call it foolish. Having honor to me says that you want to finish a match, no matter what the consequences are.
Aaron Enigma showed the truth in saying that the Championship of Honor is not his main focus and also getting himself disqualified. Another act of cowardice in my books and I am glad he never won the title from me as well as will not have a shot of facing me. This belt will only switch hands on honorable terms.
Now let's talk about the first man who won, GRB Jazzman. Jazzman has for weeks been trying to get the strings off of him so he can no longer be a puppet. Sure he gave a well done sob story about trying to be honorable, but we all know that behind that story is a man who wants to prove to the world that he isnt as gullible as I said he was.
The man the Jazzman will face will be Tyfo, who has stated that if he wins the belt......he will destroy it. Unfortunately for those who want to see the destruction of something so beautiful, I really dont think he will do that. In fact, I think that he actually wants the belt so he can keep in line with his partner, Little Naitch. Both men are going to team for the tag titles and for the chance of LN having two belts to Tyfo's one. Do you really think he is going to be happy with having less prestige than his partner? The answer is no because Tyfo is as equally greedy as his partner is.
The fact of the matter is.....the winner will really want honor and the loser will have wanted to prove more, but failed.
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Post by Cyno on Jun 16, 2009 17:04:35 GMT -5
M.O.P. is sitting in a chair in a dark room. A vicious smile forms across his face. In front of him is a large metal barrel.
Still trying to play the hero, eh, Private Dick? The hero who will stand up against evil and triumph against villainy in all its forms?
On Sunday, you and I will face in our toughest match yet. A Last Man Standing match with weapons on the wheel. So far, we have tables, chairs, sledgehammers, and fighting sticks. So let's add some more.
*holds up a large wooden sword*
This is commonly referred to as a number of names. A Singapore Cane. A kendo stick. Perhaps most famously used by The Sandman, who would bust his own head open with it before his opponents'. But the real name is the shinai, a Japanese wooden sword used in the sport of Kendo. Students use these wooden swords not only to compete in competitions, but ancient samurai would use them to train for war in the name of their daimyo. It is a majestic, proud weapon, and one I will add to the wheel.
*camera pans to a steel stepladder roughly 15 feet in height*
This implement of destruction needs no explanation or history lesson. It is a ladder. This is not only a weapon used to crush enemies, but also a tool to win matches with. It has a multitude of uses, and I'm sure we'll find plenty of them.
*camera centers on an oil barrel*
And this? Oh, I don't plan on putting oil barrels on the wheel. But I have plans for it now.
*lights a match and throws it into the barrel, setting it ablaze*
Before our match, I think we should have a little... ritual sacrifice. You think that I was done once I beat that no-good bastard's father in front of him, within an inch of his life? No. *shakes head slowly with an evil grin* That was just the beginning. You see, I made a stop at Little Timmy's room to get some cherished items of his favorite wrestler.
*holds up an Aaron Enigma poster*
First, we have this.
*feeds it into the fire. Gets out a small action figure of Aaron Enigma next.*
And then this. A brand new 2009 Hakks Atlantic WWCF Action Figure Signature Series.
*throws it into the blazing barrel. Finally, he takes a small picture frame. The camera zooms in on it*
And lastly, the picture taken of you and our dear Timmy Thomson. Let me read the autograph. 'Dear Timmy. Know Your Enemy! Your #1 Hero, Head Detective Aaron Enigma.'
*shrugs and throws it into the inferno. M.O.P. brings the camera to his face as he stares intensely into it.*
Now, we can have our match in peace. On Sunday, you're going to see a side of me that you've never seen before, Aaron! I simply won't win. Oh, no. I will break you! I will END you! You think you're a great hero, Private Dick? I am Evil F***ing Incarnate!
Because you see, Aaron. Like you, I also have my own hit-list. Your name is at the top, but next is your breadcrumb throwers in The Story! After I destroy you, perhaps I'll seek Evil M's Hardcore Title. Or be the one to finally end Above Average and claim the Inter-Forum Championship as my own. Or if he wins on Sunday, maybe, just maybe, I'll make King Motor-Colt abdicate his throne, and the WWCF World Championship with it!
