The Future of Mickie James

[Steveweiser]

Last I checked, on April 30th 2008, Mickie James was the Women's Champion.

[The Peoples Elbow]

It's been a year? Wow, time flies. It's time for another reign, but this time as a Diva's champion. God, I abhor that belt.

[pgwwerulez]

Why do people still give a crap about this horse faced skank? The only thing about her that stands out(literally) is her fat ass. Big deal. Have you ever seen what she looks like w/o a gallon of makeup and airbrushing galore? Not a pretty site. Those pictures of her indy days don't lie. She hasn't blossomed at all, she just has better makeup artists and photographers now. And for those that think she's a great wrestler, I guess they must have missed most of her matches, because she botches at least half of her moves most of the time(not that the other divas don't).

Something tells me as soon as she's out of the public eye she'll balloon up to 300 pounds and look even more manly, making all these people that worship her now feel embarassed to admit they ever liked her. About the only thing people are going to remember her for is the cheap porno shoots she did and that infamous clip of her on Jenny Jones, where she showed what a classy lady she is. All in all, she's one of the most overrated talents WWE has ever had, male or female. I think they better release her before somebody contracts the Swine flu ;D

[The Peoples Elbow]

Apr 30, 2009 15:40:51 GMT -5 pgwwerulez said:

Why do people still give a crap about this horse faced skank? The only thing about her that stands out(literally) is her fat ass. Big deal. Have you ever seen what she looks like w/o a gallon of makeup and airbrushing galore? Not a pretty site. Those pictures of her indy days don't lie. She hasn't blossomed at all, she just has better makeup artists and photographers now. And for those that think she's a great wrestler, I guess they must have missed most of her matches, because she botches at least half of her moves most of the time(not that the other divas don't).

Something tells me as soon as she's out of the public eye she'll balloon up to 300 pounds and look even more manly, making all these people that worship her now feel embarassed to admit they ever liked her. About the only thing people are going to remember her for is the cheap porno shoots she did and that infamous clip of her on Jenny Jones, where she showed what a classy lady she is. All in all, she's one of the most overrated talents WWE has ever had, male or female. I think they better release her before somebody contracts the Swine flu ;D

No where in your rambling incoherent response did you come close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. We are all dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.

[Purple Marauder]

I think horse faced skanks are hot...no offense Lillian.

[vanboxmeer]

Apr 30, 2009 15:40:51 GMT -5 pgwwerulez said:

Why do people still give a crap about this horse faced skank? The only thing about her that stands out(literally) is her fat ass. Big deal. Have you ever seen what she looks like w/o a gallon of makeup and airbrushing galore? Not a pretty site. Those pictures of her indy days don't lie. She hasn't blossomed at all, she just has better makeup artists and photographers now. And for those that think she's a great wrestler, I guess they must have missed most of her matches, because she botches at least half of her moves most of the time(not that the other divas don't).

Something tells me as soon as she's out of the public eye she'll balloon up to 300 pounds and look even more manly, making all these people that worship her now feel embarassed to admit they ever liked her. About the only thing people are going to remember her for is the cheap porno shoots she did and that infamous clip of her on Jenny Jones, where she showed what a classy lady she is. All in all, she's one of the most overrated talents WWE has ever had, male or female. I think they better release her before somebody contracts the Swine flu ;D

A troll from the future~!

Although WWE would definitely have better make-up artists, the male wrestlers wear makeup every week.

[The Peoples Elbow]

Lillian?

[Magician under the moonlight]

Apr 30, 2009 13:29:56 GMT -5 The Peoples Elbow said:

It's been a year? Wow, time flies. It's time for another reign, but this time as a Diva's champion. God, I abhor that belt.

Mickie James, first Women and diva belt holder. Nice ring to it.

[Miss RKO]

Apr 30, 2009 16:10:39 GMT -5 vanboxmeer said:

Apr 30, 2009 15:40:51 GMT -5 pgwwerulez said:

Why do people still give a crap about this horse faced skank? The only thing about her that stands out(literally) is her fat ass. Big deal. Have you ever seen what she looks like w/o a gallon of makeup and airbrushing galore? Not a pretty site. Those pictures of her indy days don't lie. She hasn't blossomed at all, she just has better makeup artists and photographers now. And for those that think she's a great wrestler, I guess they must have missed most of her matches, because she botches at least half of her moves most of the time(not that the other divas don't).

