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Post by Matt Rogers on Jul 9, 2009 15:27:35 GMT -5
What this thread presupposes is...  ...maybe he didn't? |
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Post by Cela on Jul 9, 2009 15:30:28 GMT -5
I just watched they Died with their Boots On, with Errol Flynn as Custer. He died, oh yes he died.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jul 9, 2009 15:41:28 GMT -5
Big Chief Custer, no, he killed many paleface that day.
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Post by Cap'n Crud on Jul 9, 2009 15:43:52 GMT -5
Believe me them Indians killed him more than enough. That man got the worst body piercing in history Courtesy of Sitting Bull.
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Post by boiledewokthe3rd on Jul 9, 2009 16:11:57 GMT -5
It was a worked shoot!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Jul 9, 2009 19:26:36 GMT -5
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Post by theryno665 on Jul 9, 2009 19:31:38 GMT -5
Yeah, but soon enough, he got his Revenge...
...in the best Atari game ever.
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Post by Triple Kelly on Jul 9, 2009 20:12:36 GMT -5
Yeah, but soon enough, he got his Revenge... ...in the best Atari game ever. you took my answer, lol. His Last Stand was trying to avoid the arrows while inching closer to diddle a nekid Native American chick tied to a cactus. What a way to go. |
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Post by mrrotten on Jul 9, 2009 20:31:30 GMT -5
Run to the hills, run for your life
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Jul 9, 2009 21:28:20 GMT -5
Did you send my mother your grades in college?
Why must you belittle me?
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Post by thwak is T.hawk on Jul 9, 2009 21:41:20 GMT -5
Yeah, but soon enough, he got his Revenge... ...in the best Atari game ever. you took my answer, lol. His Last Stand was trying to avoid the arrows while inching closer to diddle a nekid Native American chick tied to a cactus. What a way to go. Which is an interesting thing because while a lot of people know that he was out numbered, he was also out gunned. Yes, crazy horse actually had guns, and guns that were better then the guns custer had. The funny thing is, people still think his troops got slaughtered because of bows and arrows. |
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Post by Milkman Norm on Jul 9, 2009 21:43:19 GMT -5
What this thread presupposes is... ...maybe he didn't? I dunno. I'm tripping on mescalin right now |
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Post by theryno665 on Jul 9, 2009 23:00:15 GMT -5
you took my answer, lol. His Last Stand was trying to avoid the arrows while inching closer to diddle a nekid Native American chick tied to a cactus. What a way to go. Which is an interesting thing because while a lot of people know that he was out numbered, he was also out gunned. Yes, crazy horse actually had guns, and guns that were better then the guns custer had. The funny thing is, people still think his troops got slaughtered because of bows and arrows. I doubt that. Did you see the heat Custer was packing? I'm talking like...twelve pixels long, back when a pixel was huge! |
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Post by ThereIsNoAbsurdistOnlyZuul on Jul 9, 2009 23:32:01 GMT -5
What this thread presupposes is... ...maybe he didn't? You're my hero, just a little bit. A squidge. |
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Post by default on Jul 10, 2009 0:02:08 GMT -5
Which is an interesting thing because while a lot of people know that he was out numbered, he was also out gunned. Yes, crazy horse actually had guns, and guns that were better then the guns custer had. The funny thing is, people still think his troops got slaughtered because of bows and arrows. I doubt that. Did you see the heat Custer was packing? I'm talking like...twelve pixels long, back when a pixel was huge! Custer should've been hung. Oh wait... he was. I meant hanged. |
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jul 10, 2009 0:20:47 GMT -5
Wonder what his second in command's last words to him were.
Probably something along the line of, "Man, you are a stupid s***."
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Post by BlackJackRobby on Jul 10, 2009 3:17:42 GMT -5
Custer was outgunned but he was also dumb, and could have waited for reinforcements. That is something that a person that graduates last at West Point does not do I guess though.
Lucky for him though he cut his hair, and no one could tell who he was cause in real life he was not scalped or anything because they did not know which one he was.
One more point about him being outgunned though that hardly gets brought up. The US Army hardly ever faced head on against the tribes in all the wars because they got beat.
That is why they instead would raid villigas and kill the women, children, and elderly when the warriors were away.
At this same time when the warriors would retaliate and attack and kill men in an army baracks they were the evil ones for it. You have to love history books, and government.
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Jul 10, 2009 3:51:35 GMT -5
Custer was outgunned but he was also dumb, and could have waited for reinforcements. That is something that a person that graduates last at West Point does not do I guess though. Lucky for him though he cut his hair, and no one could tell who he was cause in real life he was not scalped or anything because they did not know which one he was. One more point about him being outgunned though that hardly gets brought up. The US Army hardly ever faced head on against the tribes in all the wars because they got beat. That is why they instead would raid villigas and kill the women, children, and elderly when the warriors were away. At this same time when the warriors would retaliate and attack and kill men in an army baracks they were the evil ones for it. You have to love history books, and government. Hell, Custer told his men a nice tip on how to save ammo during their raids on villages. Don't shoot the kids, bash their skulls in with the butt of the gun. Also, another thing is, Custer split his group of 600 men into two 300 men groups. They were already outnumbered over 1,000 to 600, then he made it too easy by making his last stand 1,000 vs. 300. |
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Post by Matt Rogers on Jul 10, 2009 4:39:25 GMT -5
Wildcat...
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Post by "Playboy" Don Douglas on Jul 10, 2009 12:15:41 GMT -5
An eccentric billionaire wanted a mural painted on his library wall, so he called in an artist. Describing what he wanted, the billionaire said, "I am a history buff, and I would like your interpretation of the last thing that went through Custer's mind before he died. I am going out of town on business for a week, and when I return I expect to see it completed."
Upon his return, the billionaire went to the library to examine the finished work. To his surprise he found a painting of a cow with a halo. Surrounding this there were hundreds of Indians in various stages and different positions of making love. Furious he called the artist in.
"What the hell is this?" screamed the billionaire. "Why that's exactly what you asked for," said the artist smugly.
"No! I didn't ask for a mural of pornographic filth, I asked for a mural of the interpretation of Custer's last thoughts!" "And there you have it," said the artist, "I call it "Holy cow look at all those f***in' Indians."
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