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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Jun 17, 2009 22:35:52 GMT -5
Cthulhu, I don't know if I should even try against you. You aren't worth it. Even Sloth could kick your ass. I thought Viva was pathetic, but you? You are even lower than him!
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Jun 17, 2009 22:46:50 GMT -5
Hah! Koda, I say, Hah! Hah! I'd actually feel insulted if you were some kind of threat to me. I mean, seriously, who are you? Who the hell do you think you are?
Wait, I got a better question...
Who the hell do you think I am!?
I am, ladies and gentlemen, Cthulhu! I am awesome, and you're not. I'm chocolate, you're s***. That is the difference between you and me. I am the ass-kicking machine of WWCF Corporate. I am the thunder, and light...nnnnnnning! of the ass-kicking storm that's going to hit you in the face, Koda. At Heatz, I'll do Viva a favor and turn you into an ass-face! Ass-face!
HAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Hah!
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Jun 17, 2009 22:55:02 GMT -5
Who am I? Surely you jest.
I'm one of the most renowned wrestlers in the world today! I've wrestled all over the world, and I have one of, if not THE, largest title history of anyone still competing.
You, on the other hand, are a little worm that has been hit or miss in your matches. I don't think anyone forgets your little "streak." Plus you have to have Corporate on your side. Many people say strength in numbers, but that isn't the truth. The truth is that those that need to be in a group are weak. They can't handle being by themselves. I have proven that. I have only won two tag team championships in my life. I have proven that I don't need a partner. I just have Legion along because I like him. He isn't worthless like you or Viva. You and the rest of Corporate is nothing but a REALLY bad joke, and trust me, I know a lot of bad jokes. You might as well bring all of Corporate to our match, because it'll take the whole lot of you to beat me.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Jun 17, 2009 23:04:44 GMT -5
I still don't know you. Then again, I don't really care.
WWCF Corporate doesn't need to waste their time going after you, clown-man. Aaron Enigma alone is a bigger threat than you. Hell, Sam in a platypus suit is probably more threatening than Sloth, Lust, Envy, Pride, Wrath, Grumpy, Happy, and Dopey. And you, Koda. It's me in a handicap match against you and your seven sins, and it'll be my victory.
And then... air guitar!
*air guitars*
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2009 23:06:21 GMT -5
Whatta be-a hapnin mista Cuthul...........Mista Cthu Cth-........Mista AKA?
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jun 17, 2009 23:08:38 GMT -5
Whatta be-a hapnin mista Cuthul...........Mista Cthu Cth-........Mista AKA? ...................... Did you just post that in Blackface?
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Jun 17, 2009 23:09:46 GMT -5
Whatta be-a hapnin mista Cuthul...........Mista Cthu Cth-........Mista AKA? ...................... Did you just post that in Blackface? I believe he did...
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Post by The Tank on Jun 17, 2009 23:09:51 GMT -5
..........................This place has gone insane since I left.
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Jun 17, 2009 23:10:31 GMT -5
..........................This place has gone insane since I left. You mean it has become more awesome and you wish to be part of it again.
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Post by The Tank on Jun 17, 2009 23:11:29 GMT -5
..........................This place has gone insane since I left. You mean it has become more awesome and you wish to be part of it again. Well, I tried returning once. I may make some random appearances as a Legend/HoF'er in the future, though.
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Post by Cyno on Jun 17, 2009 23:16:17 GMT -5
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THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Jun 17, 2009 23:21:11 GMT -5
Viva, Viva, Viva. When will you ever learn? You've been playing my game since the very beginning. I let you defeat me a few times to see what you had, and honestly? You are one of the weakest guys I have ever faced. You thought you crushed my throat? Hate to break it to you, that didn't even hurt at all. As for the blood? Blood pills. It was all an act, and you fell for it. You are right, at the Pay Per View, we will end this, but it shall be me with my hand in victory. You won't know what is coming for you. A likely story. You honestly think anyone believes your bulls**t? I mean, really, guy?
Let me take a look through my copy of "The Cop-out Chickensh*t's handbook".
Hmm... Let's see here.
Lame excuse for bleeding like a weenie? Check.
Obligatory "I let you beat me." line? Check.
Obligatory "You're weak." line? Check.
Obligatory "Alpha-male, I feel no pain." line? Double-check.
At the end of the day you're making a fool of yourself, much like clowns do. You play the part to perfection and come sunday, I'm going to again make you look like just what you are. A f***ing clown.
