Create a funny way to get rid of Hassan

[Lance Uppercut]

I dont' have one but I'm sure the hilarious brain trust around here can come up with a few good ones.

The "Will they kill Hassan" thread came up with some interesting ones.

I enjoyed the guy that said Hassan will fall to:

The Super Ultra Mega Hyper Ultimate Tombstone Piledriver...To HELL.

[hbkismyherostill]

He loses his smile, and dies of depression after losing.

[RareTradU]

They could put him in a clear case and pour cement....uh, wait a minute.

[havik]

Have Vince come out and say "Because of UPN we have to can the Muhammad Hassan character... We'll create a new character for him... therefore *pauses* you people will FORGET that you EVER EVER saw him!! FORGET HIM NOW DAMNIT!! thank you goodnight" *does the Vince strut out of arena, PPV ends*

[obi]

have him in an 8 man tag, walk and tear his quads, fall to the floor going "oww my quad" and leave quietly

[invaderdave]

invaderdave said:

How Taker kills Hassan:

The Super Ultra Mega Hyper Ultimate Tombstone Piledriver...To HELL.

Performed by Undertaker jumping off a cliff with Hassan in Tombstone position.

['Foretold' Joker]

Remake the Gooker Egg and have Hassan walk into ala Mork (from Mork & Mindy) then watch him and the egg fly away into the rafters

[invaderdave]

Have a helicopter pop out of his hood thingie and fly off, shouting "I'll return in many forms!"

[STMP]

That would be sooooooooo cool if Hassan lost his smile because of what people are saying about him.

"Tonight I stand here. The last true patriot, but a broken man. I'm a broken man, because I faced nothing but prejudice since I joined the WWE. I was born an American but you people have taken away my right to wrestle in this ring. UPN has banned me from appearing on Smackdown. They have banned me! Because I'm an Arab-American! I have never faced this much racism! But it doesn't surprise me. Because the American media is ruled by racism and prejudice."

*Daivari starts yelling in Farsi*

"So as a broken man, I have an announcement to make. The prejudice and hatred have caused me my smile. I have lost my smile! And I have decided to stop wrestling, because I need to find my smile."

Hassan gives his mic back to the announcer and walks away. Daivari stays in the ring and brings his mic to his face and yells out.

"Tell me a lie!"

Hassan keeps walking.

"Tell me a lie! And say that you don't go!"

Hassan stops and turns around.

"I've known you all my life. At least thats how it seems. Never known an other way."

Hassan grabs a mic.

"But Daivari. Don't you realize I have to walk away? No more yesterday!"

"Tell me a lie Mark!"

Tazz: They breakin kayfabe!

Cole: Kay who?

"Tell me a lie and say that you don't go!"

"But Shawn, I lost my smile."

"Then don't make me lose mine too."

"Shawn, your smile will never be lost."

Daivari starts to cry.

Cole: I love a sensitive man.

"Shawn. Don't worry about me. I have a feeling we'll see each other again in two months."

"Mark. I'm not crying about you. I just realised that Velocity is my future."

Scotty 2 Hotty appears on the Titantron waving like an idiot.

"Hi Daivari!"

[Lance Uppercut]

I.R.S. of All people shows up and has Hassan Arrested for the most vile, evil this imaginable: Cheating on his taxes.

Hell if the man will go after Death himself, I'm sure he's not scared of a little implied terrorism.

[Iceking251980A]

Those too guys from WCW special forces show up but now their WWE Special forces or two masked guys, anywho WWE special forces arrest Hassan before the match and drag Hassan and Davari out, Undertaker wins by count out as fans boo the shortest match in WWE history.

[Lance Uppercut]

Or they just lose, and on smackdown we get yet another ressurection of Los Conquistadores.

[jobber2thestars]

Buffalo Screwjob

[Bhester]

Best way to get rid of Hassan: Let him blow himself up. Make sure Orton's in the room though.

[havik]

LMAO at lost conquistadors... and you said you didn't have one

[STMP]

Just have Hassan comming from the crowds doing run ins and telling UT he will make his life miserable. That way the announcers can act like they don't know him and say he was fired a long time ago. But he just keeps showing up.

[mrperfect]

Everyone...

Muhammad Hassan's Plane shot down over the sea of Japan. It spun in, there were no survivors

Nuff said

[lildude8218]

At the beginning of tonight's match, Taker and Hassan stand staring each other down. Taker turns and leaves the ring to a bag that is sitting at ringside. He opens the bag and retrieves a big black disk which he throws down in the ring. Hassan, the referee, and everyone look extremely confused as Taker just stands on the opposite side of the ring from Hassan. Hassan begins to walk across the ring to attack Taker but as he steps on the disk, he falls through and disappears. Taker lifts the disk up and puts it back in a box and hands it to Daivari. The box reads "ACME PORTABLE HOLE"

It's just that simple guys, really.

[The Angel]

Have Hassan come on the Titantron, and have a poorly dubbed voice over say "I have to go now, my planet needs me" and then hold up a card saying that Hassan died on the way back to his home planet.

[limoloco484]

When the ppv comes on.. it has been announce that this will be a "Casket Match". During the match... Hassan's masked cronies come out and attempt to beat Taker senseless. But all the Smackdown faces, Batista, Booker T, Hedienrich, Animal, Beniot, and a special apperance by u guessed it Sgt. Slaugher have the cronies running like cowards A Royal Rumble 94 only the other way around with the heel getting demolished. Slaughter leads the way, telling his "troops" to give Hassan everyone of their finishing moves.. Heidenrich and Animal with the Doomsday Device...Sarge Picks him up.. Booker T with his Mafia Kick....he's put into position as Beniot comes down with his flying headbutt.. Sarge picks him up again.. whips him into a Batista spinebuster.... Sarge puts the Cobra Clutch on at this point Hassan is screaming to Davari for help...Davari sadly walks away knowing the war has been lost! As Taker brings a chair in the ring.. and whacks him 10 times while he's in the clutch...Hassan is bloody and looks to be dead.. everyones chanting, "USA!" as they open up the casket.. Undertaker chokeslam.. and finally a tombstone that plants him right in the coffin. Caskets slammed shut..Taker wins, and Hassan is never heard from again!