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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Jun 17, 2009 1:25:46 GMT -5
Viva, Viva, Viva. When will you ever learn? You've been playing my game since the very beginning. I let you defeat me a few times to see what you had, and honestly? You are one of the weakest guys I have ever faced. You thought you crushed my throat? Hate to break it to you, that didn't even hurt at all. As for the blood? Blood pills. It was all an act, and you fell for it. You are right, at the Pay Per View, we will end this, but it shall be me with my hand in victory. You won't know what is coming for you.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Jun 17, 2009 1:46:38 GMT -5
M.O.P. watches the Aaron Enigma promo and laughs. That's it, Aaron. I want you to hate me! Let that anger fuel your passions! Let it motivate you to be better than you are! Because I want nothing more than your absolute best this Sunday, so I can destroy it! Let the flame burn brightest before it is snuffed out! Let the star shine brightest in the night sky before it turns into a blackened husk! Don't lie, Aaron. Watching the flames consume that precious picture of you and your Number One Fan is tugging at your heartstrings; eating away at your very soul! It's killing you inside, and on Sunday, I'll finish the job.
Pride comes before the fall, Aaron. And yours is at an all time high. And it will be shattered when my hand is raised after a count of ten.
There's only one person in this world that your anger and hatred will fuel more than you. And that person... is me. Know that about your Enemy, Aaron. And when you do lose, I'll be sure to send the Thomson family a special copy of Wheel of Misfortune on DVD. So you think my anger fuels you? You think my hatred fuels you? Honestly I thought you were smarter than this M.O.P. Do you think I'm going to let anger and hatred cloud my focus? The number one point of this match is to win. I Won't forget that while I'm bashing your skull in, eyes red with rage.
It is funny you bring up Pride though, you being a former member of that stable. I actually pity you, seeing as how you always considered, and still consider yourself the best member of that stable. You never look at the bigger picture do you? Your ego is massive and that will be your downfall.
Now I know a talk a lot, and I run my mouth at seasoned veterans. Truth is, I do respect nearly everyone in this business. Regardless of what side people are on, I do respect Littlenaitch, Tyfo, Cthulhu, even Koda and Viva.
However, I do not respect you anymore M.O.P. Honestly when this feud between us started, I Had respect for you. But after what you've done recently I can say it's all gone.
M.O.P. you were the weak link of The Pride. You couldn't accept losing, and now you are part of a vile corrupt team full of people I respect. However, you are the weak link of Corporate too, so it makes you the easiest target. In case you haven't noticed, Corporate doesn't need you, you talents are worthless to them. Until you accept losing as a possibility, you can't call yourself a true competitor.
Winning isn't everything, and it's about time somebody showed you that. Sunday, I'll beat you to a bloody pulp, but afterwards, I will cry for you M.O.P. I will cry tears of realization, of salvation and of reconciliation. Someone needs to open your eyes. It seems the only way to unblind you is with pain and suffering. So be it.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jun 17, 2009 9:08:06 GMT -5
You too chickens*** to answer, TTS? Or is your nanny Sam hiding you in his skirt?
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Post by Jazzman on Jun 17, 2009 14:52:17 GMT -5
Gents... Tomorrow is the DEADLINE for getting in match suggestions that will put on the wheel. send PM's my way.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2009 17:00:12 GMT -5
You too chickens*** to answer, TTS? Or is your nanny Sam hiding you in his skirt? Naw Naw Naw mista Whitey I still respecterin ya
I knaw dem Trannies are ya department I'da loave ta face ya buts I'm busy I'ma Intranational superstaw now I be defendin dis Title all ova dee World Why just lass week I retained against DJ Hyde in a Ladda Match in Bosnia I Pile-Upped him straight offa de Ladder inta some Lightytubes
Whena I gets a Chance Mista Whitey I may meet wit ya and discuss the possibilty of a Title Oppurtunita for ya
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jun 17, 2009 17:45:23 GMT -5
*laughs*
You always were a baby back bitch, TTS. Running, hiding, scared to face me...
