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Post by motormouf on May 12, 2009 17:40:26 GMT -5
lets kick back and exercise our poetic/ humour skills with this challenge: I'll start this set of poems at 10 and lets see if we can take it down to 1. Basically itll make fun of the way WWE misuses their new talent- Its called 10 brand new wrestlers-
10 brand new wrestlers
Walking down the line
1 wouldnt kiss Mcmahon @$$
Got fired and we're down to 9
go crazy....
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Post by rydndirty on May 12, 2009 21:25:47 GMT -5
I know I'm in the forums
where posters can be wack,
What's the OP talking about?
He might be strung out on crack.
I apologize to motormouf,
I don't mean to get you mad.
Go ahead and close this dumb thread mods,
It wouldn't be so bad.
After a few beers tonight, that's all I've got.
Edit: I've been Conway-popped.
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on May 12, 2009 21:29:59 GMT -5
10 brand new wrestlers Walking down the line 1 wouldnt kiss Mcmahon @$$ Got fired and we're down to 9 9 brand new wrestlers One showed up late Got heat from the boys And then there were 8 |
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Post by The_ripoff_artist on May 12, 2009 21:37:08 GMT -5
10 brand new wrestlers Walking down the line 1 wouldnt kiss Mcmahon @$$ Got fired and we're down to 9 9 brand new wrestlers One showed up late Got heat from the boys And then there were 8 8 brand new wrestlers One abused the roids got the axe from old mcmahon now were down to 7 |
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Post by "The Rated XXX Superstar" Jed on May 12, 2009 23:00:46 GMT -5
9 brand new wrestlers One showed up late Got heat from the boys And then there were 8 8 brand new wrestlers One abused the roids got the axe from old mcmahon now were down to 7 7 brand new wrestlers but isn't it the pits one refused to job to Kozlov and now we're down to 6. |
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Post by They Adam Bradley on May 12, 2009 23:10:48 GMT -5
6 Brand new wrestlers
Green as Rookies in this Bizzzzz
Better all go after Cena
Because they all fear the MIZZZZZZZZZ
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2009 23:15:41 GMT -5
6 Brand new wrestlers Green as Rookies in this Bizzzzz Better all go after Cena Because they all fear the MIZZZZZZZZZ 6 Brand New Wrestlers After Getting beat Live on Raw Traumitized one Youngster Into turning into a CAW |
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Post by motormouf on May 14, 2009 14:15:04 GMT -5
6 brand new wrestlers
Keeping the brand alive.
But Batista wants the spotlight back
Downsized and we're down to 5
Lets keep it going
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Post by Sajoa Moe on May 14, 2009 14:26:23 GMT -5
Five brand new wrestlers
Walking through the door
One let it hit him on the ass
And now we're down to four.
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Post by The King of Memphis Tennessee on May 14, 2009 15:41:38 GMT -5
But Batista wants the spotlight... ...and this Sunday, he'll be needing it back. |
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on May 14, 2009 15:44:04 GMT -5
Five brand new wrestlers Walking through the door One let it hit him on the ass And now we're down to four. Four brand new wrestlers Which are a delight to see One got jobbed out to Triple H And now we're down to three. |
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Post by Sajoa Moe on May 14, 2009 15:56:04 GMT -5
Three brand new wrestlers
To start a tag team feud
But three men is one too much
So they cut it down to two.
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Post by Mac on May 14, 2009 15:57:48 GMT -5
Three brand new wrestlers To start a tag team feud But three men is one too much So they cut it down to two. Two brand new wrestlers But here comes a legends son Need to clear a roster spot and now we're down to one. |
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on May 14, 2009 16:00:49 GMT -5
One brand new wrestler
Thought he was going to have fun
But then he saw the politics
And then there were none
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Post by Toates Madhackrviper on May 14, 2009 16:01:24 GMT -5
[Vignettes joke]
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on May 14, 2009 16:13:35 GMT -5
One brand new wrestler Thought he was going to have fun But then he saw the politics And then there were none No brand new wrestlers To compete for the Holy Grail We'll get re-hashed storylines instead WWE is getting really stale. |
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