SUPER EARLY G.I. JOE REVIEWS (spoilers)

[thwak is T.hawk]

www.aintitcool.com/node/41702

so judging by the early word it's...


AIIIIIIIGHT.

[Bub (BLM)]

Cobra Commander looks just as stupid as you think he will.

That sealed the deal for me. I won't even be watching this thing when it hits HBO.

[Smokey McTrees]

I didn't read the first review, because for some reason I will still go see this crap and don't want to be spoiled. But I guess it could be worse.

[Jason Todd Grisham]

Those reviews actually make me moderately excited for the movie.

All I want out of GI Joe is cartoony, cheesey, pop-corney fun. It doesn't need to be an action movie masterpiece.

[wildojinx]

Ok, one of the reviews said CC made Destro his "bitch". The hell? Even in the comics destro was more competent than CC ever was, even defeating him several times after his face turn.

[Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action]

Jul 15, 2009 20:47:36 GMT -5 wildojinx said:

Ok, one of the reviews said CC made Destro his "bitch". The hell? Even in the comics destro was more competent than CC ever was, even defeating him several times after his face turn.

Then again Cobra Commander has also had moments of bad assness in the comics too. Like we he owened Serpentors ass with the helmet bomb and the mask underneath the helmet.

It's all in how it's written, and for Cobra Commander to work in the movies he NEEDS to be a threat.

[Jiren]

It doesn't sound bad actually

[Deleted]

There's explosions, if the theater preview was anything to go on. If I'm right though, and there's someone portraying the Baroness, she's smoking hot and that offends me. The Baroness is not outright hot, she's the girl that takes off the specs and you're like "hm...okay." Shame on you, Hollywood.

[Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan]

I always thought Baroness was hot, with the glasses being part of that hotness, and I kinda doubt I'm alone on that.

[Michael Coello]

Dennis Quaid seemed to be having a bit of fun as General Hawk though. He gets the infamous "Knowing is half the battle" line.

Movie of the YEAR! ;D

[thwak is T.hawk]

Jul 15, 2009 21:18:04 GMT -5 Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan said:

I always thought Baroness was hot, with the glasses being part of that hotness, and I kinda doubt I'm alone on that.

if you listen to spill.com podcasts you will know that you are DEFINITELY not alone on that fact.

[Bang Bang Bart]

Y'know, I'm not expecting "Iron Man" or "Dark Knight" out of this movie. I just want to be entertained and judging by the reviews, it's lookin' good. ;D

[AriadosMan]

You know what this movie needs?
Sienna Miller with no clothing.
Academy Award material if I see that

[Chainsaw]

It's hard to go on the review of two talkbackers, but hell, I'm seeing this, if anything as a protest vote against ROTF and Michael EditingBay.

At least I fairly certain I won't walk out of this movie fuming with rage.

[Solid Stryk-Dizzle]

Accelerator suits?

What do they accelerate?

[Handsome Halfbreed]

They accelerate the need for more CGI.

[Chainsaw]

Jul 15, 2009 23:59:05 GMT -5 Handsome Halfbreed said:

They accelerate the need for more CGI.

And the need to look like Iron Man. Despite the fact that they look more like this.

[AFN: Judge Shred]

Jul 16, 2009 0:08:35 GMT -5 Chainsaw said:

Jul 15, 2009 23:59:05 GMT -5 Handsome Halfbreed said:

They accelerate the need for more CGI.

And the need to look like Iron Man. Despite the fact that they look more like this.

Ok, and now I love the movie, thank you.

[invaderdave]

All I care about is if Storm Shadown and Snake Eyes have a showdown.

And Baroness.

It would appear that the movie has one out of the two (Baroness)...if the movie has the other (Storm Shadow/Snake Eyes), and makes it utterly awesome, then I will gladly fork over my hard earned greenbacks.

[Cela]

But but but, accelerator suits! And a guy compares ti to the original Street Fighter, which, before Chun Li, was nearly universally hated. What the hell?