You can't run forever, son. And when the PPV is over, I'll be waiting. Watching. I'll see you at that PPV. Unless you really are a coward.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jun 17, 2009 18:39:46 GMT -5
*Titantron*
*Boiler Room Brawler emerges from the mists of the Boiler Room, swinging his pipe wrench*
The sun shines upon Boiler Room Brawler!
Relegate Hunter, you're off the hook for now, but I PROmise you, that we will meet again in that squared circle.
NO bullcrap, NO help, and NOwhere to run.
WHITEY!
BRB has NO I-de-a why you are helping him out, but because, for better or worse, you have preserved my job in the company as well as the lives of many, I think you're all right in my book.
And speaking of books, SAM!
I offer to be YOUR chief enforcer, but then YOU were about to FIRE ME?
If there's one thing that BRB will set straight, is that NO ONE fires BRB; BRB fires YOU.
I'm called Boiler Room Brawler for a reason people!
Because I operate out of a DAMNED BOILER ROOM!
*Boiler Room Brawler swings his pipe wrench into a pipe, denting it*
BRB has spoken, and may his next opponent not be fired!
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Post by thesam07 on Jun 17, 2009 19:42:56 GMT -5
*Titantron*
*Boiler Room Brawler emerges from the mists of the Boiler Room, swinging his pipe wrench*
The sun shines upon Boiler Room Brawler!
Relegate Hunter, you're off the hook for now, but I PROmise you, that we will meet again in that squared circle.
NO bullcrap, NO help, and NOwhere to run.
WHITEY!
BRB has NO I-de-a why you are helping him out, but because, for better or worse, you have preserved my job in the company as well as the lives of many, I think you're all right in my book.
And speaking of books, SAM!
I offer to be YOUR chief enforcer, but then YOU were about to FIRE ME?
If there's one thing that BRB will set straight, is that NO ONE fires BRB; BRB fires YOU.
I'm called Boiler Room Brawler for a reason people!
Because I operate out of a DAMNED BOILER ROOM!
*Boiler Room Brawler swings his pipe wrench into a pipe, denting it*
BRB has spoken, and may his next opponent not be fired! Hmm, well, you did win last week against Relegate Hunter. So, I'll tell you what. BRB, you are now my official Bodyguard. RALPHUS! YOUR FIRED!(the camera pans to see Ralphus sitting in a recliner reading a book and drinking a martini. Ralphus shrugs his shoulders and leaves the room) Now BRB, since you are my bodyguard I must inform you that I cannot pay you extra for your services. However I can offer you my services as a Manager as collateral. So BRB, WELCOME TO TEAM CORPORATE! (golf clap) Now I haven't brought this up amongst the rest of Corporate, including Mr Dave. But I'm sure they will agree that YOU are the perfect candidate for Team Corporate.
Also TTS, if you are watching this, don't acknowledge that angry fan. He doesn't have a contract with WWCF so don't take notice of him. Because I fired him.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jun 17, 2009 19:49:27 GMT -5
*Titantron*
*Boiler Room Brawler looks surprised as he pulls his pipe wrench out of a furnace, glowing with the heat of the fire as he evilly gazes upon it*
What's THAT?
Me, BRB, a member of Team Corporate?
I had you ALL WRONG, Sam!
I would be honored to be YOUR chief enforcer!
Boiler Room Brawler will not fail you because HE is a TEAM PLAYER!
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jun 17, 2009 19:53:59 GMT -5
*Titantron*
*Boiler Room Brawler emerges from the mists of the Boiler Room, swinging his pipe wrench*
The sun shines upon Boiler Room Brawler!
Relegate Hunter, you're off the hook for now, but I PROmise you, that we will meet again in that squared circle.
NO bullcrap, NO help, and NOwhere to run.
WHITEY!