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Post by thesam07 on Jun 17, 2009 23:43:45 GMT -5
*The Following Announcement has been paid for by WWCF Corporate* Hello, my name is The Sam, and I am the WWCF Executive of Champions. This week, WWCF will present a special episode of Heatz which will feature several matches including a fatal four ay tag team match to determine our NEW WWCF Tag Team Champions and several other exciting matches that only WWCF can provide. And I am announcing that on that very same episode of Heatz! There will be a 10 Man Battle Royal. The winner will receive $499,995 donated by WWCF Corporate. It would have been $500,000 but TTS didn't have the extra $5 to donate. This will be a standard battle royal, competitors must go over the top rope and both feet must hit the floor below to be eliminated. No Champions may enter the tournament as they make too much money allready.
If you are interested, please speak now or forever hold your peace.
My name is The Sam and I am the WWCF Executive of Champions.
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Post by thesam07 on Jun 17, 2009 23:48:25 GMT -5
Well, it appears that 10 people have allready come forward. Here are the following competitors in the 10 Man $499,995 Battle Royal.
The General of the Monkey Army grbjazzman M.O.P. Brahma Bull Supersmark Head Detective Aaron Enigma stevierichardsfan babyface Jonathan Michaels Relegate Hunter "Fallen Dragon" Mike Corral
The winner will receive $499,995 from WWCF Corporate. And just because MOP is in the match does not make this a scam. Everyone has equal chance of winning the money. Whether it be Monkey Man or Miles Davis or Bring Bull or SuperStupidMark or that Private Dick or Stevierichardshasnofans or the Human Heat Vacumn Johnathan Michaels or the smiling doofus or the "Fallen Over and Can't Get Up" Mike Corral or MOP. And may the best man win.
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Jun 18, 2009 0:02:12 GMT -5
Viva, Viva, Viva. When will you ever learn? You've been playing my game since the very beginning. I let you defeat me a few times to see what you had, and honestly? You are one of the weakest guys I have ever faced. You thought you crushed my throat? Hate to break it to you, that didn't even hurt at all. As for the blood? Blood pills. It was all an act, and you fell for it. You are right, at the Pay Per View, we will end this, but it shall be me with my hand in victory. You won't know what is coming for you. A likely story. You honestly think anyone believes your bulls**t? I mean, really, guy?
Let me take a look through my copy of "The Cop-out Chickensh*t's handbook".
Hmm... Let's see here.
Lame excuse for bleeding like a weenie? Check.
Obligatory "I let you beat me." line? Check.
Obligatory "You're weak." line? Check.
Obligatory "Alpha-male, I feel no pain." line? Double-check.
At the end of the day you're making a fool of yourself, much like clowns do. You play the part to perfection and come sunday, I'm going to again make you look like just what you are. A f***ing clown.
*sigh* You REALLY don't get it, do you? Well I guess no one can blame you. You love getting higher than a kite, so it is to be expected. You really don't know who you are f***ing with. I have pity on you.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Jun 18, 2009 0:14:14 GMT -5
So you think my anger fuels you? You think my hatred fuels you? Honestly I thought you were smarter than this M.O.P. Do you think I'm going to let anger and hatred cloud my focus? The number one point of this match is to win. I Won't forget that while I'm bashing your skull in, eyes red with rage.
It is funny you bring up Pride though, you being a former member of that stable. I actually pity you, seeing as how you always considered, and still consider yourself the best member of that stable. You never look at the bigger picture do you? Your ego is massive and that will be your downfall.
Now I know a talk a lot, and I run my mouth at seasoned veterans. Truth is, I do respect nearly everyone in this business. Regardless of what side people are on, I do respect Littlenaitch, Tyfo, Cthulhu, even Koda and Viva.
However, I do not respect you anymore M.O.P. Honestly when this feud between us started, I Had respect for you. But after what you've done recently I can say it's all gone.
M.O.P. you were the weak link of The Pride. You couldn't accept losing, and now you are part of a vile corrupt team full of people I respect. However, you are the weak link of Corporate too, so it makes you the easiest target. In case you haven't noticed, Corporate doesn't need you, you talents are worthless to them. Until you accept losing as a possibility, you can't call yourself a true competitor.