Sunday isn't the end of anything, Aaron. On the other hand, it's just the beginning! The Story's days are numbered, and I am the Horseman of your Apocalypse!
*the camera pulls away from M.O.P. as he starts a small evil chuckle, which turns into outright laughter*
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Jun 16, 2009 17:29:47 GMT -5
*Aaron claps at the humorous spectacle M.O.P. performs*
Bravo M.O.P. no really, great job. I mean, burning that merchandise, amazing! I mean, it totally means so much, obviously I'm going to lose because you burned an action figure of me. And calling me Private Dick? Pure one hundred percent brilliance. I mean, taking petty shots, what a fantastic battle strategy.
And Tyfo, I'm glad to see I fired you up, because I don't think Jazzman would want an easy victory when he's out to prove himself to the rest of us. I've noticed ya Jazzman, I gotta say that you are climbing to the top pretty quickly. I think you can beat Mr. Pain Train Tyfo, he claims to be so awesome, yet he was the one that introduced the chair into the match, becoming desperate to win. I didn't need that chair to win, but after all that's happened recently, I want Corporate to bleed more than I want Seth's title. One day I will return to claim it Seth, but right now I need 100% focus on my goal. Now, pleasantries aside...
*Aaron's expressions changes into one of anger and fury as he looks at the camera*
...M.O.P. you are without a doubt the most cocky, arrogant person I've ever met. I know what a shinai and believe me I am glad you added it to the list. However I definitely have one to counter it. It may not have the rich cultural history of the shinai, but it is just as brutal, if not more, than it.
*The clanking of metal can be heard as the camera pans out to reveal Aaron holding a giant metal chain*
Yes, that's right, just a simple metal chain. However the pain this can inflict greatly outweighs most of the other weapons on the wheel. This will bruise your body, make you bleed and could take you out of commission permanently. Believe me, I would love nothing more than to smack you with this chain until your skull breaks. However, it is up for the wheel to decide.
Now you talk about a pre-match ritual. You sacrficed a bunch of paper and plastic. I have a much better idea to get me focused. Simple meditation is all I need M.O.P. Focus my mind on the match, causing you pain, standing victorious, by ANY MEANS NECESSARY! In just a few short days I will inflict upon you pain greater the pain you've inflicted on myself and Timmy's family. Every bruise on his father's body will become fuel for my fire. Violence is a potent source of energy, and combined with focus can be unstoppable.
M.O.P. enjoy these last few days, because after the PPV I'll make sure you won't be able to stand for a long time. You say you are the horseman of my apocalypse. However, there were four horsemen, and those four are me and the rest of The Story. The apocalypse of Corporate begins with us though. One small victory towards the greater goal. Corporate's end is coming M.O.P. and as unlucky as you are, you are in my sights and I won't stop until my target is eliminated.
I have a piece of advice for you. I know you've heard it a million times from me, but here it is. Know Your Enemy. The very fact that three simple words can have such a complex meaning, it is astounding. You think that what you see is what you get with me? You are WRONG! My mind works in mysterious ways, and you will find out just how wrong you are when you are lying face-up on the mat as the ref counts you out.
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Post by The Tank on Jun 16, 2009 18:08:06 GMT -5
What up, y'all?
So, what have I missed since retiring from the World WrestleCrap Federation?
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Post by Jazzman on Jun 16, 2009 18:11:56 GMT -5
Aaron Enigma, you tried to take me out, end my career, and think you got one over on Corporate. Well, I'm still right here, I'm still standing, and still kicking ass. All you did was fire me up that much more. Jazzman, you are the last thing standing in my way in this supposed Tournament of Honor. The Corporate Pain Train is rumbling down the tracks headed full speed ahead in your direction. I'll see you at Wheel of Misfortune. Now let's talk about the first man who won, GRB Jazzman. Jazzman has for weeks been trying to get the strings off of him so he can no longer be a puppet. Sure he gave a well done sob story about trying to be honorable, but we all know that behind that story is a man who wants to prove to the world that he isnt as gullible as I said he was. Now, before I talk about what these two men said about me, I'd be remiss if I didn't address my match from Monday. Jonathon, I really wish the best for you in this time. If you need help finding that masked man I will come through for you.