BRB has NO I-de-a why you are helping him out, but because, for better or worse, you have preserved my job in the company as well as the lives of many, I think you're all right in my book.
And speaking of books, SAM!
I offer to be YOUR chief enforcer, but then YOU were about to FIRE ME?
If there's one thing that BRB will set straight, is that NO ONE fires BRB; BRB fires YOU.
I'm called Boiler Room Brawler for a reason people!
Because I operate out of a DAMNED BOILER ROOM!
*Boiler Room Brawler swings his pipe wrench into a pipe, denting it*
BRB has spoken, and may his next opponent not be fired! Hmm, well, you did win last week against Relegate Hunter. So, I'll tell you what. BRB, you are now my official Bodyguard. RALPHUS! YOUR FIRED!(the camera pans to see Ralphus sitting in a recliner reading a book and drinking a martini. Ralphus shrugs his shoulders and leaves the room) Now BRB, since you are my bodyguard I must inform you that I cannot pay you extra for your services. However I can offer you my services as a Manager as collateral. So BRB, WELCOME TO TEAM CORPORATE! (golf clap) Now I haven't brought this up amongst the rest of Corporate, including Mr Dave. But I'm sure they will agree that YOU are the perfect candidate for Team Corporate.
Also TTS, if you are watching this, don't acknowledge that angry fan. He doesn't have a contract with WWCF so don't take notice of him. Because I fired him. I was never actually fired, lil lady. And with my iron clad contract, you can't fire me
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Post by thesam07 on Jun 17, 2009 20:29:42 GMT -5
If your under contract then I can declare this. On Special HEATZ!!1! this week I am declaring a match between Whitey and Boiler Room Brawler.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Jun 17, 2009 20:38:15 GMT -5
*Headbanger Man is in the rehearsal room*
So Wordlife, I told you that you would witness first hand me coming out victorious on NiteRaw, and I did exactly that. I beat two of our opponents in the Hardcore Title match - two guys who are no slouches in that environment, might I add.
I'm also sure you enjoyed seeing "Evil La Parka" ambush me after the match. Well, I'm gonna do something about it. Before the big 5-man match at the PPV, a match that I am champing at the bit for by the way, I'm gonna take this opportunity to challenge "Evil" to a tables match. Michaels and General, don't think I've forgotten about the pair of you either, but "Evil" is gonna find out that I fight twice as hard as I rock, and his post-match attack on me has only fuelled my desire to kick seven shades out of him even more. So "Evil La Parka", I hope you respond to this challenge, and once its said and done, it'll be lights out and exit stage left for you!
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to satisfy my appetite for destruction!
*Another drum kit is laid to waste*
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jun 17, 2009 20:58:48 GMT -5
If your under contract then I can declare this. On Special HEATZ!!1! this week I am declaring a match between Whitey and Boiler Room Brawler. Oh.,no, no, no, not so fast Sammy Boy, if you want me to fight your rent boy on Sunday, it damn well better be on the PPV.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jun 17, 2009 21:00:33 GMT -5
If your under contract then I can declare this. On Special HEATZ!!1! this week I am declaring a match between Whitey and Boiler Room Brawler. *Titantron* Oh, I won't disappoint you, Sam!
WHITEY!
Your assaults on me haven't gone unnoticed,and at this Special HEATZ!!1! you will be the first victim of my enforcement, and you will find out what happens when I FIRE YOU!
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Jun 17, 2009 21:14:33 GMT -5
BRB as Sam's bodyguard actually sounds really cool.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2009 22:04:55 GMT -5
OK, the card as it stands for....
A VERY SPECIAL WWCF HEATZ!!1
Fatal 4-Way Match for the WWCF World Tag Team Championship: TTS and Starshine V. Doley and Legion V. The Southwest Connection V. Above Average and King Motor-Colt
Tables Match: Headbanger Man V. "Evil La Parka"
Boiler Room Brawler w/ The Sam V. Whitey Fats
Koda V. Cthulhu; Koda requested a match, and Cthulhu wasn't on the last NiteRaw, so this works.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2009 22:10:58 GMT -5
TTS vs. Hunters maybe?