Winning isn't everything, and it's about time somebody showed you that. Sunday, I'll beat you to a bloody pulp, but afterwards, I will cry for you M.O.P. I will cry tears of realization, of salvation and of reconciliation. Someone needs to open your eyes. It seems the only way to unblind you is with pain and suffering. So be it. Your words mean nothing to me, Enigma. The weak link is you, not me. I neither want nor need your respect, and I can assure you that I have none for you.
But I tire of this back-and-forth. The only way to truly prove who is the better of the two of us is bloodshed. And that opportunity finally comes Sunday. For once I agree with you, the only path to the end of this is one of blood, pain and suffering. I hope you don't take it to hard when the path is covered with your blood and not my own.
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Post by Topher is Human on Jun 18, 2009 8:53:24 GMT -5
Littlenaitch... my friend. With each passing week it's becoming more and more clear to me what I must do.
I win back the World Title. I must defeat WWCF Corporate, or else... All hope for the business may very well be gone.
Let me elaborate, you are the champ, I am actually proud to say that. You are a good hearted man who earnt his position. Infact I can't think of many people who deserve that more. However... It's also very clear that with that title in your posession... it's also in the clutches of Corporate.
At first I was able to seperate the two, however after seeing Corporate's actions in the last week, it became apparent that as a stable... they don't deserve the title, they simply cannot have it. Seeing the antics, seeing how low Corporate will stoop is simply deminishing what this title... this business is all about. People like Starshine, Tyfo, TTS, Cthulhu and The Sam... ESPECIALLY The Sam are people who do not deserve to even be associated with that title. And as long as you have it... the word Prestige will slowly cease to exist.
If I fail to win, if either you or Cthulhu win, the title will soon become a lost cause simply by association.
This is my destiny, the world needs a hero... The WWCF needs a king.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jun 18, 2009 10:28:33 GMT -5
Human Heat Vacumn Jonathan Michaels I'm going to ignore that comment, but you and I need to talk.
I've got some crazed maniac threatening my girlfriend, and since you run things, I'm holding YOU responsible.
Now, if you don't want a lawsuit, here's what you are going to do.
1. Allow me to conduct my investigation any way I see fit.
2. Allow me to hire Ralphus as my girlfriend's security.
3. Allow me to hire somebody else to help with my investigation.
What's it going to be?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2009 10:30:55 GMT -5
Whatta be-a hapnin mista Cuthul...........Mista Cthu Cth-........Mista AKA? ...................... Did you just post that in Blackface? Are you in my bushes again?
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Jun 18, 2009 12:36:09 GMT -5
Littlenaitch... my friend. With each passing week it's becoming more and more clear to me what I must do.
I win back the World Title. I must defeat WWCF Corporate, or else... All hope for the business may very well be gone.
Let me elaborate, you are the champ, I am actually proud to say that. You are a good hearted man who earnt his position. Infact I can't think of many people who deserve that more. However... It's also very clear that with that title in your posession... it's also in the clutches of Corporate.
At first I was able to seperate the two, however after seeing Corporate's actions in the last week, it became apparent that as a stable... they don't deserve the title, they simply cannot have it. Seeing the antics, seeing how low Corporate will stoop is simply deminishing what this title... this business is all about. People like Starshine, Tyfo, TTS, Cthulhu and The Sam... ESPECIALLY The Sam are people who do not deserve to even be associated with that title. And as long as you have it... the word Prestige will slowly cease to exist.
If I fail to win, if either you or Cthulhu win, the title will soon become a lost cause simply by association.
This is my destiny, the world needs a hero... The WWCF needs a king. The World does not need YOU! It makes me sick, man. You're already standing here, making excuses in case you lose to ME! or Littlenaitch. Lost cause? When I win, and I will win, the first thing I'll do is spit on your face! See, I don't care about prestige, and I don't give a damn about the world, or the non-Corporate WWCF. I spit at all of them. All I care about is winning, and being champion, and giving Corporation one more reason to rule. Yeah!
You think you're a hero? Well, it makes things simple, then. Because! ...Ladies! and Gentlemen! My name is Cthulhu: Awesome! WWCF Superstar! Corporate Ass-Kicking Machine! and the Hero Killer!*air guitars* P.S. Slight change in my finishers. 1. Death Magnetic -- same as always~ 2. Hero Killer* -- Kick to the gut, followed by a kick** to the head. If opponent has not fallen to the floor yet, it's another kick to the head or a slightly random move***. *Hero Killer, or Herocide? Which sounds better? **shining wizard, big boot, and kick-attack-variant-thing. ***yes, it is pretty confusing.
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