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Post by stevolution on Jul 24, 2005 19:53:46 GMT -5
Have Hassan come on the Titantron, and have a poorly dubbed voice over say "I have to go now, my planet needs me" and then hold up a card saying that Hassan died on the way back to his home planet. Aw man! You beat me to it. I' going to need to rethink this... Ok... Muhammed Hussan beats The Undertaker with the help of a returning Randy Orton as originally planned. Hassan is all crazygonuts having become #1 contender but then Vince McMahon comes out and informs Hussan that because of his actions a few weeks ago on Smackdown! he's going to be deported back to Saudi Arabia. Then the authorities come and and haul Hussan away. Hussan loudly protests that he cannot be deported because he's an American as he's being dragged away but no one listens or even cares.
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Post by cobowski on Jul 24, 2005 21:10:38 GMT -5
Kids, Hassan only needs a name change and (of course) a gimmick change.
Leave it to me, the man who came up with the Kane vampire melting angle (which sadly never happened), Bischoff-Steph: the wedding, and Dupree becoming a Neonazi.
The possibilities here are ENDLESS, but here are just a few courtesy of yours truly.
There are two roads that can be taken here. (NOTE - He MUST stay on SmackDown!)
First, "Hassan" reveals next week on SmackDown! that he is not an Arab-American, but rather, an Italian-American... - "Ladies and gentlemen, my fellow Americans, I must apologize for the big lie that I have told you throughout the past several months. As a man who has watched WWE since childhood, I always knew that my dream was to become a professional wrestler. And when I began training several years ago, I noticed something missing on the WWE roster, and I KNEW that missing thing was the key to my success as a professional wrestler. What was missing, many of you may ask? Simple... not since Tiger Ali Singh, has there been ANY, not ONE, member of the WWE's roster of Arab descent. Therefore, on the day of my first match, I debuted as "Muhammad Hassan," because I knew that an Arab wrestler would stick out like a sore thumb. As fate would have it, I made the right decision, for I, under the name "Muhammad Hassan," have reached superstar status in the WWE. However, now that I have made it, the time has come for me to reveal a REAL secret. I am NOT an Arab-American. In reality, I am an Italian-American, and my REAL name is NOT "Muhammad Hassan." [Dramatic pause] With all of that said, I'm sure that you people would like for me to reveal my real name, wouldn't you? Well, before I do, I have a HUGE announcement to make. The FBI, the Full Blooded Italians, they are BACK. Please welcome James Maritato (formerly known as Nunzio), Vito LaGrosso, Tony Mamaluke, Rico Constantino, and Claudio Castagnoli. [The new FBI come out to Frank Sinatra music and are sporting cigars, typical pizza chef mustaches, and assault rifles, as well as a wardrobe straight out of "The Godfather" and "Goodfellas."] And now, ladies and gentlemen, I give you my real name. My real name is..." [Here are the possibilities] - Seth Teddy D'andrioni (who proudly claims to have slept with over 1,000 Italian beauties) - Ronaldo Soprano - Blud E. Salami - Big LaPedophilio From this storyline, "Hassan" could betray Daivari, and @ SummerSlam, a flag match is announced between "Hassan" & Maritato against Daivari & Iron Shiek. However, under NO circumstances do Daivari and Maritato face off in a one-on-one match, whether it be on a house show, Velocity, or SmackDown!
And here is the OTHER route.
Hassan could just reveal his real name to be... - Dr. Hershey Squerrtz (feces enthusiast/analyst/examiner and SEVERELY addicted to laxatives) - Buster Highman - Gary McMahon (Vince's long-lost son) - York Hunt Sweat
Any other ideas that would fit in with all of this?
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Post by superborracho6000 on Jul 24, 2005 21:36:50 GMT -5
American badass Taker liberates Hassan from his worthless life by buring him alive in a Labor Day Pit BBQ match with giant smokers. Then, Hassan and Daivari are brought back to life with eastern, UT-ripoff gimmicks, both looking like Sagat in the Street Fighter manga. New names: Bearnt and Ernie.
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Post by OGBoardPoster2005 on Jul 24, 2005 22:20:56 GMT -5
Hassan comes out and does a Promo.Taker then comes out and lies on the ground telling him to pin him.He does.Later that night Teddy Long comes out and says that the match Hassan won was for the Muhammad Hassan Memorial Belt.Hassan is never seen again and its all forgotten the following Thursday.
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Post by thehatman on Jul 24, 2005 23:40:44 GMT -5
Simply put, Hassan dons a stupid mask, says that there never was any "Muhammad Hassan", but only KINNIKUMAN HASSAN.
He wins his match by, of course, a 50 foot muscle buster.
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Post by Lance Uppercut on Jul 24, 2005 23:42:37 GMT -5
Simply put, Hassan dons a stupid mask, says that there never was any "Muhammad Hassan", but only KINNIKUMAN HASSAN. He wins his match by, of course, a 50 foot muscle buster. Why not kill two birds with one stone and call him Kevin Mask and he tears his quads every match.
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Post by Luca on Jul 25, 2005 0:41:49 GMT -5
Viscera gives him too much Visagra. It seems Hassan is addicted to the stuff. ; ;D
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Post by sexualvanilla on Jul 25, 2005 1:33:00 GMT -5
Hassan loses, he disappears for a week, then returns with a mask on, calling himself The New Black Rider, using a Bionic Elbow as his finisher
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Post by General Zod on Jul 25, 2005 1:42:01 GMT -5
Repackage him as Beaver Cleavage. It worked so well the first time. Davari can be Mrs. Cleavage. Hillarity ensues when Hassan finds out Davari isn't really his mother, but is really Kane's little brother. Reveal that Davari and Kane went to dentist college together while the Undertaker was wrestling and having a great time. Hassan forgives Davari, and becomes "Just Matt, a kid from Michigan looking to have a good time." Have them gain revenge on the Undertaker by sending goons dressed as Paul Bearer to the ring, thus beating him down.
Kane comes out and destroys everyone, and then goes back to Raw, where he can job on a weekly basis to Edge.
Everyone is happy. No?
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Post by Se7en: Horse That Wrote Poems on Jul 25, 2005 2:01:07 GMT -5
I said it tonight: 1.) Orlando Jordan does the run-in during the Hassan/Taker match. 2.) He kidnaps Mohammad to the back and throws him in a white Ford Bronco. 3.) OJ then leads the police on a slow-speed highway chase through downtown Buffalo. 4.) Thursday on SD! we find out the Mohammed Hassan was found dead in a Brentwood apartment and now OJ is on a mission to find the real killer(s). 5.) Mark Magnus comes out months later doing his thang and no one is the wiser.
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Post by Redneck on Jul 25, 2005 18:31:08 GMT -5
Hassan was reportedly caught stealing bikes off the streets and tried stealing hot dogs but choked to death on one or he fell off the bed whilethe masked men carried him sverely breaking his neck. They suck I know
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