Now, on to Tyfo, the Corporate Pain-Train. How about a history lesson for the weaker half of the Southwest Connection? Well, let's talk about the move you will be on the receiving end of in a few short days, 'Takin' The A Train'. This was a Duke Ellington chart that was written for the A Train in New York City. Its ending location was Harlem, at that point the true jazz capital of the world. Sadly for your train it appears to rerouted for destruction. Tyfo, you seem more focused on that tag match then you are at defeating me. At Wheel of Misfortune, we won't have a nifty stipulation, but we will totally steal the show!
Now, after Tyfo falls, there is one final name on my road to redemption. It's yours Seth. That title would look very nice around my waist. You call my story 'a sob story' well, I call it the truth! Sometimes coming face to face with your failings isn't fun Seth, but I'm ready to finally face my destiny as the honorable warrior in this company. When I win this week, I'm coming for you and your title Seth, be prepared.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 16, 2009 20:07:02 GMT -5
What up, y'all? So, what have I missed since retiring from the World WrestleCrap Federation? Well, my heel character is playing the injury angle after the brutal and anticipated battle with Little Naitch. Also, I put a bounty on his rear end and set up a Tournament of Honor to have someone face me in my return match for my Championship of Honor belt. The finals are at the ppv between GRB Jazzman (who wants to face me after I have been dogging him) and Tyfo (who wants competition) TTS has turned heel and joined the Corporate. Square is also playing the injury angle and is having issues with TTS. Relegate Hunter and a returning Whitey are also in the mix. The tag titles are vacant right now and a new champion will be determined on Heatz this week. Little Naitch, Motor Colt, and Cthulu will be having a triple threat match for the world title. Above Average has been having issues with Doley and will be facing him in an Inter-Forums title match. Aaron Enigma and MOP will face each other in a Last Man Standing Match. EMW will face four other guys in a 5-man Hardcore Championship Match (the 4 being Jonathan Michaels, Evil La Parka, Headbanger Man, & Legion). Jonathan Michaels also has a stalker right now. Viva Los Dios is defending the Heatz Title against Koda in their long standing war. Koda has a new seven deadly sins gimmick and is a tag team partner with Legion.
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Post by Viva on Jun 16, 2009 22:54:37 GMT -5
Koda, I'd be lying if I told you I wasn't exhausted with this back and forth game we play. I'm tired. You mean nothing to me at this point. Perhaps you're mistaken when you say I need Cult Chaos. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I won this title without them. They may have aided me in victories in the beginning, and I might be on a losing streak now. The fact still remains that you're just a lonely little clown, a spineless f**k who will stab the back of anyone who will aid you in your little game.
I'm sorry I couldn't be that guy for you, Koda. I'm sorry I refused to be your lackey.
Now, next week at Wheel of Misfortune, you'll be the one who's sorry. You see, at Wheel of Misfortune, we'll find out who wins this war. We'll find out who's talk, and who's action. I've never been more ready than I am right now today.
Play up your little schizophrenia thing, pal. You bring your buddies, and I'll bring a side of me you've never seen.
It's win or go home.
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Post by Cyno on Jun 17, 2009 1:17:53 GMT -5
M.O.P. watches the Aaron Enigma promo and laughs.
That's it, Aaron. I want you to hate me! Let that anger fuel your passions! Let it motivate you to be better than you are! Because I want nothing more than your absolute best this Sunday, so I can destroy it! Let the flame burn brightest before it is snuffed out! Let the star shine brightest in the night sky before it turns into a blackened husk! Don't lie, Aaron. Watching the flames consume that precious picture of you and your Number One Fan is tugging at your heartstrings; eating away at your very soul! It's killing you inside, and on Sunday, I'll finish the job.
Pride comes before the fall, Aaron. And yours is at an all time high. And it will be shattered when my hand is raised after a count of ten.
There's only one person in this world that your anger and hatred will fuel more than you. And that person... is me. Know that about your Enemy, Aaron. And when you do lose, I'll be sure to send the Thomson family a special copy of Wheel of Misfortune on DVD.
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