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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jun 18, 2009 12:44:40 GMT -5
If your under contract then I can declare this. On Special HEATZ!!1! this week I am declaring a match between Whitey and Boiler Room Brawler. *Titantron* Oh, I won't disappoint you, Sam!
WHITEY!
Your assaults on me haven't gone unnoticed,and at this Special HEATZ!!1! you will be the first victim of my enforcement, and you will find out what happens when I FIRE YOU! Boiler Room Brawler. No offense, but that sounds like a Falcon Studio Production. But if we're through discussing your oily guy fetish, let's discuss our upcoming match.
First, do you hear who the people are chanting for? *pauses as the crowd chants* They know I am the savior of this compony, and of this sport.
They know Sam fears me, pisses his bed every night thinking about my wrath. So sent some socially inept gay porn loving freak such as yourself, to try and distract me, as I whip every one of his manservants ass. Well, I can start at the bottom. Which come to think of, you kinda like the bottom, don't you?
See ya there.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jun 18, 2009 14:41:36 GMT -5
The following was posted on the WWCF website
I'm going to make this short and sweet.
Unlike the many in this battle royal, I'm not interested in the monetary gain. I'm not looking to fatten my wallets or buy lavish and expensive gifts. I'm here to WRESTLE, and that's exactly what I'm going to do. And if I just so happened to be rewarded for winning, then so be it.
No longer will I be oushed to the side and ignored. This battle royal is where I make my stand and prove that I belong here. And for any that disagree, just watch what happens in that battle royal. I WILL make you believe....
Whether you like it or not.
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Post by skiller on Jun 19, 2009 2:16:12 GMT -5
Sorry for messing up the main event for the last show. It was a big oversight on my behalf.
Anyway- *gets back into character*
If last week proved nothing, it's that together WWCF Corporate is the true higher power in this company. We know how to win. We look good doing it. And we know we're not afraid to snatch what belongs to us.
Sunday night, we continue that trend. We take back the Tag Team Titles. We step towards becoming household names. Together with my Rastafarian, Florida Native hombre TTS we'll become Tag Team Champions for a second time each. You could call us a Dream Team. In fact you could make the argument that we're The Corporate A-Team.
You don't need a fortune teller to predict gold in the Corporate's future. You just need to watch and wait. Because *places a cigar in his mouth* I love it when a plan comes together.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jun 19, 2009 9:31:25 GMT -5
*shown eating ribs and talking to an unshown person*
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Jonathan Michaels
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jun 19, 2009 20:03:30 GMT -5
*Paces back and forth on the roof*
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Dave at the Movies
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Jun 19, 2009 20:10:44 GMT -5
If anyone wants to make changes to their profile on the main site let me know by PM.(Ill get yours updated soon MOP)
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Jun 19, 2009 20:14:26 GMT -5
*air guitar*
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Post by Deleted on Jun 19, 2009 20:32:43 GMT -5
So...
Who would like to write a match for....
A VERY SPECIAL WWCF HEATZ!!1
10 Man, $495,000 battle royal “Fallen Dragon” Mike Corral V. stevierichardsfan babyface V. M.O.P. V. The Amazing Brahma Bull V. grbjazzman V. Aaron Enigma V. SuperSmark V. Relegate Hunter V. The General of the Monkey Army V. Jonathan Michaels
Koda V. Cthulhu
Tables Match: “Evil La Parka” V. The Headbanger Man
Whitey Fats V. The Boiler Room Brawler w/ The Sam
Fatal Four-Way Match For The Vacant WWCF World Tag Team Championship: Above Average and King Motor-Colt V. Legion and Doley V. The Southwest Connection V. TTS and Starshine Being written by The Sam
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Post by thesam07 on Jun 19, 2009 21:12:27 GMT -5
I'll write the tag team title match And I will also write MOP vs Aaron Enigma for the PPV as well.
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Post by thesam07 on Jun 19, 2009 21:16:03 GMT -5
Human Heat Vacumn Jonathan Michaels I'm going to ignore that comment, but you and I need to talk.
I've got some crazed maniac threatening my girlfriend, and since you run things, I'm holding YOU responsible.
Now, if you don't want a lawsuit, here's what you are going to do.