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 17, 2009 22:16:06 GMT -5
Last I checked, that is on the Wheel of Misfortune.
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Post by Cyno on Jun 17, 2009 22:19:57 GMT -5
M.O.P. watches the Aaron Enigma promo and laughs. That's it, Aaron. I want you to hate me! Let that anger fuel your passions! Let it motivate you to be better than you are! Because I want nothing more than your absolute best this Sunday, so I can destroy it! Let the flame burn brightest before it is snuffed out! Let the star shine brightest in the night sky before it turns into a blackened husk! Don't lie, Aaron. Watching the flames consume that precious picture of you and your Number One Fan is tugging at your heartstrings; eating away at your very soul! It's killing you inside, and on Sunday, I'll finish the job.
Pride comes before the fall, Aaron. And yours is at an all time high. And it will be shattered when my hand is raised after a count of ten.
There's only one person in this world that your anger and hatred will fuel more than you. And that person... is me. Know that about your Enemy, Aaron. And when you do lose, I'll be sure to send the Thomson family a special copy of Wheel of Misfortune on DVD. So you think my anger fuels you? You think my hatred fuels you? Honestly I thought you were smarter than this M.O.P. Do you think I'm going to let anger and hatred cloud my focus? The number one point of this match is to win. I Won't forget that while I'm bashing your skull in, eyes red with rage.
It is funny you bring up Pride though, you being a former member of that stable. I actually pity you, seeing as how you always considered, and still consider yourself the best member of that stable. You never look at the bigger picture do you? Your ego is massive and that will be your downfall.
Now I know a talk a lot, and I run my mouth at seasoned veterans. Truth is, I do respect nearly everyone in this business. Regardless of what side people are on, I do respect Littlenaitch, Tyfo, Cthulhu, even Koda and Viva.
However, I do not respect you anymore M.O.P. Honestly when this feud between us started, I Had respect for you. But after what you've done recently I can say it's all gone.
M.O.P. you were the weak link of The Pride. You couldn't accept losing, and now you are part of a vile corrupt team full of people I respect. However, you are the weak link of Corporate too, so it makes you the easiest target. In case you haven't noticed, Corporate doesn't need you, you talents are worthless to them. Until you accept losing as a possibility, you can't call yourself a true competitor.
Winning isn't everything, and it's about time somebody showed you that. Sunday, I'll beat you to a bloody pulp, but afterwards, I will cry for you M.O.P. I will cry tears of realization, of salvation and of reconciliation. Someone needs to open your eyes. It seems the only way to unblind you is with pain and suffering. So be it. Your words mean nothing to me, Enigma. The weak link is you, not me. I neither want nor need your respect, and I can assure you that I have none for you.
But I tire of this back-and-forth. The only way to truly prove who is the better of the two of us is bloodshed. And that opportunity finally comes Sunday.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Jun 17, 2009 22:30:43 GMT -5
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey! Ladies! and Gentlemen! It's me... Cthulhu!
First, I'd like to welcome BRB to WWCF Corpotate! Boiler Room Dude, welcome and have fun beating up the punks who think they're better than us! You're Sam's number one Bodyguard! Dude, you're number one! Yeah! I'll let someone teach you the secret Corporate handshake later...
...yeah!
Anyway... anyway, I want to talk about a bug. A tiny, un-cool, un-handsome, un-awesome bug named Koda. A clown. Not a clown. Clowns are either scary, or funny. Koda's neither, and he's not awesome. So I find out that I have to fight the dude on the special Heatz. I say, why not? It's going to be a nice warm-up before I take the WWCF World Championship, plus I didn't get to kick some ass last week.
Koda. Bring your seven deadly sins with you. At the Special Heatz I'll be kicking the asses of seven dead sins.
Yeah!
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