Something tells me as soon as she's out of the public eye she'll balloon up to 300 pounds and look even more manly, making all these people that worship her now feel embarassed to admit they ever liked her. About the only thing people are going to remember her for is the cheap porno shoots she did and that infamous clip of her on Jenny Jones, where she showed what a classy lady she is. All in all, she's one of the most overrated talents WWE has ever had, male or female. I think they better release her before somebody contracts the Swine flu ;D

A troll from the future~!

Although WWE would definitely have better make-up artists, the male wrestlers wear makeup every week.

Taker hogs the mascara ;D

[Deleted]

Apr 30, 2009 17:15:17 GMT -5 Miss RKO said:

Apr 30, 2009 16:10:39 GMT -5 vanboxmeer said:

A troll from the future~!

Although WWE would definitely have better make-up artists, the male wrestlers wear makeup every week.

Taker hogs the mascara ;D

Randy bogarts the Baby Oil

[Miss RKO]

I imagine the men hog the mirror as bad as the Divas

[Mecca]

I have a friend who says that same stuff, but he says it about all the WWE women at this point he's a very jaded wrestling fan.

Talks about how all the women are ugly, don't look normal, etc etc. I'm sure the drill is known.

[Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone]

Aw damn, I misread the thread title.

I thought this was about the furniture of Mickie James.

[Mac]

Apr 30, 2009 18:26:29 GMT -5 Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone said:

Aw damn, I misread the thread title.

I thought this was about the furniture of Mickie James.

For some reason I really think there was a thread about that.

[Dr. Bunsen Honeydew]

Apr 30, 2009 10:35:58 GMT -5 Pgarodactyl said:

Apr 28, 2009 6:26:54 GMT -5 Dr. Bunsen Honeydew said:

Several months? Its been over a year since Mickie was last pushed. Everyone else but her has been pushed in that timeframe. I mean, Maria was pushed twice. And no comparaion of Micke to Victoria are not moot. Mickie is now in the role that Victoria had. Basically Victoria 2.0.

So... we're pretty much ignoring the fact that she was Women's Champion, pushed as falling short to Beth Phoenix repeatedly before finally getting the big victory (in front of our good friend Steveweiser, no less) last April and holding it until last August? Or are we going to pretend that her last reign was "over a year" ago?

We are one year from when she won the title. She basically did nothing since that win other than dropping the title. I'd say I'm pretty close to right on with a small exaggeration.

Also, Mickie's push you mention a.ka. doing her Batista impression was boring at best.

[Rorschach]

Apr 30, 2009 18:34:54 GMT -5 Dr. Bunsen Honeydew said:

Apr 30, 2009 10:35:58 GMT -5 Pgarodactyl said:

So... we're pretty much ignoring the fact that she was Women's Champion, pushed as falling short to Beth Phoenix repeatedly before finally getting the big victory (in front of our good friend Steveweiser, no less) last April and holding it until last August? Or are we going to pretend that her last reign was "over a year" ago?

We are one year from when she won the title. She basically did nothing since that win other than dropping the title. I'd say I'm pretty close to right on with a small exaggeration.

Also, Mickie's push you mention a.ka. doing her Batista impression was boring at best.

In your opinion. I liked it...though I will agree with you that it could have been done a lot BETTER. I'll take what I can get, as my standards have been egregiously lowered lately.

[Miss RKO]

Mickie aint got a fat ass, that me lads is the arse of your normal sized lady.

[nt86]

Apr 30, 2009 15:40:51 GMT -5 pgwwerulez said:

Why do people still give a crap about this horse faced skank? The only thing about her that stands out(literally) is her fat ass. Big deal. Have you ever seen what she looks like w/o a gallon of makeup and airbrushing galore? Not a pretty site. Those pictures of her indy days don't lie. She hasn't blossomed at all, she just has better makeup artists and photographers now. And for those that think she's a great wrestler, I guess they must have missed most of her matches, because she botches at least half of her moves most of the time(not that the other divas don't).

Something tells me as soon as she's out of the public eye she'll balloon up to 300 pounds and look even more manly, making all these people that worship her now feel embarassed to admit they ever liked her. About the only thing people are going to remember her for is the cheap porno shoots she did and that infamous clip of her on Jenny Jones, where she showed what a classy lady she is. All in all, she's one of the most overrated talents WWE has ever had, male or female. I think they better release her before somebody contracts the Swine flu ;D

Wow you sure are a happy, positive ray of sunshine.

I happen to have found her even MORE appealing after I saw that Jenny Jones clip so there