1. Allow me to conduct my investigation any way I see fit.
2. Allow me to hire Ralphus as my girlfriend's security.
3. Allow me to hire somebody else to help with my investigation.
What's it going to be? I'll see what I can do. I'll get police on the horn but there is not much else I can do. My advice? Be a man and take care of this monster yourself. Or find yourself a new girlfriend.
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Post by Cyno on Jun 20, 2009 0:22:19 GMT -5
When's the voting going out for the PPV anyway?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2009 0:33:55 GMT -5
When's the voting going out for the PPV anyway? I'm gonna say Monday night, probably. I'd rather wait till after Heatz!!1, but that would mean only 3 days to get the votes in, to leave enough time to write the matches.
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Jazzman
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Post by Jazzman on Jun 20, 2009 9:57:40 GMT -5
Ladies and Gents... ah who am I kidding, just Gents. The suggestion period for WoM has ended, the matches sent to me will be added to some of my ideas and will be sent to Evil M after the card goes out.
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Post by Jazzman on Jun 20, 2009 13:25:11 GMT -5
Just to update the matches for WoM... I will be combining some suggestions for matches to give us some very fun and interesting style matches. For the writers of these matches, I'll send you a skeletal rules guideline to Evil M for you guys to see when you ask for the result. Anything not mentioned will be given to you to use at your discretion. This should be a super fun PPV as well as a challenge for our writers.
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Jonathan Michaels
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jun 20, 2009 15:21:03 GMT -5
If anyone wants to make changes to their profile on the main site let me know by PM.(Ill get yours updated soon MOP) 1. I am presently a face. 2. My entrance Music is now DOA by the Foo Fighters.
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Jonathan Michaels
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jun 20, 2009 15:43:06 GMT -5
I'm going to ignore that comment, but you and I need to talk.
I've got some crazed maniac threatening my girlfriend, and since you run things, I'm holding YOU responsible.
Now, if you don't want a lawsuit, here's what you are going to do.
1. Allow me to conduct my investigation any way I see fit.
2. Allow me to hire Ralphus as my girlfriend's security.
3. Allow me to hire somebody else to help with my investigation.
What's it going to be? I'll see what I can do. I'll get police on the horn but there is not much else I can do. My advice? Be a man and take care of this monster yourself. Or find yourself a new girlfriend. So I can investigate however I like?
Also, I already hired somebody to help me.*Whitey walks in* I think you know him.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2009 15:47:14 GMT -5
Ladies and Gents... ah who am I kidding, just Gents. Eli says hi
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Post by Jazzman on Jun 21, 2009 9:32:05 GMT -5
Ladies and Gents... ah who am I kidding, just Gents. Eli says hi cool, next time you see her and she does something worth my notice, tell her I said hi as well.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 21, 2009 16:31:35 GMT -5
OK, voting closes at midnight tonight/tomorrow morning, Eastern time. After that I will be sending out match results. So if you're writing a match, please let me know. Thanks.
10 Man, $495,000 battle royal “Fallen Dragon” Mike Corral V. stevierichardsfan babyface V. M.O.P. V. The Amazing Brahma Bull V. grbjazzman V. Aaron Enigma V. SuperSmark V. Relegate Hunter V. The General of the Monkey Army V. Jonathan Michaels
Koda V. Cthulhu
Tables Match: “Evil La Parka” V. The Headbanger Man
Whitey Fats V. The Boiler Room Brawler w/ The Sam
Fatal Four-Way Match For The Vacant WWCF World Tag Team Championship: Above Average and King Motor-Colt V. Legion and Doley V. The Southwest Connection V. TTS and Starshine Being written by The Sam
If there's anything untaken as of Wednesday morning, I'll write it up myself.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jun 22, 2009 0:25:53 GMT -5
I have asked Whitey Fats to help me find the son of a mother that threatened my girlfriend, but I don't think it's going to be easy,
But, if there is a positive to this, it is this, until I find that bastard, every time I fight, every match I have, every opponent I face, I won't see them, I'll just see a ski mask.
So believe me when I say this, I WILL win the battle royal, I WILL win the Hardcore Championship, and NOBODY will be able to stop me.
So it is written, So shall it be done.
And, Cut.
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